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Matt needs a coffee (Friday Show Thread)

It was a late one for Matt Jones last night so be easy on him through the first hour. If my calculations are correct, he probably got home from Murray at about 4:00 am.

I’m sure he has lots of stories to tell from the trip, and he’ll have Ryan Lemond on hand to chime in.

Give us a call at (502) 571-1080 or send a text to the TEXTING MACHINE — it’s back! — at (317) 385-5148.

Today’s topics include:

— A recap of the Murray experience

— Looking ahead to South Carolina

— More about Nerlens Noel

— Hopefully nothing about pizza

The KSR radio widget is still down. I think it’s dead. You can still listen here through iHeartRadio.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

465 Comments for Matt needs a coffee (Friday Show Thread)



  1. Paducah Patty
    9:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, thank you to you, Beisner and Bradley for making the trip to Murray. I loved seeing you on the Paducah newscast and two things stuck out, when you said we support all the Kentucky schools, except the Cards and when Bidwell announced you by saying it was like Elvis entering the arena. Next time bring Ryan and Drew along!!



  2. dman
    10:03 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I agree Patty. Pretty cool that KSR made the trip. Murray struggled the first half but burned the nets up during the 2nd. Curious what Matt and KSR thought about this team and their chances in March.
    GO CATS….and Racers.



  3. Rose
    10:06 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt does the Rupp Arena project include the parking garage? If it does they’ve already started construction on the parking garage, the company I work for pumped the concrete for it last week.



  4. ktmiln2
    10:06 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Matt I got this great place for you guys to eat Pizza at the next time you’re in Murray.



  5. TrashCanMan
    10:07 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Bean Roll Dogg!!!



  6. TrashCanMan
    10:08 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Can we get some Murray State gear in the KSR shop?



  7. ktmiln2
    10:08 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Wow, the WLAP stream made it a whole 30 seconds before crapping out today.



  8. Kyle
    10:09 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Canaan is pronounced CANON (not Cain-in).



  9. Stangluvr
    10:09 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Talk some about the UK Hoops team winning last night and taking a 2 game lead in SEC with the UT lose. Also a question for ya…..If UK Hoops keeps up their winning ways, will we be able to keep Coach Mitchell or are they about to elite status and he stays here but gets a high dollar contract.

    Thanks



  10. Jones Returns
    10:11 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening in Benton, KY (10 Min from Murray) right now



  11. Mark
    10:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If Murray isn’t hitting their threes, they are very average.



  12. dollypartonsportsradio
    10:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening in Fountain Colorado…



  13. dman
    10:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Isaiah Canaan is a junior, not a senior.



  14. TrashCanMan
    10:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening in Egypt. Just kidnapped



  15. Jax Teller
    10:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I heard the mayor of Louisville would like to invite all of the Chinese and Mexican Murray State fans to Louisville for the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament. Anybody else hearing this as well?



  16. Backspacer
    10:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    MURRAY LITTLE CAESARS CALLED……..THEY ARE PISSED YOU DIDN’T STOP BY….



  17. kyrobman
    10:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I want to see Murray play loserville and see loserville get handled.



  18. KYgirlinNH
    10:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening in New Hampshire.



  19. Rose
    10:14 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening from my Mt. Parkway office watching the groundhogs make coffee.



  20. UK_JB
    10:14 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Did you eat pizza?



  21. kyrobman
    10:14 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dickey V sucks. I wouldn’t want him in our arena.



  22. TrashCanMan
    10:15 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening in Bermuda Triangle. Lost



  23. oldgreg
    10:15 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    its true, BTI does suck



  24. HugoCabrera
    10:16 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Not surprised by the BTI hate. He knows what he did.



  25. 502Cat
    10:16 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Even Murray State fans know that BTI sucks! lol



  26. Kidnut
    10:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Beisner is now in trouble with his wife



  27. darryl isaac
    10:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    It still amazes me that Matt acts as if KSR doesn’t have a huge impact on the UK fanbase and acts surprised when random people either know him or shout things like BTI sucks.



  28. VA2UK
    10:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If there are lots of beautiful women in Murray, then Durham, NC is the anti-Murray.



  29. Jimi Garden of Eden
    10:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Et Dickie V parachute into Murray,flying Racer colors…



  30. Matty
    10:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Steve Prohm is his the coach’s name at Murray. Was an assistant to Billy Kennedy last year who is now at Texas A&M.



  31. UK # 1
    10:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Someone please tell me who is BTI? TIA.



  32. Jax Teller
    10:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    26 — Nah, Beis isn’t Ryan.



  33. TrashCanMan
    10:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listening at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Wet



  34. Jax Teller
    10:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    31 – BTI is a former writer on the site, he sucked.



  35. Begley
    10:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I pulled up to a stop light in Frankfort today and Richie Farmer came out to wash my windows.



  36. Bucky Small Hoooves
    10:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What team does the typical UL fan support when the Cards play the inmates at their alma mater, the Jefferson Co detention center.



  37. bung
    10:20 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    you can fly commercial into paducah



  38. Rose
    10:22 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt never corrects anybody does he?



  39. Begley
    10:22 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Lexington Catholic’s concession stand is awesome. I had to make reservations for Queso and Pizza during the holiday tournament this year.



  40. Charlie Day
    10:22 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    38 – matt’s never wrong. duh.



  41. HugoCabrera
    10:23 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    John Short for play by play!
    The guy passes to the other guy…shot…and…boom goes the dynamite.



  42. C Ray
    10:23 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, Did u take my advice and try the Murray Micky D Big Mac? It’s amazing!! Its got it’s own special sauce!!!!!



  43. HugoCabrera
    10:23 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Made the prediction yesterday: UK by 15 bigguns.



  44. 502Cat
    10:24 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Did you hear that Malcolm White sent a letter of apology to Anthony Davis and Cal?



  45. CrashTheLoader
    10:24 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Still over 1000 upper arena tickets available from Ticketmaster for the game in Columbia. Ticket + fee = $19.25. If you are in the area, let’s fill er up BBN!!



  46. C Ray
    10:24 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Are u gonna charge John 10 biggins for gas money when u pick him up?



  47. HugoCabrera
    10:25 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Malcolm White definitely doesn’t work for Diorio’s Pizza.



  48. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    10:25 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    CN2’s weather lady with the curls is hot!
    Go Cats!



  49. Rose
    10:25 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Was your hotdog served with chili or did you make you own afterwards?



  50. somedudecro
    10:26 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m a soccer fan and those guys that talk elitist and condescendingly generally don’t know what they are talking about really anyway, so don’t feel so offended.



  51. ktmiln2
    10:26 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Nate is a fake caller. He just wants attention.



  52. VA2UK
    10:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I picture Nate as being 5’10” 300lbs with an underbite.



  53. Sholler
    10:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt stole Nate’s haircut.



  54. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What in the world is going on???



  55. Jax Teller
    10:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Yes, we can hear you. Glad to know that Hugh Durham was the golf coach. My day is now complete.



  56. Chris
    10:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think matt is asleep



  57. ktmiln2
    10:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Nate knows that it was you who brought sexual harassment charges against Herman McCain.



  58. C Ray
    10:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Did u teabag Nates Kodiak dip can or something? That could be the deal.



  59. Kidnut
    10:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hugh Durham also did the boys sex ed talk one day a year at Murray.



  60. Ronald Popeye Jones
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hugh Durham never coached basketball at Murray.



  61. Drunk Idiot
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones is this generations Andy Katz!



  62. Matty
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Mick Cronin was at Murray and is now at UC.



  63. Fancy
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Nate saying, “You know what you did” reminds me of the couples fight in the Meier parking lot.



  64. BlueFins
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The bean roll must be kicking in.



  65. VA2UK
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I hear Matt mumbling, this convo w/ Ryan and caller is odd.



  66. Champ
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    this show has been considerably better lately and I have no idea why….O wait, there’s been less Kentucky Chucky! 😉



  67. Zack
    10:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Did Matt just die?



  68. Pepto Bismol
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt had to go make his own bean burrito.



  69. Jax Teller
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan with the show save!

    I think the tornadoes in Louisville finally took out the WKJK station.



  70. UK_JB
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Where is Matt? I know what you did



  71. Mark
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    64.) LMAO. Poor Matt.



  72. iWantToBeTheDrewFranklin
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt has to step away, because he is too hungover from his Murray trip last night….



  73. Adam in Florida
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Can’t listen to the radio show but I will listen to the podcast. But why a cup of coffee? Just grab a tea bag and have some tea…



  74. Echo 1
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    That is why you don’t eat a bean roll.



  75. Sr. Isaiah Canaan
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    They do have nachos but not at the regular consession stand. Ofcourse you think I’m a SR so i’m not surprised you couldn’t find them.



  76. Begley
    10:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    “In my KY Chucky Voice” Hey Matt and Ryan. How are you guys doing today?

    He is my least favorite caller as well. #66



  77. iWantToBeTheDrewFranklin
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I am pretty sure I heard him vomiting in the background



  78. UK_JB
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Where is matt? I know what you did.



  79. ryan
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    hey everybody bear with us…we’ve got a little issue we’re dealing with. matt’s ok…just needs a minute



  80. TrashCanMan
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Is Matt drunk again?



  81. Winston
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Radio gold. Do they know we can hear them whispering?



  82. iWantToBeTheDrewFranklin
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt also finally found the easiest way to date….itsjustlunch.com



  83. Terrence Jones
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Put me on Canaan…. He won’t hit another three!



  84. AT WORK
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe this is Nate’s revenge! are you there Matt? hello? Ryan is all alone,



  85. Matt's Vice Principal
    10:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matthew! I need to see you out in the hall. Now!



  86. Chris
    10:32 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The show thread should be titled Matt needs hot Tea!



  87. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:32 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    79) Thanks for the update Ryan. I hope everything is alright.



  88. iWantToBeTheDrewFranklin
    10:32 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    He’s puking…don’t lie Ryan. Too much Burnett’s Vodka for Matt last night..



  89. bnutz
    10:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    in case no one heard him, my man was making a point that Hugh Durham was the basketball coach and the gold coach @ Murray in 1939



  90. Paducah Patty
    10:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Oh this sounds interesting! I can’t wait to hear the podcast. Maybe Matt fell asleep.



  91. oldgreg
    10:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt is back!!



  92. TrashCanMan
    10:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rising from the ashes!!!! Matt Jones!!!!



  93. Jax Teller
    10:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    WTF just happened?



  94. Chris
    10:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt must have played a drinking game while on the the Western Ky Parkway. Another cow drink.



  95. TrashCanMan
    10:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    He sounds a little sick.



  96. oldgreg
    10:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    is this the first time all year that the Cats have covered the spread in two straight games?



  97. Rose
    10:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Must of had a case of the Murray hotdog revenge.



  98. bnutz
    10:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    #76 – lol. you forgot, “Hey matt and Ryan, how you guys doing today? That’s good. Ok, let me give you my thoughts here”



  99. C Ray
    10:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Fun facts: Bruce Willis filmed a movie close to the Murray area, a while back… One of his daughters were born there.



  100. CPACAT
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    “UKALLDAYSCOUSIN” – CN2’s Susie Martin is da’ bomb!!



  101. RondosDribblingHand
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe Matt found out Nate teabagged his microphone.



  102. Bucky Small Hoooves
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Darin Horn is a vampire, and that is why there are no windows in the SC Arena. We need to lock our windows the night before the game.



  103. Jeff Garlin
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Any updates on the $2 podcast?



  104. AT WORK
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    this is funny, he’s pretending that nothing happened,



  105. Jeff Garlin
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Super Kittens is the new name lady!



  106. oldgreg
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    they are, in deed, Cal’s Cats



  107. TrashCanMan
    10:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What happened Matt? Are yall just pretending nothing happened?



  108. oldgreg
    10:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    is Matt having a stroke?



  109. Old Man Eyes
    10:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    My comment started two days of discussion. Damn, I’m awesome.



  110. The Clearchannel Toilet
    10:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, you know what you did.



  111. apologize to
    10:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    paducah larry…



  112. Jeff Garlin
    10:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Line five is as useless as Kevin Stallings….



  113. Jones Returns
    10:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Matt,

    Did you get a chance to talk to the Murray State Anthem ‘rap stars’?



  114. Hartline
    10:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is the strangest show, Matt sounds half-drunk.



  115. Mark
    10:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The refs were horrible down in Knoxville in 2010 too. We made a big comeback, only for the refs to show back up again.



  116. TrashCanMan
    10:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Can we call him Coonie



  117. Jax Teller
    10:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan, what happened? You can break it in the show thread, kind of like your Steve Lavin urinal story.



  118. Very Confused
    10:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Show has a very awkward vibe today..



  119. C Ray
    10:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Were you or Beisner the “M” at the game? That’s the question



  120. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    10:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Is everything okay, Matt? You sound kind of choked up



  121. Jimi Garden of Eden
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Chocolate milk cures a hangover…seriously…



  122. LakeCumberland
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, not sure you will be able to make it through the entire program today. Getting a little old to pull those all-nighters??



  123. ryan
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    jackpot!!! dan has finally called in



  124. Bulldawg
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    FINALLY!!!!!!!!!



  125. Sholler
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    And finally, Dan saves the show!!



  126. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    115) Yeah, it was terrible. However, the 30 pt win in the SEC tournament was nice revenge.



  127. Jax Teller
    10:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan — HELL YEAH, we’ve been waiting on you! At least we know he’s still alive.



  128. ktmiln2
    10:41 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What is going on today? Is everyone hungover?



  129. Begley
    10:41 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Do you want to know why Murray State gets no coverage? Because it’s not Murray State Sports Radio.



  130. C Ray
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan’s always shoplifting the pootey… What a funny guy



  131. Mark
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This sounds like the plot of a movie.



  132. ktmiln2
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    127. What is the back story of this Dan character? I missed the beginning of the call



  133. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is the most bizarre call ever.



  134. Amy with a Y
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    OH MY GOSH! This is great. You can’t make this stuff up.



  135. Rick Roy
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Please hang up with Dan, I’m about to get in trouble at work for laughing out loud!!!



  136. ProfSpoon
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Oh ah what a shocker, I really love THE (AD) Blue Blocker!!



  137. Rashad Curruths Gold Toof
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan is the man….



  138. UKALEX
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Is that Snoop Doggs brother.



  139. Dan's Girlfriend
    10:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I might be 18, but I’ll kick your a$$. I’ll come at you like a spider monkey…



  140. Paducah Patty
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Bruce Willis daughter Rumur was born in Paducah at Western Baptist Hospital. They lived in Reidland while filming the movie In Country.



  141. oldgreg
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    he wrote a song called donkey stomp?? wtf



  142. 502Cat
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is classic!



  143. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Is this fake Dan?



  144. Jax Teller
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    She’s 18, they are all obsessive at 18.

    Please elaborate on the song “Doggystyle” — we have to know.



  145. bnutz
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    this is Friggin crackin me up! wow! Classic!



  146. Bulldawg
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    this gets funnier and funnier. And I thought my life was screwed up!



  147. WinchesterUKfan
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is hands down one of the most awkward shows in KSR history! What in the world is going on?!?



  148. HugoCabrera
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan for the Bachelor. Hahahaha there are so many levels of weird twists and turns. This is bizarre.



  149. Mark
    10:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jesus Christ. This has been the oddest show ever.



  150. Hoss
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    “She’s in the kitchen…”

    she can’t be that bad.



  151. Big Blue 66
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    99. That was “In Country”. He and Demi had their daughter Rumor in Paducah and “rumor” has it, that her name came from the gay club ( albeit had good dance music) in Paducah at the time was called Rumors…..and BTW, Emily Lloyd rented a friends house…lets just say it was a good summer



  152. Matty
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Unbelievable….



  153. KentuckyChucky
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan

    stop messing with little girls



  154. 502Cat
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Her father must be proud!



  155. Fake Dan
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I hate her but I moved her in anyway. It’s fun.



  156. mjblue2
    10:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Is this KSR or Jerry Springer???



  157. Jeff Garlin
    10:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Girls lie to Dan…



  158. oldgreg
    10:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    @150- thats true



  159. KentuckyChucky
    10:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan is her sponsor!!



  160. ktmiln2
    10:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    It’s Jerry Springer Radio!!



  161. Dale in Orlando
    10:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Dateline Murder story will have this radio clip



  162. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    10:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dan tell’s you to kick rocks while your standing right next to him Dan is my role model!!



  163. 502Cat
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    As cool as a 47 year old can be.



  164. Dirty Old Man Eyes
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Quick. Get the lyrics for “Doggy Style”. Or at least post the link.



  165. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Wow…keep this going for the rest of the hour. I love it…



  166. TeamHung
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Please tell me Dan and Jaylen didnt meet through…”It’s Just Lunch.”



  167. Amy with a Y
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Blah Blah Blah?! Oh no he didn’t. You don’t just say Blah Blah Blah to a female. HA HA



  168. Mark
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Coming up next, Dr. Phil gives advice.



  169. Laker Cat 18
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If this is legit, this is radio gold we’re all witnessing.



  170. Chris
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    KSR bachelor: I wonder if she gave him the heart attack during doggy style



  171. WinchesterUKfan
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Did Dan meet this girl through “It’s Just Lunch” or something? Just waiting on Matt to tie this story into a commercial.



  172. Hammer
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is the weirdest KSR ever!



  173. Rashad Curruths Gold Toof
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jaylan with an I



  174. Andrew
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This show has gone from bad bizarre to amazing bizarre.



  175. ktmiln2
    10:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Sean Kingston’s version of “Donkey Stomp” just became available on iTunes



  176. Winston
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What. The. Hell.



  177. Maury
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Im glad i showed up for todays show



  178. Kidnut
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink


  179. St. Paul Raiders
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Name another radio show where you can get this AND arguments about Marquis Teague at the PG spot.



  180. UKBBN
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What a fantastic coming of age tale…haha…Im gonna have a heart attack from laughing so hard



  181. KCK
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t forget that apparently Dan had a heart attack on Christmas day. Probably the reason he didn’t call back until now.



  182. Jacob
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    They sound like an upcoming episode of Teen Mom!



  183. Charlie Day
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    that wasn’t as interesting as i thought it would be.



  184. Jax Teller
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    You can’t make this stuff up. As Don King says “only in America”



  185. Dirty Old Man Eyes
    10:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve had three heart attacks while waiting to hear the end of the 19 year old girlfriend story. You can come live with me, Jalen. I’ll pay two car payments…



  186. UKBBN
    10:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    insurance premiums will be high now since he has history of heart attacks. Poor girl, gonna be poor by 24



  187. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    10:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dr. Matt Jones, rebuilding broken homes, one filthy song at a time.



  188. ktmiln2
    10:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    You know what Dan loves about them high school girls, he gets older, but they stay the same age. Alright alright alright.

    Plus you KNOW he drives a Camaro I-Roc Z



  189. TeamHung
    10:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Regarding my earlier post….

    They couldn’t have met on “Its just lunch” Hes mid 40’s and shes 18, they met at “Its just snack time” and now they have “its just nap time”



  190. Maury Povich
    10:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    In our next segment, we will be talking with a hussy from Louisville who claims that she was impregnated by an egomaniac hall of fame coach!



  191. Sholler
    10:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The show just went from 0-100 faster than you can say “Doggy Style.” Or “stachatory.”



  192. HugoCabrera
    10:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    So…I’ll take Dan in the KSR listener Death Pool.



  193. Winston
    10:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Why are we talking about Noel on this show? No one here cares about basketball. Jer-rey! Jer-rey!



  194. BillyGillespie
    10:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I should be on the all denim team. I tried to get in enough of them while I was there.



  195. 101blue
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The 18 year old girl sounded like Wendy the Retard from the Howard Stern Show.

    Matt’s show is starting to mirror the Howard Stern Show with all of the Wack Pack characters he is collecting.



  196. MattP
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    So the story goes: Dan goes to Indiana to meet his 19-year-old girlfirends parents. He gets there, finds out she is 18 instread of 19, her parents are Indiana Militia with guns, and they tell him they are glad he is going to take her in and pay her payments. He has a heart attack (on Christmas day) and then goes home. He tells his 18 year old girlfriends that she is obsessive and he wants to “break-up” and she says NO, and if you leave I will steal your song “Doggie Style” and put it on youtube. Now, 47 year old Dan and 18 year old Jaylan are living happily ever after….



  197. UKBBN
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder who changes who’s diaper at this point



  198. J From The Milky Way
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jaylen needs to marrry Dan soon and get that insurance policy… the clock is ticking until he has another heart attack again



  199. Jax Teller
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    With so much drama in east Kentuck-y its kinda hard being Dan.



  200. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I want to hear the Truth’s take on Dan and Jaylen. Put out an APB for the Truth. It’s been too long since I’ve heard him yell.



  201. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    10:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    191 How about “statutory”. “Stachatory” sounds like a dirty mustache ride.



  202. Fake Rick Pitino
    10:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I never slip out early either.



  203. Travis
    10:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    #188….HILARIOUS!!! #WOODERSON



  204. MattP
    10:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Can somebody PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEE tell the Jeff Brassow story?? Or at least release the $2 podcast!



  205. iWantToBeTheDrewFranklin
    10:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t let Radio Ron lie, he is taking his wife to Porcini’s for their anniversary.



  206. Jimi Garden of Eden
    10:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Had to put the inbred hat on to somewhat understand Dan and Jayleen…their children will be real pieces of work…



  207. ryan
    10:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    hey everybody, matt is ok. just needed a minute. he’s a gamer! he’s a prime-time player. he didn’t have a stroke. he didn’t throw up. he just needed a minute. thanks for everyone’s concern. we are all family here!



  208. 2chainz
    10:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt doesn’t “slip out early” thats just Rick.



  209. no name
    10:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Would Liggings have helped this team any?



  210. Jax Teller
    10:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    When it comes to crooners, Radio Ron > Landau Eugene Murphy Jr.



  211. Sholler
    10:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    201-Maybe that’s what i meant…



  212. MattP
    10:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan… Get Matt to tell the Jeff Brassow story today and it will finish off a top-5 KSR show!!



  213. Travis
    10:53 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Conclusion to the Dan-18 yr old saga AND Radio Ron crooning…back-to-back!!! Unbelievable!!! #AwesomeFirstHour



  214. kentuckycarter
    10:53 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dont stop get it get it Radio Ron!!



  215. UK ALL DAY
    10:53 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I WATCH THE MATT JONES SHOW JUST TO SEE THE WEATHER LADY



  216. UKBBN
    10:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This discussion can qualify them for the show taboo on tlc



  217. Hoss
    10:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    please don’t ask Annie to sing.



  218. Hartline
    10:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Do you all realize how many people connected with KSR are becoming famous? We have Bomani, Mark Krebs, Radio Ron, hell even BTI is on the radio. What’s next? John Short for Sports Writer of the Year?



  219. Jared
    10:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    No offense to Radio Ron, but if you listen to Howard you know he is going no where unless Howie and Sharon put him through.



  220. thewaitfor8
    10:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Radio Ron has oddly similar speech patterns to Fake Barney. Matt is radio Ron fake barney?



  221. What???
    10:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is the greates radio show of all time!!! From Dan and his girlfriend in the mobile home to Radio Ron singing.. We need some fake’s now. Come on Barney, Lou, and Beckham!!!



  222. Paducah patty.
    10:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Oh I am soo excited for my lunch time now so I can listen to the first hour!!



  223. 2chainz
    10:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, you think Bennett jumps and commits to assure Cal doesnt drop him if he goes all out after Noel.



  224. Fancy
    10:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    JOHN SHORT reference – UK Faculty/Saff Health & Wellness Program is offering:

    Free Grocery Store Tours
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  225. HugoCabrera
    10:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t even know what to think anymore? I don’t know what it means?

    But it’s provocative.



  226. Jeff Garlin
    10:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder if Dan meet his girl at it’s just lunch?



  227. UK ALL DAY
    10:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    THE SWAT TEAM



  228. Hoss
    10:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I say we call them Catalysts



  229. Old Man Eyes
    10:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If Blue Blockers takes off, I feel like I need some sort of recognition on the blog or something.



  230. Jeff Garlin
    10:57 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    ALL CAL team

    Cousins
    Patterson
    Davis
    Knight
    Wall



  231. UK ALL DAY
    10:57 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I BET JOHN SHORTS A PIMP



  232. WinchesterUKfan
    10:57 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I feel like I need to shower after listening to that first hour.



  233. Jax Teller
    10:58 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    225 — No one knows what it means.



  234. UK ALL DAY
    10:58 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    HE TELLS HIS GIRLS YOU GOT MY 10 BIGGINS



  235. Another Perspective
    10:58 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m glad you got to experience Murray State. It’s a great school with a great basketball tradition. Maybe they’ll get a little more love across the state now?



  236. Patti Swope
    10:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Do you always get an STD, $3,000, and a trip to an abortion clinic when you have sex with a married man? When you sleep with Rick Pitino, you do!!!!



  237. Jax Teller
    10:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    215 — Blonde weather lady >>>>> Brunette weather lady.



  238. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    10:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    KSTV would be just bla bla bla without that smoking weather lady!



  239. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    10:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    the one with the curls and glasses



  240. Paducah Patty
    11:00 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Amen! #235



  241. UK ALL DAY
    11:01 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I LOVE HER



  242. Bulldawg
    11:01 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Wouldn’t it be weird if Dan found out that Jaylan was his long lost daughter!! New song idea -daughter-style…



  243. Big pod castt Flirt
    11:02 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt you siad the tell all podcast was coming out yesterday ???? what gives when will it come out?….You know what you did



  244. ryan
    11:03 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    i went to a couple of murray state basketball games in the mid 80’s when i was wanting to play baseball there. they had don mann and tony martin and popeye jones. they played somebody on new years eve one year, and the shot clock counted down to midnight at halftime. espn was there. it was awesome



  245. UKALEX
    11:03 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    All Cal Team:
    Wall
    Knight
    Gilchrist
    Counsins
    Davis



  246. KCK
    11:03 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Snoop Dogg is sueing Dan for the rights to the title “Doggystyle.”



  247. UK ALL DAY
    11:05 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I TOOK MY CAT TO THE VET AND WAS WEARING MY UK GEAR, THE VET MUST OF BEEN A CARDS FAN CUZ THEY TEABAGGED MY CAT



  248. New KSR Fan
    11:05 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What station on iHeartRadio does the show air on?



  249. Cates Fan!!
    11:06 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt… Yesterday you mentioned the pay podcasts coming out, are they available? I did not see them on the normal itunes podcast site.



  250. Hoss
    11:06 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Yes, it would be crazy, peace corps hippie.



  251. WinchesterUKfan
    11:06 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    All Cal Team:
    Starting 5- Wall, Knight, MKG, Patterson, Davis
    Reserves- Bledsoe, Lamb, Liggins, Miller, Boogie



  252. i Heart radio
    11:06 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    not working well at all today with KSR feed. very frustrating.



  253. New KSR Fan
    11:08 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Nevermind, just had to use IP proxy (iHeartRadio doesn’t work outside US)



  254. St. Paul Raiders
    11:08 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Couple nights ago on Twitter Rex said Vandy sucks. Love that guy.



  255. Jax Teller
    11:08 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    250 — That commercial is so terrible. Is that Matthew Mcconaughey doing the voice over? It makes sense that’d he’d do a commercial for some peace corps hippie stuff.



  256. ktmiln2
    11:09 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    248. Type in WKJK. It’s also on WLAP, but that stream always screws up for some reason.



  257. Rose
    11:09 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Listen on 1080 WKJK or 630 WLAP – WKJK the stream is more consistent.



  258. ktmiln2
    11:09 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    252. Go to the WKJK feed. WLAP feed always sucks



  259. St. Paul Raiders
    11:09 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    248- 630 WLAP or 1080 WKJK



  260. UK ALL DAY
    11:11 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    LOVE TO SEE MURRAY ST. KNOCK UOFL OUT THE BRACKET



  261. UK ALL DAY
    11:11 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    LOVE TO SEE MURRAY ST. KNOCK UOFL OUT THE BRACKET



  262. KCK
    11:11 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Did Matt just indirectly reference the 1995 Jim Carrey comedy “Liar Liar”?



  263. Jacob
    11:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Is there hatred between Matt Jones and Daryl Bird from Cats Pause?



  264. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m at work thinking about the weather lady more than my job!



  265. WinchesterUKfan
    11:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eeyor sounds a LOT like Fake Barney!



  266. HugoCabrera
    11:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eeyore is responsible for Josh Hamilton’s relapse.



  267. Bulldawg
    11:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If you ever miss a podcast you can listen right here
    http://www.talkradio1080.com/cc-common/podcast.html



  268. Another Perspective
    11:12 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eeyore is Fake Barney



  269. thewaitfor8
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    That has to be the same guy as barney.



  270. Jax Teller
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eeyore is a terrible attempt to be funny, lets stick with Fake Barney. Plus if you are going to throw out a reference to the line that drops calls, get it right. Line 4, not 5.



  271. Hammer
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eeyore=Fake Barney?!



  272. 502Cat
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Why does Piglet stink?

    Because he always plays with pooh.



  273. Travis
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Ehor sounded like Fake Barney if he was on depression medicine. #DebbieDowner



  274. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder if CN2’S weather lady has a facebook



  275. Hoss
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    250- I think so. I wonder if he thinks it;s crazy to smoke pot on the beach and then get naked and dance around while playing the bongos? I guess that’s what they do in their free time while off saving the world in Uganda.



  276. ktmiln2
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt- This is UK we’re talking about. Nothing is noncontroversial.



  277. Jacob
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Dont leave out ENES KANTOR!



  278. Cdawg
    11:13 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Where can I find the Randall Cobb interview?



  279. Cassady
    11:14 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eyore was most certainly fake Barney



  280. Laker Cat 18
    11:14 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Boogie at the 4 and Davis at the 5? Flip those guys. Davis is the 4 and Boogie is 5.



  281. LynchMobJr
    11:14 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What about daniel orton?



  282. 502Cat
    11:15 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If it was fake barney, I would have rather had a fake barney call.



  283. TheMadCatter
    11:15 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The attempts at fake voices have run their course. They’re no longer funny, they’re just embarrassing now.



  284. WinchesterUKfan
    11:16 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Darnell Dodson would be my All Cal Team waterboy



  285. HugoCabrera
    11:16 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m convinced there is a caller from every obscure place in America. It’s magic.



  286. Tim Miller
    11:16 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Eeyore was hilarious! Please make him a regular caller!



  287. ktmiln2
    11:16 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Whar Fake Lou Holtz?!!/ Whar>!>?



  288. Jacob
    11:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jared Polson at the 5



  289. Checkmate
    11:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, check this out! A dude on Jerry Springer just now said that he and his buddies have various names for hook-ups. One is “Free Throw,” if a girl is easy. BUT, the best one was what he referred to as the “JOHN WALL” hook-up. The “John Wall” is when it’s a situation of “One and done!” LOL



  290. ktmiln2
    11:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    AMEN! About time Carolina Steve.



  291. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Tywanna Patterson knows all about local restaurants. Check with her the next time you are in WV.



  292. Jax Teller
    11:17 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Carolina Steve, boogity boogity boogity lets go superspeedway racin’ boys.



  293. Hoss
    11:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    He said “bawse.”



  294. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Drive fast!! Turn Left!! yeee yee yeeeee!



  295. ryan
    11:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    agree that eyore could have been fake barney…or at least his 19/18 year old girl friend



  296. St. Paul Raiders
    11:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Carolina Steve putting Danica Patrick in his “sleeper” group. Can’t blame him, she’s in mine too.



  297. Fast and Furious
    11:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Please make the Carolina Steve phone calls stop! I’d rather listen to Dan and his underage live in girlfriend



  298. UK ALL DAY
    11:18 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    JARED POLSON
    DARRNEL DODSON
    STACY POOLE
    JON HOOD
    ELOY VARGAS
    COULD REALLY BE A STARTING LINE UP FOR OTHER SCHOOLS……LIKE UOFL



  299. Rose
    11:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think Fake Lou Holtz is lurking down at Caney Creek on game day waiting for me to jump in again. What he does the rest of the time only Lou Holtz knows.



  300. Cates Fan!!
    11:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Danica is in my “Sleeper” catagory



  301. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt do you know the weather lady personally I want her to be my next ex-wife!



  302. Mr. President, dis DeMarcus Cousins
    11:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’d definitely put Danica in the “sleeper” category.



  303. HugoCabrera
    11:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Where is the Closed Captioning button?



  304. Travis
    11:19 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    ALL COACH CAL TEAM:

    1 – WALL, BLEDSOE
    2 – KNIGHT, LAMB
    3 – MKG, LIGGINS, MILLER
    4 – DAVIS, PATTERSON, JONES
    5 – COUSINS, KANTER, JORTS

    #AllCatsEverything



  305. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:20 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Karen Sypher looks like Linda Hogan



  306. WinchesterUKfan
    11:21 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    After thinking it over again, here’s my revised All Cal Team:
    Starters- Wall(PG), Knight(SG), MKG(SF), Patterson(PF), Davis(C)
    Backups- Bledsoe(PG), Lamb(SG), Liggins(SF), Jones(PF), Cousins(C)
    Reserves- Miller(SF), Harrellson(C)



  307. PP
    11:21 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I wish Carolina Steve would be put on Line 5. Basketball, football, and teabagging pizzas/urinating in pickles information only!



  308. Hoss
    11:21 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Oh man, this “pharmacist” in this commercial needs to drink some water. I can here here dry mouth when she talks. Makes my tweeters sound like they’re sizzling.



  309. UK ALL DAY
    11:21 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    WHEN I MAKE MY UOFL FRIENDS LISTEN TO MATT JONES THEY WANNA FIGHT, SO WE FIGHT ALOT



  310. JB
    11:22 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, do you really like NASCAR or are you just humoring Carolina Steve? I can’t really tell even though you seem to know a little bit about it.



  311. jesse
    11:22 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    NASCAR? ….really?..really? Really? Tune into nhra drag racing next weekend on ESPN if you want to see really horsepower…nhra= 80000 horsepower..NASCAR=800..what a laugher….LOL…NASCAR……..really?



  312. Jax Teller
    11:22 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    People need to relax on the Team Coach Cal stuff, everybody knows he’s winning with Billy Clyde’s players.



  313. UK ALL DAY
    11:23 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    DAN NEEDS TO PULL A DARNELL DODSON AND KICK HER OUT



  314. Hoss
    11:24 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Dan and Jayla story is very similar to the Story in Doc Hollywood about Ellen and the Pakistani.



  315. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:24 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt i’m gonna need to know that weather lady’s name before noon sir



  316. McGhee
    11:25 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    DID ANYONE ACTUALLY WIN THE LASIK PROCEDURE? WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.



  317. UK ALL DAY
    11:25 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    THE LITTER BOX



  318. Name Selecting Committee
    11:26 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Rednecks!!!



  319. Lord Vern, Master of the Universe
    11:26 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    It’s the “Camaron Creepies” as far as I’m concerned.



  320. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:26 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    “yeah i’d like a meatball calzone, yea, delivered to the CalZone.”



  321. Name Selecting Committee
    11:26 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Super Kittens!!!



  322. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    He announced the name on his show the other night



  323. Jax Teller
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    316 — They announced the winner on the tv show



  324. J From The Milky Way
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    How about: “Rupp’s ‘They gonna holler at you'”



  325. UK_JB
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Any update on Brandon Knight’s mom?



  326. Another Perspective
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp Renegades



  327. UK ALL DAY
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    HEY CUZ I THINK ITS SUSIE



  328. Dub Z
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Cal-Zone… someone brought up Pizza! (can’t believe I was the only one to catch that)



  329. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    You all jinxed it earlier by talking about Kentucky Chucky. Thanks.



  330. Smiffanator
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m going with #317



  331. ktmiln2
    11:27 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I just did a quick, informal poll of people in the courtside seat. They overwhelmingly liked “Rupp’s Rabblerousers.”



  332. Mr5Below
    11:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If Billy Donavan would have been hired the eruption zone would have been D’s Nuts!!



  333. Drew the Employee
    11:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    #314 – greatest reference ever.



  334. bnutz
    11:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    oh no, here we go… Ky chucky – “whats going on matt & ryan how you guys doin” “hey listen” –



  335. Jax Teller
    11:28 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If you want to make a difference, PLEASE, please stop the cat claw cheer. It’s the worst thing ever.



  336. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Good looks time to go full blown stalk mode on facebook lol



  337. Cal's Pal
    11:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hahaha, “Turley” just called him “That flat-top fellar”.



  338. eRUPPtion zone
    11:29 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Superkittens Litterbox



  339. ktmiln2
    11:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What is the deal with people not liking Ky Chucky?



  340. Matty
    11:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    That flat top feller…. Baaahahahahaha!!!!



  341. HugoCabrera
    11:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I can’t understand not a one damn word this dude said. Verizon CC Machine in the works?



  342. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Translator please

    of course he’s going to bring up the denim team



  343. Bulldawg
    11:30 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Name was Turly curd? Curly turd?



  344. UK ALL DAY
    11:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    THE LITTER BOX, JUST A BUNCH OF FANS YELLIN SHYT
    WE COULD ALL WAVE BIG BLUE POOPER SCOOPERS AROUND IN THE AIR



  345. Winston
    11:31 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m Turley, dammit!



  346. B'town Cat
    11:32 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Call the students in the erupption zone the “Mad Cats”.



  347. bmac
    11:32 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I heard a rumor that in light of the number of unused student tickets, Duke is considering changing the name of their student section to the Cameron Lazies.



  348. Mr5Below
    11:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    In reference to “John” Calipari “THE OUTHOUSE”!!



  349. LexCat
    11:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt – Please explain what the Bracket Buster that ESPN is doing with Murray State.



  350. UK ALL DAY
    11:33 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I LIKE FOOD , B-CUZ I MAKE IT
    I EAT FOOD , B-CUZ I MAKE IT



  351. KCK
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Kanye West said that George Bush doesn’t care about black people on a nationally televised relief telethon and became arguable the biggest pop star on the planet. So it obviously helps some people.



  352. Jax Teller
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Adolph’s chosen few



  353. Ryan Lemond
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    All Coach Cal team
    Michael Kidd Langston
    John Walls
    Demeatrice Cousins
    Brandon Day
    Anthony Davids



  354. B'town Cat
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Or roaring ruppsters.



  355. jesse
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt this is suppose to be the franchise Kentucky sports network and you in here talking about NASCAR…not Kentucky, not #1 in nation,NASCAR?..hey Carolina Steve can you turn right? ……#nhra



  356. Richie's Flat Top
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Shannon the Dude = lead singer from “Safety Dance”



  357. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    So that weather lady…



  358. Cates Fan!!
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Super Kittens



  359. Nick
    11:34 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Super Kittens



  360. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    11:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Rupplestiltskins



  361. KentuckyChucky
    11:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    They can hate me all the want



  362. Sphocat
    11:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The drunk billy Clyde’s



  363. Champ
    11:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    339 I cant really tell you why I (and other people) dont like KY Chucky, I just know that I dont like him. Im sure hes a great person and loves his wife and kids, but he just talks as if his opinion is the ultimate voice of reasoning & that everyone should care. That, and the fact that he starts off ALL of his calls with the “hey matt and ryan how are you guys doing today? Hey listen…” thing.



  364. bmac
    11:35 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    the place in Nonesuch is called Irish Acres and the restaurant inside is called the Glitz and it’s quite good.



  365. Jax Teller
    11:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What about “Kentucky’s K Klan” — KKK for short?



  366. Shouto
    11:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Student Section CAT HOUSE



  367. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Either talk about UK being the best team in the nation or talk about that smoking CN2 weather lady!!



  368. @sircolbybrowb
    11:36 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rockin Ruppers



  369. Richie's Flat Top
    11:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Solution to student section lameness:

    Move all of the students from the side of the court in the lower and upper level to fill the entire end zone sections behind the erupption zone in the lower and upper levels.

    Take the season ticket holders in those replaced sections and move them where the students are now.



  370. Ill Graduate Eventually
    11:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Lexington Lunatics



  371. Mr5Below
    11:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Put the students in the first 10 rows all the way around the court. Wake up the blue hairs and move them up 10 rows!



  372. Give me a racoon, please.
    11:37 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Call them Adolph’s Army



  373. LexCathCat
    11:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Rockers, Ronchy Ruppsters, The Ruppy Puppies



  374. bnutz
    11:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    oregon pat – “matt – you hit it on the head there. you are absolutely right. you speak the truth, and I just LOVE it. Tony Vanetti is just DEAD ON. On my gosh, you are so great! I love..”



  375. lburgfan
    11:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    It is the Glitz not the Ritz.



  376. 2chainz
    11:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp Arena Hyenas

    Wildcat Willows (Stone Cold)



  377. Jax Teller
    11:38 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    What about Future blue hairs?



  378. Mr5Below
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The padock “spelling”?



  379. Chris
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Keightley’s Cats or Kids



  380. 2chainz
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp Back Smoothers



  381. HanSoloUnderground
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    PrepaRUPPtion H



  382. KentuckyChucky
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hate all you want on my calls
    when you stop hating on me…then I’ll worry



  383. Richie's Flat Top
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink


  384. JD West
    11:39 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Rascals or Radicals



  385. Big Cat
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Lexington Lunatics!



  386. Jeremy
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think cousins could take davis.
    My team would be:
    John wall
    brandon knight
    Michael kidd-gilchrist
    Patrick Patterson
    demarcus cousins



  387. Lex_Bri
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Wasn’t the lottery created due to the students missing class to line up for first come first serve tickets?



  388. stlBilly
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    RootsAndFruits is saying there is no school in nonesuch



  389. bnutz
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    the intern turned employee is an idiot – “National College” on google maps is an AD!



  390. UKfanCam
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink


  391. Mark
    11:40 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Here you go, Matt.

    http://www.nonesuchschool.org/

    Nonesuch school is a small, private non-profit located in the hills of Western Sonoma County. Since its inception in 1969 Nonesuch has provided a stimulating and caring environment for students and families seeking an education that encourages intellectual growth and creativity. With small, seminar-style classes, students are encouraged to think, to question, and to become involved in their own education. Through field trips and extracurricular activities, staff and students grow into a strong community.



  392. Al's IndiCats
    11:41 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Truth and Calbert Chaney are neighbors in Nonsuch



  393. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:41 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Me and Lil Jimmy love that weather lady!



  394. Jax Teller
    11:41 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If you’re going to call it the Truth Zone, why not just call it the Trust Tree.



  395. Bulldawg
    11:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Love the truth!!!!! Tear it down and name it the truth!!!!!!! still laughin, in tears… 🙂



  396. RamRod
    11:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Other schools have better student sections, but they don’t have a better home game winning streak. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.



  397. Chris
    11:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    It is amazing Matt can guess ages but can’t remember Dan and and his 18 yr old girlfriends age.



  398. L.Stamper
    11:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Rubes, in honor of old school country-strong UK fans and callers like Dan and Jaylen.



  399. The Truth
    11:42 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I would tell him that I hope he enjoyed his 46th year because he won’t make it to 47.



  400. Matty
    11:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Bill Skill



  401. Mark
    11:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think The Truth has went to the Jimmy Dykes school.



  402. Al's IndiCats
    11:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    They send small abused animals to the Nebraska’s Basketball team because they don’t beat anybody



  403. Richie's Flat Top
    11:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Solution to student section lameness:

    Move all of the students from the side of the court in the lower and upper level to fill the entire end zone sections behind the erupption zone in the lower and upper levels.

    Take the season ticket holders in those replaced sections and move them where the students are now. That would make the whole end where the erupption zone all students and much more intimidating.



  404. Lenny at JCPenney
    11:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m about to get picked up by The Truth



  405. VA2UK
    11:43 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Seriously, Truth has a lower IQ than Gary the Retard from Howard Stern.



  406. Hoss
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think I saw Truth in 8 Mile.



  407. B'town Cat
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    You gotta love The Truth! This guys gotta be drinking before he calls. Makes absolutely no sense, but funny as hell!!!



  408. Clayton
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Troof is the best caller. Point Blank. Period.



  409. ryan
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    wat in da worl is the Truff talkin bout?



  410. chuck verderber's shorts
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Thank God The Trufe is probably one of the dumbest people I’ve ever heard because he just wouldn’t be as entertaining if he were smarter.



  411. JimmyDykes
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    TheTruth is stealing my bit!!!



  412. KCK
    11:44 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Just when you think that The Truth can’t become any more absurd, he tries to make 15 cents out of a nickel and tops himself.



  413. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones has the best job in the world, point blank, period.



  414. Bulldawg
    11:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The funniest call I have ever heard!!!! Thought i was gonna split a side!!!! I want to start a Truth fan club!



  415. ryan
    11:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    i bet ol’ turley curd is related to poop tooth from breathitt county



  416. bmac
    11:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    It would be pretty cool if they could somehow take out the first few rows and let students surround the court. Imagine that atmosphere. Plus the first row would be raised up off the floor and the blue hairs would have a great view and never have to complain about someone getting excited and standing up in front of them to clap.



  417. LynchMobJr
    11:45 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I excited happy everytime the truth calls….(no homo). The truth is the greatest caller on KSR!



  418. Chris
    11:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    They should give the student section blue wigs so they fit in with the rest of the lowere arena.



  419. B'town Cat
    11:46 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    #407, that was funny stuff!



  420. Kyle's mom
    11:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think I could dance to that song!



  421. FrigFullofBeer
    11:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Name the student section with uk basketball and horse racing theme… Champions row



  422. Dustinuk
    11:47 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Eruption Zone needs to lose the confetti after the intros too. A blue light that just shines on that section would be better. The confetti hits about 15 ppl and looks pathetic.



  423. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    we be numb 1 seeded



  424. Clayton
    11:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Nonesuch School is in California.



  425. ak40099
    11:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE TOP 5 BEST CALL IN SHOWS ALLLLL TIME!! radio ron singing, the jerry springer call.. cut turd in nosuch place. and my main man the truth hilarious



  426. Lenny at JCPenney
    11:48 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    My name is Beezner and I like Skeezers



  427. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    my names Beisner and your a sneezer



  428. Mr5Below
    11:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Love ya Kentucky Chucky!! Keep posting and calling!!



  429. KentuckyChucky
    11:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    363-I give my thoughts on the Cats and will continue to do so regardless of what you or anyone may say. How about you call in and then we can anonymously critique you.



  430. Champ
    11:49 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    382 -I admire your pride Chucky. I fear that us picking on you will only make you call more than you already do (if thats even possible)



  431. PGB3
    11:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Someone has to find a picture of “The Truth”



  432. Matty
    11:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    My name is Matty and I like the….. skinny one’s.



  433. Just Sayin'
    11:50 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Rupp’s Retirement Zone
    All Blue Hairs Welcome



  434. Matty
    11:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Pope didn’t start in 96. Epps, Delk, Anderson, McCarty and Walker were the starting 5 for the majority of the year weren’t they?



  435. Jax Teller
    11:51 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    My name is Teddy and I like ’em sweaty.



  436. Dumb and Dumber
    11:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    So I still have a chance?



  437. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    My names Beisner and I’m a pleaser.



  438. KentuckyChucky
    11:52 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    432-plan on calling everyday just for you…how about you call???



  439. Delaney Hanley
    11:53 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    He must still watch Fantasy Island and Falcon Crest on Fri nights



  440. Mr5Below
    11:53 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    423) The padock!



  441. Champ
    11:53 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    431 – I have called in before. I just choose not to do it every day so people dont notice me as much 😉 .



  442. Delaney Hanley
    11:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Beez is his name and he likes Govt Cheese



  443. Bulldawg
    11:54 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Welcome back ryan! Great show today fellas!



  444. TeachMeBoutKentucky
    11:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    dollar says matt mentions the show thread “rocking” today within next 5 minutes.



  445. KentuckyChucky
    11:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    430-thank you



  446. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:55 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt I love that weather lady does she wear nice perfume i’m sure you see her on the set



  447. KCK
    11:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    SICK. BURN.



  448. Mr5Below
    11:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Your great Ky Chucky don’t let the haters get to ya!



  449. Jax Teller
    11:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I think people also need to realize that our student section won’t really have the impact that some of those other schools (Fl, Illinois, etc) because of the sheer size of Rupp. A lot of the most imposing student sections are in smaller arenas because they offer more intimate feelings.



  450. UK ALLDAYS COUSIN
    11:56 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I bet it’s the expensive perfume



  451. Bulldawg
    11:57 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    last!



  452. KentuckyChucky
    11:58 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    443-well I choose to call whenever the hell I want
    if that happens to be everyday then that’s what I’ll do



  453. Champ
    11:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    455 – Very well then. God help us



  454. Bulldawg
    11:59 am February 3, 2012 Permalink

    last! again…



  455. KentuckyChucky
    12:01 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    451-I’m no John short but I love my Cats and love talking about them
    thank you again
    and ur right I need to just ignore the haters!!!!



  456. Turd Ferguson
    12:02 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    I really do hope we get that flat top feller!



  457. KentuckyChucky
    12:04 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    456-I hope he helps you Particulary cause you have hate in your blood!!



  458. Champ
    12:06 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    460 who’s hatin’? Like JT, i never hate, just speak the truth



  459. Bulldawg
    12:18 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    last! again…again



  460. Jeff Garlin
    1:31 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Bulldawg not last! again…..



  461. Bulldawg
    7:11 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    Last again again again



  462. Tim in Korea
    7:42 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    If Radio Ron wants to do well on America’s Got Talent he needs to sing something current that the judges won’t expect. #nocrooning



  463. Tim in Korea
    10:48 pm February 3, 2012 Permalink

    The Truth’s name is Ned, he was dropped on his head.