The face of an asexual
Holy balls, The Smith’s rock.
People, I’m going to be honest with you, I didn’t pay much attention to the newsing and viewsing that occurred today. I was too busy losing a stupid softball game because of stupid umpires and stupid base running. But since talking about my stupid softball game is stupid, I’ll shift gears to the day’s events.
*a tumbleweed softly drifts through
-Oh! National media members got to poppin’ off at the mouth. In case you missed it—which would be almost impossible since it was discussed on this site like two hours ago—Pat Forde (or Ford, if you’re as badass as Calipari) made some disparaging comments about our new coach. I think my colleague, Thomas J. Beisner IV made an extremely lucid point, juxtaposing the Pitino/Sypher situation—which Forde wished to gently broach—and Calipari’s firestorm of awesomeness. He nudges Pitino with a stick, and rips Cal.If you want to lay into Cal to even out the numerous ravings of the his new regime, fine. Just don’t treat one coach in the state preferentially. That’s definitely not how you made it to the big stage.
Success is a choice, Pat.
-Gregg Doyel also told a ripping good yarn, this time on the pages of this here weblog. Though it didn’t have anything to do with UK, he made mention of Clay Travis being painfully unfunny. I don’t really have much to say, except read Travis’ book where he travels to SEC games throughout a season. In short: Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer it is not.
-As Aaron linked earlier, Jodie Meeks has said that he will return if he is not to be chosen in the first round. Mock drafts are usually fairly close, and most have Meeks going mid-second round. Still, anything can happen in these workouts. I guess. I don’t really know if that’s true.