Like gator tail? Then you might want to look into getting tickets to the UK-Florida game tomorrow.
This afternoon, I called the good folks at the UK ticket office about some tickets for tomorrow’s game and spoke to a delightful young lady who informed me that there are no tickets available for the Kentucky section. Fair enough. So, the sweetheart told me to call the Florida ticket office and gave me the 1-800 number to get in touch with them.
But, there was a problem.
That phone number took me to a “Horny Housewife” hotline, which may or may not be right up my alley, but I don’t think it’s going to get me tickets the battle for third place in the SEC East. Since I’m equally a gentleman and a hater, I called them to notify them of the mistake. Sorry, guys.
So, there are two things to take away from this story:
1. Someone played a great prank over at the UK ticket office and there’s no telling how long it’s been going on
2. There are still plenty of tickets available and if you live anywhere in the state of Florida, you should look into going
Go Cats. Go housewives.