(A)bortion – No, not Karen Sypher’s. That would be too easy. I mean the abortion that is Louisville football.
(B)ackup Dancers – Chubby, white backup dancers wearing dog tags. “Watch ’em shake and watch ’em move – YOU!”
(C)hin-straps – The official facial hair of the University of Louisville.
(D)erby Tickets – Steve Masiello will hook you up.
(E)moticons – If your defensive tackles are using them, then that says it all.
(F)ifteen Seconds – to create life. One hour north on I-71 to destroy it.
(G)oogle — Making Becca Manns famous since 2007
(H)airbrush – Don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it.
(I)t’s Happening Here – The official motto of the University of Louisville. What’s happening here? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
(J)urich – To Tom Jurich!
(K)ragthorpe – How’s my ass taste?
(L)-Yes! – No.
(M)arijuana – The official supplement of Louisville football.
(N)o Lyin’, No Stealin’, No Druggin’, No Shootin’, No Hurtin’ Women – Charlie Strong’s Five Core Values
(O)range Bowl – Yeah, we get it. You went to the Orange Bowl.
(P)apa John’s – Better Pizza, Better Ingredients. Awful Stadium, Awful Football.
(Q)uincy Miller – Here ya go, baby brother. Don’t say we never gave you anything. #SloppySeconds
(R)ivalry – Not anymore.
(S)tevie Got Loose – Also known as “Don’t Give Up The Deep Ball”
(T)asers – The only way to get Terrence Jennings and Jerry Smith out of your homecoming party.
(U)zis — Give Rod Council all of your goddamn money.
(V)asectomy – Something to consider, Coach.
(W)illie Williams – Role model.
(X)-Ray – says Michael Bush out for the season.
(Y)um! Center – Open til’ midnight or later.
(Z) – Go Cats?