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Lane Kiffin: Turning UT’s Crimes “Green”

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Well we knew the Lane Kiffin era would be different at Tennessee. We just didnt know how. Yesterday Lane Kiffin bragged that there had been no legal incidents with his players this year. Aww you spoke to soon Lane. Late last night, three UT football players, Mike Edwards, Nu’Keese Richardson and Janzen Jackson were arrested for armed robbery outside of a gas station in Knoxville. No big shock there right? UT football and crime is like peanut butter and jelly…we all feel like it goes well together. But Kiffin is intent on making big changes in Knoxville and thus this crime wasnt done in a regular manner.

No, the three UT players robbed someone with a pellet gun in PRIUS. Yes your friends in Orange decided that if they were going to have to pull a crime off, they should at least do it in such a way so as to save the world’s energy supply. I can just imagine the conversation:

Look man, I know you think we can get away quicker in something else. But a Prius is silent….they cant hear us as we creep up. And remember what Coach always says about being responsible to future generations. We gotta heed that warning before its too late!

So there you go…Lane Kiffin is changing the culture of UT football one green robbery after another. I am sure Al Gore would be proud.

Article written by Matt Jones