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NCAA Tournament Opponents: East Tennessee State

We are gathered here today to preview tomorrow’s loss by the East Tennessee State Buccaneers.  Though their time in the Big Dance will be short-lived, these men will never be forgotten.  They will leave behind an Atlantic Sun Championship and many cameos in John Wall highlight reels and posters.

#3  Justin Tubbs, G
(11.8 ppg, 3.8 rpg)

Tubbs is a junior transfer from Alabama where he was All-Academic SEC in 2007-2008.  As a freshman in Tuscaloosa, he scored nine points in 20 minutes in the win over #18 Kentucky.  The following year, he went 0-1 from the field in 20 minutes in Alabama’s losing effort against the Cats.  Tomorrow, Tubbs will face his third Kentucky coach.  I just wonder if he’s aware how different this Kentucky team is from the last one he saw.  I guess he’ll know when he sees John Wall and Demarcus Cousins and the bench doesn’t smell like wine coolers.

#11 Jocolby Davis, G
2.9 ppg, 2.4 apg

Jocolby Davis is another transfer guard for ETSU.  The fifth-year senior spent his first two years at Georgia Perimeter , which, apparently, is a school and not the Georgia Border Patrol.  Last season, he sat out as a medical redshirt due to a wrist injury.  The injury was sustained while getting car-jacked in Atlanta.  True story.

#30 Micah Williams, G
12.5 ppg, 3.1 rpg

Micah “Katt” Williams is a stand-up comedian from Cincinnati best known for his Pimp Chronicles and his role as “Money Mike” in Friday After Next.  The five-foot-five comedian isn’t the same Micah Williams that plays for ETSU, but it would be a very fun game to watch if that were the case.  “Tink-tink-tink-tink”

#13 Tommy Hubbard, F
14.1 ppg, 8.3 ppg

Tommy Hubbard is a 6’4 junior out of Boston, Mass.  I Google’d his name to find out more but apparently the ETSU star isn’t as popular as Tom Hubbard’s Practical Penis Enlargement.  Not all was lost though, I got a head start on Christmas shopping for my fellow KSR bloggers.

#41 Isiah Brown, F
7.6 ppg, 5.7 rpg

Isiah Brown wants absolutely nothing to do with Demarcus Cousins.  May God have mercy on his soul.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR