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Louisville Hate from A-Z

A — Axe body spray, the official scent of the Louisville Cardinals
B — Belk Bowl Champs!  Oh, wait…
C — Clint Hurtt, who is somehow still on your staff. I don’t get it either.
D — Down my leg. He said it, not me.
E — Ed Hardy, a clothing designer who must rake in millions of dollars from the Louisville metro area.  Why?  You can be fully clothed and still look like you are covered in tattoos.  Great for winter!

F — Flat bill. Curves are for your women, not your hats.
G — “Get on the Train,” UofL’s motto for this season.  All this makes me think of is dancing to Quad City DJs’ “Come on ride the train” at my middle school dance.  “Come on, ride the train, it’s the choo choo train”  Plus, this:

H — Hairbrush. Preston Knowles is still pissed about that, by the way.
I – Irrational thinking, the most popular major at UofL.

J – Jurich, the reason you’ll never have an NBA team.
K – Kragthorpe: Rich Brooks still wants to know how his ass tastes.
L — Line beard, trimmed to a precise eighth inch width
M — Male tramp stamp, the hottest new accessory in Jefferson County
N — National Championships. We’ve got eight, you’ve got two, no matter how you spin it.
O — Olde English, how you like your fonts and your forties.
P — “Point blank period.” The words that would probably haunt Chane Behanan for the rest of his life if he didn’t keep opening his mouth.

Q – “Quicky Ricky,” an unfortunate nickname for anyone who’s not a sprinter
R — Rick. See above.
S — Stripper Pole tailgates, a Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium specialty.
T — Teeth.  Heads up: birds don’t have them.
U – Upset. Because we’re not about to let our little brother kick us around. (See also: Underdog)
V – “Ville,” a nickname you think is so original your put it on your football jerseys. By the way, Paintsville, Danville, Maysville, Campbellsville, Hopkinsville, and Nicholasville are just fine with that.
W — Wifebeaters, a must have for late summer tailgates.  The hottest color this season?  Pink.
X — X, the rating given to most of your tailgates, tweets, and trash talk.
Y — Yum! Center, an NBA caliber arena that will never host an NBA game.
Z – ZigZag, the preferred rolling papers of the Louisville Cardinals.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

26 Comments for Louisville Hate from A-Z

  1. Rod
    5:09 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink


  2. Mark
    5:13 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    Louisvillehateday and Christmas are the only two days of the year when a fat man wearing an undersized red shirt and carrying his prized possessions in a gold lined plush sack are acceptable.

  3. NKY_UK_fan
    5:14 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink


  4. Y
    5:15 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink


    Y – Yum! Center, an NBA caliber arena that will never be home to a NBA player.

  5. Rod
    5:16 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    Couldn’t “Point Blank Range” also be used with Ricky and where he shot?

  6. That's what she said
    5:17 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    You spelled Paintsville incorrectlyl, and I’m sure it’s just a typo. I care because I’m from Paintsville. I’m never calling it “the ville” again…ever.

  7. That's what she said
    5:17 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    I spelled incorrectly incorrectly, it too was a typo.

  8. Mrs. Tyler Thompson
    5:20 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    6 – Apologies, call it a casualty of working into the wee hours.

  9. Roggensak
    5:21 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    It’s funny cause it’s all true! and they hate it…

  10. Roggensak
    5:24 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    Why is H for hairbrush. Peyton Siva? Did I miss something? I thought it was Preston Knowles who did that.

  11. stan
    5:24 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    I LOVE IT!!! I just hope we can back up the smack talk Sunday,if not, I won’t look for a while. GO CATS!! WE NEED A GOOD START TO THE SEASON!!

  12. Mrs. Tyler Thompson
    5:27 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    10 – It was. I am sleep deprived.

  13. Hatetheville
    5:28 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    I agree #11. But look at it this way,we have that nice new banner to look at. What do they have??Oh yea, Quickie Rickie,the 15 second wonder!!! The coaching staff at loserville should make sure we win this game,they need to help Joker keep his job so they won’t have the worst head coach in Ky. If they have a good year, he will bail on em anyway,like all the others have done.

  14. Magnum's Mustache
    5:31 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    The letter “R” was wasted. How about R is for Rod Council, the official spokesman for Uzi. Also Cocaine25 might have been better than Clint Hurt for “C”. The rest were great.

  15. bluefan
    5:43 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    Brilliant, MrsTT!

  16. BPsycho
    5:47 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    #10 Siva does enjoy a nice perfectly sized barbie hair brush tho.

  17. jill
    6:04 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    R is for?
    Kentucky LB Ridge Wilson suspended after felony drug arrest

  18. SexnNursinHomes
    6:07 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    17- J is for Jill’s herpes. You know you gott’em.

  19. Roggensak
    6:13 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    Jill is the hottie from the Uaveil tailgate stripper pole pic…

    6:17 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    I cracked up at the letter “O” hahaha

  21. Jill's Boyfriend
    6:45 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    “R” is for RED RAGE, the nickname for the Rash that Jill gives me when we have sex.

  22. BPsycho
    7:03 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    #18 jill has the all time worst first post in history a few posts down if you missed it.

    Left me speechless.. It’s so shocking it has me wondering who jill is lol Just a UL troll trying to get first post I hope. I mean, who says that?

    Karen Sypher s*x is heaven? Ewwww… That’s just nasty…

    jill is poppin xanis sippin crown trying to wash this day away is what it is.

  23. SexnNursinHomes
    8:02 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    22- hahahahah! missed that one! damn she is a moron.

  24. BlueFins
    8:04 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    Jill is Richard’s incestuous sister. Both are lousy cardinal trolls.

  25. jill
    10:54 pm August 30, 2012 Permalink

    LOL No yall I really meant it…sex with Sypher is heaven.

  26. I Be4UL
    7:58 am August 31, 2012 Permalink

    B should be for Belk bowl runner-up!