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Match that ‘Stache!

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t spend a good part of yesterday making fun of Skyler McBee’s mustache. In fact, I had so much fun doing it that I put together a little matching game for you guys featuring 15 of the best mustaches in sports and entertainment.

Here’s how it works: match the ‘staches with their owners, who are listed below.

1 –

2 –

3 –

4 –

5 –

6 –

7 –

8 –

9 –

10 –

11 –

12 –

13 –

14 –

15 –

Jeff Fisher
Tom Selleck
Rollie Fingers
Mike Ditka
Marquis Teague
Shaquille O’Neal
Ricky Gervais
Skyler McBee
Robert Goulet
Alan Cutler
Patrick Patterson
Richard Petty
Burt Reynolds
Adam Morrison
Larry Bird

I’ll post the answers later today. Happy matching!

UPDATE: Okay, you all apparently know your ‘staches. Here are the answers:
1 – Skyler McBee
2 – Tom Selleck
3 – Robert Goulet
4 – Burt Reynolds
5 – Ricky Gervais
6 – Mike Ditka
7 – Jeff Fisher
8 – Rollie Fingers
9 – Adam Morrison
10 – Richard Petty
11 – Larry Bird
12 – Shaq
13 – Patrick Patterson
14 – Alan Cutler
15 – Marquis Teague

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

26 Comments for Match that ‘Stache!



  1. nolablue
    5:37 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Coach Fish at #7 is the best one of all. McBee’s is still as disgusting as ever. *shudder*



  2. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    5:38 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Jeff Fisher 7
    Tom Selleck 2
    Rollie Fingers 8
    Mike Ditka
    Marquis Teague 15
    Shaquille O’Neal 12
    Ricky Gervais 5
    Skyler McBee 1
    Robert Goulet 11
    Alan Cutler 14
    Patrick Patterson 13
    Richard Petty 10
    Burt Reynolds 3
    Adam Morrison 9
    Larry Bird 11



  3. barn
    5:40 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    no richie farmer or rosie o’donnell?



  4. Runnin' Hoosiers?
    5:46 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Hoosier fan is in full on meltdown mode, LOL. They already played their championship!



  5. Wendall
    5:46 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    1- mcbee
    2- selleck
    3- reynolds
    4- goulet
    5 -gervais
    6 – ditka
    7- fisher
    8- fingers
    9- morrison
    10- petty
    11 bird
    12 o’neal
    13 patterson
    14 cutler
    15 Teague



  6. C-A-T-S Cats Cats Cats
    5:53 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    McBee’s has to be #1 because it is the most white-trash looking one up there.



  7. Derek
    6:08 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    1. Skyler Mcbee
    2. Tom Selleck
    3. Burt Rynolds
    4. Robert Goulet
    5. Ricky Gervias
    6. Mike Ditka
    7. Jeff Fisher
    8. Rollie Fingers
    9. Adam Morrison
    10. Richard Petty
    11. Larry Bird
    12. Shaquille O’Neal
    13. Patrick Patterson
    14. Alan Cutler
    15. Marquis Teague



  8. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    6:14 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Bah in my rush I didnt even put a number down for ditka haha. oh well smh



  9. MIKE
    6:22 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    teagues isn’t a mustache it is a crustache learn the difference



  10. BleedingBlueInTexas
    6:25 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Weak Tyler……very very weak!



  11. tyrus
    6:31 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    1- Skyler McBee
    2- Mike Ditka
    3- Robert Goulet
    4- Bert Reynolds
    5- Ricky Gervais
    6- Alan Cutler
    7- Jeff Fisher
    8- Rollie Fingers
    9- Adam Morrison
    10- Richard Petty
    11- Larry Bird
    12- Shaq
    13- Patrick Paterson
    14- Tom Selleck
    15- Marquis Teague



  12. Sarah White
    6:31 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Am I the only person (guess because I am so OLD) that thought Skylar looked like a young Sonny Bono?



  13. GODSAZNO
    6:39 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Funny one, comment #12.



  14. here ya go
    6:45 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    12) i kinda went with the steve prefontaine thing.. the hair and the stache don;t know why.



  15. Larry Vaught
    6:51 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Um, How did I might not make the cut? BS man.



  16. GODSAZNO
    6:57 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    McBee plays more like McFly.



  17. BFrey
    7:01 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Great game, but no Ron Jeremy? Or is that #3?



  18. Tosis
    7:03 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    No Richie Farmer or Gimel Martinez? Couple of classic Kentucky staches.



  19. bluetooth
    7:44 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    little weak tyler … think a lot of you but this one a little weak



  20. Ralph Beard
    8:14 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Pretty sure #11 is Dana Jacobson.



  21. jon
    8:19 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    I figured out most of those before I even saw the list at the bottom. I think in addition to the suggested Cats above, you could add Ron Swanson, Wilford Brimley, Sam Elliot, and Anthony Davis’s Unibrow.



  22. nene
    8:37 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    left out larry csonka



  23. Josh
    9:55 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    I am saddened, and disappointed that Magnum TA’s stache was not included…. And to be fair, McBee’s stache at this point in the game, is better than Teague’s.



  24. Calipari'sInYourEar
    10:29 pm January 15, 2012 Permalink

    Leaving Ron Burgundy off this list shows the level of sophistication, awareness, and seriousness of this stach-off.



  25. Childish Gambino
    12:16 am January 16, 2012 Permalink

    Got them all but 2. I had Morrison and McBee mixed up…cause they both SUCK.



  26. Harv
    5:27 am January 16, 2012 Permalink

    Teague needs to shave his off it looks horrible. Specially on tv.