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KSR’s Guide to DIY Halloween Costumes

Halloween is less than a week away, which means if you haven’t figured out your costume yet, you better or you’ll be that guy everyone mocks at the bar (nothing says “party pooper” like not dressing up on Halloween). Don’t feel like going as Slutty Elmo or yesterday’s version of yourself (total slacker move, BTW)? Have no fear, KSR is here to help! Here are some do-it-yourself costume ideas that will let you show off your love for the Cats and your creativity:

Nerlens Noel
Items needed:
– Homemade paper flat top
– UK jersey or shirt
– Blue shorts
Go the extra mile: Shave the UK logo in the back of your head

Coach Cal
Items needed:
– Black sweatpants
– Blue UK pullover
– Pillow strapped around your tummy
– Lots of hair gel
– Empty Orange Leaf containers (Papa John’s boxes will also do)
Conversation starters: “So I hear you poop ice cream.”
Go the extra mile: Carry around a ladder and scissors

The National Championship trophy
Be everyone’s favorite photo op!
Items Needed:
– Brown sweatsuit with a yellow cardboard NCAA emblem taped to your chest
– Basketball net around your neck
Go the extra mile: Have friends dress up as Kentucky players and carry you around.

Joker Phillips
Items needed:
– UK windbreaker
– Sad face
Go the extra mile: Pass out resumes

Anthony Davis
Items needed:
– New Orleans Hornets or Kentucky uniform
– Unibrow (marker or stick-on)
– Mardi Gras beads and/or mask
– Fake diamond earrings
Go the extra mile: Make your own cardboard white-on-white Bentley and carry it around with you (if you have a real white-on-white Bentley, what are you doing making your own costume?!)

Bob Wiggins
Items needed:
– Blue sweatpants, extra long
– UK national championship t-shirt, tucked into said sweatpants
– Black socks
– Brown loafers
Go the extra mile: Carry some Werther’s Originals

W.B.A. (White Boy Academy)
Items needed:
– UK apparel
– Gold chains
– Sunglasses
Go the extra mile: Carry around an old school boom box and break out your rapping and dancing skills at random

The Goonies
Items needed:
– Goonies t-shirts (available at Wal-Mart)
– Hipster (black frame) glasses
– Rapping skills
Go the extra mile: Film a video and upload it to YouTube

On second thought, don’t try that one.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

12 Comments for KSR’s Guide to DIY Halloween Costumes

  1. Biglaw Dawgin'
    12:40 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    Werther’s originals, hahaha. That’s great.

  2. B_Clark22
    12:45 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    Actually, to be Joker you WON’T be needing the UK windbreaker. Just sayin’

  3. Chad Aylor
    12:50 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    “So I hear you poop ice cream” – Bahahahaahaahaaa!! so great.

  4. IDEA
    12:56 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    Karen Sypher : put on blonde wig + pour 1 gallon tub of elmer’s glue on yourself

  5. DRUM
    1:06 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    The only thing more annoying than Matt’s nose whistle is him constantly saying, “that’s exactly right” and ryan’s seething noise he makes after he laughs for no reason.

  6. Fast and Furious
    1:09 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    Here you go.. Items needed: Neck brace, Arky gear, blonde wig, ketchup. Go the extra mile and show up on your hog.

  7. Hal
    1:30 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    why no cutler costume?
    mustache, mic, rob roy
    extra mile: tighty whiteys

  8. Coach K
    1:35 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m going as Rick Pitino.

  9. IDEA
    2:17 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m going as Donald Trump. A friend of mine is going as Joker……”You’re Fired”

    2:29 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink

    well i guess a Minority cant be in the W.B.A

    4:15 pm October 25, 2012 Permalink




  12. UnknownFan
    1:09 pm October 26, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones:
    knee pads
    BarnFart with press passes