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Mt. Washington man feasts like a king for one night

Andrew Wiggins news got you down?  This story will cheer you up.

A man was arrested in Bullitt County yesterday for throwing himself a barbecue with an elaborate spread of food and beverage. 30-year-old Trevor Runyon went through six steaks, a couple pounds of shrimp, salad, a birthday cake, cold beer, an entire case of soft drinks and a gallon of tea for a late night dinner Sunday evening.

Sounds pretty amazing, right?

Well, the problem is, Runyon did it all after closing time inside¬†the ValuMarket in Mt. Washington. According to a report from WDRB, he hid in the grocery store’s restroom until all employees were gone and the place was locked up for the evening. Once the coast was clear, he came out and fired up a grill inside the store and went to town on all the food and drinks he could get his hands on. He also helped himself to a carton of cigarettes and two lighters.

It gets better, though.

At one point during the one-man dinner party, Runyon pooped in his pants from all of the food. So what did he do? He took a pair of Bullitt East underwear off the shelf, along with a couple t-shirts, and changed into something a little more comfortable.

We’re still going….

Runyon might’ve gotten away with it all if not for the trail of 57 Reddi-wip cans he left behind in the garbage cans. Employees found the cans the next morning, thought something was suspicious, obviously, so management went to the surveillance tapes. It was then that they found footage of ol’ Trevor Runyon feasting inside the store after hours.

Now, my favorite part…

He never left the building. Runyon was found asleep in the attic of the ValueMarket — which means he was probably going for another helping last night — and the fire department had to come in to rescue him from the building. The report says there was damage was done to the building to remove him from the attic.

Police say Runyon was very friendly and didn’t give anyone any trouble during the arrest.

[POLICE: Man arrested for overnight feast inside Mt. Washington ValuMarket]

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

41 Comments for Mt. Washington man feasts like a king for one night



  1. J-Huh
    3:05 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    WHIP-ITS ARE A HELL OF A DRUG!!



  2. AnCom
    3:05 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    “ASK FOR WORK; IF THEY DO NOT GIVE YOU WORK ASK FOR BREAD; IF THEY DO NOT GIVE YOU WORK OR BREAD THEN TAKE BREAD”. -EMMA GOLDMAN



  3. catfandan
    3:07 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Poor feller poopied his pants.



  4. SkyFall
    3:07 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    This kind of stuff doesn’t happen at Romany Kroger because either John Short would catch the criminal during his security sweep or a dirty snitch like like Ryan would rat him out.



  5. Al/in/Indy
    3:07 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    That man had a bad case of the munchies for sure!



  6. carlos
    3:08 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Looks and sounds like your typical UK season ticket holder. BBN!



  7. Will
    3:09 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    The question is, if they hadn’t found the surveillance tape and Ryan Lemond knew about it, would he turn him in?



  8. B-man
    3:09 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Will this man be in the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest this year?



  9. Eric
    3:11 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Ugh….this was five miles from where I live.



  10. bosshog
    3:15 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    He has good height…..perhaps Cal should sign him. He can help us devour the competition.



  11. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    3:17 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    This is sure to lead to copy cat criminals.



  12. Cats
    3:18 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Football updates?



  13. Brent S.
    3:18 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Of course he was friendly, I’m always in a good mood after a big meal!



  14. kyeric
    3:20 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Thanks “Oops, I Crapped My Pants”!



  15. 420
    3:24 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Mt. Washington has the best weed.



  16. Bobbum man
    3:33 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Mt Washington doesn’t have the best anything



  17. Ebrown21
    3:35 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    LOL @16



  18. inlinefor9
    3:37 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    #7 already considered that. Ryan Lemmond wouldn’t turn him in b/c under the Lemmond Logic, the crime didn’t leave a directly linked victim. This would qualify as a victimless crime in Ryan’s books, unless it turns out the damage to the property costs money to repair.



  19. Musehobo
    3:43 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    How does someone eat six steaks, a couple pounds of shrimp, salad, a birthday cake, cold beer, an entire case of soft drinks, a gallon of tea, and 57 Reddi Whip cans without dying? I mean 57 Reddi Whips is an accomplishment on its own, without all the rest of it. Wow.



  20. RICK
    3:44 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    A card fan ,tired of living in his shotgun home.



  21. Bubba
    3:44 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    I’d bet he’s a Kentucky fan!



  22. JT
    3:46 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Shut up Bubba and study for your religion final.



  23. Pancreas
    3:47 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    19. He probably was just using them to get high. It’s called doing “whip its” and it’s actually really fun if you have brain cells to spare



  24. RealCatsFan
    3:49 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    #10, after a meal like that, I don’t think he would be mobile enough to play the DDMO. Mark Stoops, however, says he has a possible spot open for him on the O-line!



  25. Derrick Dooley's gym coach
    3:49 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    He should have went to K – Mart, then he could have chose to ship his pants instead…



  26. uk3k_J
    3:50 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Redi-whip is a hellva drug



  27. RealCatsFan
    3:50 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Are they sure this dude wasn’t camped out in there for a week? They could sell the surveillance video just to see how one guy could eat and drink all of that in one night.



  28. Chris
    3:58 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    So the smell of charcoal and smoke didn’t give it away?



  29. Big Mike in The Wood
    4:10 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Six Steaks in one night? Worth it!



  30. Culver
    4:14 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    I love how he added a salad to the feast…wonder if the soft drinks were diet?!!



  31. Brent
    4:20 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    At least he had a sensible salad.



  32. FurdTurgason
    4:51 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    I actually shop there. There is a labyrinth that takes you back to the bathrooms and I’m surprised this hasn’t happened before. I AM surprised the dumbass was still on the property the next morning, though.



  33. That kind of party
    4:58 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    The only thing he forgot to do was stick his dong in the mashed potatoes.



  34. Fat Bastard
    4:59 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    This thread is making me hungry! Into my belly!



  35. RealCatsFan
    5:00 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    29, 30 – I guess he was on the Atkins Diet.



  36. calej93
    5:20 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    This man is officially my hero.

    #teamNF



  37. SevenT
    5:28 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Another Bullitt County pillhead passes out at the Valu-Mart. Sounds like a typical Saturday night in those parts.

    Just Saying



  38. MW Resident
    5:42 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Whenever my town / county is in the news, it’s usually not for anything positive. Bad storms, train derailments, crazy stories like this, the McDonald’s incident with the fake police officer calling on the phone and for whatever reason the management did everything he said to torture and employee, etc.

    Although, we did have the national championship for cheerleading from Bullitt East, and Derek Willis Committing to UK as positive news stories in the last year – so it hasn’t been all bad.

    This place isn’t as crazy as people think – pretty stable place – but when it does occasionally happen we get the cream of the crop for craziness and news stories.



  39. bigbluejon
    6:32 pm May 14, 2013 Permalink

    Sounds like that movie where the guy gets locked in Target with Jennifer Connely…ya know except without Jennifer Connely.



  40. anotherMWresident
    9:16 am May 15, 2013 Permalink

    Yep. MW has lots of crazy people. Just last week there were several women picketing a local female realtor with signs that said “Amy P***** need to stop gossiping” “Amy P***** needs to keep her mouth shut!” and other gossip related picket signs. Apparently this town has issues.



  41. Dark Helmet
    9:20 am May 15, 2013 Permalink

    This is Exactly why Bullitt County needs a Golden Corral.