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KSR’s Guide to Snapchat

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We here at KSR are always looking to educate our readers.  Unlike our counterparts down the road, we never want to live in the past by talking about national championships that were so two weeks ago. Everything about KSR, from our site design and attention to what is factual suggests we are always on the cutting edge of technology. And facts.

 

Tonight I want to continue this trend by providing you a guide to using one of the hottest new apps out there. I’m pretty sure it just came out (5 or 6 months ago). It’s called “Hey Tell” “Draw Something” “Cinegram” “Snapchat”.

 

For you novices out there, let me answer the question you just asked in your head. A “guide” is something that you read to learn how to use another thing. A “guide” can also tour you around an unknown attraction, such as a cave, museum, or city…

 

What’s that? You already know what a “guide” is? Well, this is awkward.  Let’s just move on.

 

KSR’s Guide to Snapchat (The Do’s & The Do Nots):

 

Do download Snapchat.

Do send pictures and videos to your friends. After all, that’s why you downloaded it in the first place.

Do keep a good mix of stills and videos. Keep your recipients guessing. Keep them wanting more.

Do not try to watch a video when your phone is on vibrate or silenced. You will not be able to hear the sound and you will not be able to watch it again. If you are at work when you are Snapchatting (like most people), use headphones to watch videos because you never know what your crazy friends are going to be saying or doing.

Do send a picture of your socks of the day to your friends.

Do send a picture of what you are wearing. Especially if you get a stain on your clothes. Stains are hilarious!

Do not send pictures of what you are not wearing (especially without the proper lighting). If you absolutely have to send one without clothing and you find the proper lighting, do not include your face in these pictures. Even though these pictures go away forever, people can screenshot them. Speaking of screenshots…

Do not screenshot. It notifies the other person and makes you seem creepy. Truth is, you probably are.

Do send videos of kids you are babysitting singing silly songs like “Hey Soul Sister.”

Do not send videos of kids you are babysitting taking a bath.

Do whatever you want if they are your kids.

Do not Snapchat pictures of your food. That’s what Instagram is for.

Do take duck face pictures.

Do not send duck face pictures.

Do Snapchat weird things your parents do. (Ex. Ironing in curlers, wearing goggles to mow the yard, exercising on a Nordic Trac) Tweet these things, too.

Do use the drawing feature to add bunny ears or other funny bodily features, but do so sparingly. Your Snapchats should speak for themselves a majority of the time.

Do not attempt a conversation over Snapchat. Conversations are to be had through text messaging and twitter direct messages only. NEVER through an actual phone call or face to face. It’s 2013, people.

Do not Snapchat recruits. I know Snapchatting is a young man and young woman’s game, but I’m looking at you Tom Crean. Let the kids have this one. You’ve got enough to worry about learning how to use Twitter.

Do follow these simple guildlines.

Do enjoy Snapchat.

Do Snapchat with me (aaflener). I’ll send you my “Tie of the Day” or a fancy picture of the velcro shoes belonging to my co-worker.

 

Happy Snapchatting, you guys. And sorry about that whole “guide” misunderstanding earlier.

 

@AFlenerKSR

 

Article written by Aaron Flener

John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

15 Comments for KSR’s Guide to Snapchat



  1. JKUK
    10:11 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    Most people who read this blog don’t use snapchat. Other then that, not a bad post



  2. Hubert
    10:13 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    “The very first time, that I saw her brown eye, her lips said hello and I said “Hi”.



  3. Nick
    10:14 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    #2, are you holding a ruler up to your eye trying to measure your iris until it falls out? Or did you mean “gouge?” Dissent is great but keep it civil, especially if your grammar sucks.



  4. who gives a fug
    10:19 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    who gives a fun



  5. VinnyCent
    10:35 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    I dont understand why? This isnt related to anything UK.



  6. SexnNursinHomes
    10:36 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    I read every bit of that and still don’t know what the hell he is talking about.



  7. Crump Seed
    10:44 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    @5 lmao, guess if you’re going to correct spelling that’s the way to do it!



  8. Denny Crums Lettuce
    10:54 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    If you listen to the show, you would know that Matt Jones is all over snap chat right now. Anyone tried the Crum Burger at Hooters? You should. Its named for meeeeeee! Dupont Hooters. Look for @FakeTonyVanetti and buy him a beer.



  9. Bill says
    10:55 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    When in bounding the ball against the press, never, no never throw the ball to the corners.



  10. Bill says
    10:56 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    There is three defenders there.



  11. Bill says
    10:56 pm April 24, 2013 Permalink

    Tell Cal



  12. And if I ever fall.....
    1:13 am April 25, 2013 Permalink

    Hubert– breaking out Shai??? You must be in your late 30s…..



  13. SongInMyHead
    7:16 am April 25, 2013 Permalink

    @[email protected] I am 38 yrs old. I cant get this song out of my head. Thanks. Next thing you know, someone will be quoting some PM Dawn lyrics! I love the early 90’s



  14. Muzz
    7:40 am April 25, 2013 Permalink

    Welcome to the off season … Entertaining article though!



  15. RahRah
    7:53 am April 25, 2013 Permalink

    Thought it was an amusing post.