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Louisville Cardinals: A to Z

(A)bortion – No, not Karen Sypher’s.  That would be too easy.  I mean the abortion that is Louisville football.

(B)ackup Dancers – Chubby, white backup dancers wearing dog tags. “Watch ’em shake and watch ’em move – YOU!

(C)hin-straps – The official facial hair of the University of Louisville.

(D)erby Tickets – Steve Masiello will hook you up.

(E)moticons – If your defensive tackles are using them, then that says it all.

(F)ifteen Seconds – to create life.  One hour north on I-71 to destroy it.

(G)oogle — Making Becca Manns famous since 2007

(H)airbrush – Don’t touch it.  Don’t even look at it.

(I)t’s Happening Here – The official motto of the University of Louisville.  What’s happening here?  Nothing.  Absolutely nothing.

(J)urich – To Tom Jurich!

(K)ragthorpe – How’s my ass taste?


(M)arijuana – The official supplement of Louisville football.

(N)o Lyin’, No Stealin’, No Druggin’, No Shootin’, No Hurtin’ Women – Charlie Strong’s Five Core Values

(O)range Bowl – Yeah, we get it.  You went to the Orange Bowl.

(P)apa John’s – Better Pizza, Better Ingredients.  Awful Stadium, Awful Football.

(Q)uincy Miller – Here ya go, baby brother.  Don’t say we never gave you anything.  #SloppySeconds

(R)ivalry – Not anymore.

(S)tevie Got Loose – Also known as “Don’t Give Up The Deep Ball”

(T)asers – The only way to get Terrence Jennings and Jerry Smith out of your homecoming party.

(U)zis — Give Rod Council all of your goddamn money.

(V)asectomy – Something to consider, Coach.

(W)illie Williams – Role model.

(X)-Ray – says Michael Bush out for the season.

(Y)um! Center – Open til’ midnight or later.

(Z) – Go Cats?

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR