I enjoy watching crazy people on television. It is why I often put on Public Access, turn to the most bizarre title on the tv guide and sit back to enjoy whatever nonsense comes out of the person’s mouth. Crazy people on tv are what make the world go round and it is a big reason for most of the jobs handed out by the E! Network. Because of that, I do have a fondness for the giant glob of slobber that is Lou Holtz. Any person that can create a television career out of blatant homerism, bad hair and a strange voice is a role model for me and is someone that I can only hope to aspire to be. Thus I was very happy to learn today that Holtz picked the Cats as his “potential Upset pick of the Day.” He said that the high-powered offense of the Big Blue can go to Gainesville and steal one, setting up his South Carolina Gamecocks to win the SEC East.
Holtz has generally not been too fond of the Big Blue. But here he is backing us and we must stand in front of Lou and give him a hug….just hope that while doing it, he doesnt say too many words that begin with “P”. C-A-T-S