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KSR’s Covert Ops Mission to the Louisville Message Boards

Don’t jump, Rick! It’s not worth it!

Whew! I’m out of breath! I ran as fast as I could to get back here. I snuck into the Louisville message boards in my Cardinal fan disguise and didn’t think I was going to make it back out alive.  Hopefully I wasn’t followed.  For what it’s worth, I wouldn’t recommend going in there.  It was so dark and sad.  And, it smelled like a stale Lunchable and Axe Body Spray.  Anyway, to the goods…

I brought back a few conversations from the secret ops mission so you guys know what our enemy is talking about.  I even added a little commentary for ya to spice it up a bit. They seem really stoked about their current situation at Louisville and don’t appear to be too worried about us Wildcats here in Lexington.


CharlotteCard: I wouldn’t be very happy if Pitino brought in Darnell Dodson, Eric Bledsoe, Demarcus Cousins, John Wall and Daniel Orton and they all left the program their first year with nothing to show for it except maybe future lost scholarships.

You, sir, are a liar.

chiphunt: UK right now has no power forwards and possibly no centers. What in the hell are they going to do next year? Jack s..t.

Make no mistake it sucks losing Teague, but UK is of no concern next year.

I agree. And, Peyton Siva is better than John Wall.  U of L fans should be more concerned with bigger things, like, who will underachieve down low with Samuels gone and how Terrence Jennings has developed an unbelievable tolerance for police tasers and mace.

makwalker: If your fed up with this slime balll please contact the NCAA

Write letters, call, and email. Maybe the NCAA will do something about this. He is making a mockery for kids that go to school to get an education. He is recruiting kids that go to school for a semester and then jump ship. The NCAA is not a feeder system to the NBA.

We all know he’s a crook as does KY fans. Something has to be done about this guy and NOW.

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That’s a great idea.  I’m sure the NCAA would love to hear from you.  Especially the Accounts Payable Department.  They usually handles these kinds of things. We should all call Mrs. Robinson and tell her that it was Johnny who left the flaming bag of fecies on her front porch, too.  Tattletales!  High-five!

NurseCard: UK is supposed to be a college basketball team, not the nation’s only NBA developmental team.

I believe you have been misinformed.  Kentucky is not the nation’s only NBA developmental team.  There are actually 17 teams in the NBA D-League.  There’s the Albuquerque T-Birds, the Fort Wayne Mad Ants, and the Maine Red Claws – just to name a few.  You of all people should know this.  The NBA D-League is basically a retirement community for former Louisville Cardinal basketball players.

Cajuncard: Having Walls fly to Detroait take in an NBA playoff game (who paid?) and “take” the SAT while 400 miles from home, gaining a qualifying score after twice failing in his home town is a f’ing joke.

I don’t know who paid for Walls to fly Detroait.  You should ask him, whoever he is.  Also, I think you are confusing this Walls character with Derrick Rose.  It’s a common mistake.

NurseCard: I honestly do NOT think that I would be happy if I were a UK fan right now.

Agreed. I absolutely HATE it when we sign the #1 player in the 2010 class and the #1 and #2 players in the 2011 class, all in one week. It makes me cringe. Ugh! I AM SO UNHAPPY RIGHT NOW!

As always,

Go Cats.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR