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KSR Weekly World Report….back again

Yep, this post is back from the dead. I think Cindi Lauper captures the feeling very well here.

Hey there! I hope you’re half as happy to have me back as I am to be here. Your moderate interest is appreciated. So, since we’re both so indifferent, let’s jump right into what happened this week…

Things got off to a bit of a rough start this week after El Capitan Jones found himself in a confrontation with a former Louisville player and I found myself in one of my own with a current Florida O-lineman. Mine was probably my own fault, but I’m not backing down from my statement that Jeremy Jarmon is going to whip his ass and break Tebow’s legs. But, that’s not really all that important.

Anyway, things picked up with the commitment of RB-killer, Qua Huzzie and five Cats being named to the Pre-season All-SEC team at SEC Media Day(s). Also, it was a good week to be the KSR staff as Evan and I were welcomed (somewhat) as traveling lecturers by Every Day Should Be Saturday and Matt had Billy Gillispie on his radio show. Again, we’re sorry for being awesome.

But, not everything this week was great as Brad Reese came and went (that’s what she said) and our lovable, mustachioed friend Alan Cutler was unwillingly thrown into a showdown with Erin Andrews.  Also, the guy who may or may not be UK’s starting quarterback got confused by which in-state team he played for and got arrested.  So, with all of this madness, how can a mere mortal keep up with the rest of the world? Don’t worry, folks, we’re here for you. Here’s what you missed while you were being recruited by Jerry Abramson to move back to Louisville.

– Ok, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want first? Good news? Ok. The greatness that is Captain Lou Albano is still alive and kicking it. The bad news? A massive brawl broke out between former wrestlers at Albano’s 75th birthday party. No, seriously. They were really fighting. I’m not joking. At least it looked real, but they’ve fooled me before…

– We finally found out when this website will officially be shutting down – but the exact date is not official. All we’ve been told is that in 2009, Heidi and Spencer from The Hills will be releasing a video game based on their lives and Matt Jones will officially be divorcing UK basketball and marrying a Playstation. I guess it was good while it lasted…

– If you’re in living in San Francisco and you’re lacking in the furniture department, then you might want to check out this couch being offered up on Craigslist. But, this should come with the strongest of “buyer beware” notices. While this couch might look comforting and inviting, it will expect you to send it flowers or buy it dinner everytime you want to use it. That can get real old and real expensive in a hurry…

– This link is pretty self-explanatory and I’m not going to lessen its awesomeness with a lame joke. If you’ve ever wondered how many 5 year-olds could you take in a fight, then check out this site. By the way, I can take 24. That’s right, ladies. Your boy could beat up roughly two entire T-ball teams…

Well, that’s pretty much all that’s going on in the world outside of the fine work being done day in and day out on this site. So, go out and enjoy the weekend, folks. To help you get the weekend started properly, I’m enlisting the help of the hottest rapper for the past 18 years – Denny Blaze. Prepare to be amazed.

Side note: I know I intended to post the above video a few weeks ago but I can’t remember if I actually did. If you’ve already seen this and I am in fact a sorry excuse for a blogger, then I offer a peace treaty offering of this rap video (which is probably light years better than Denny Blaze), but be warned that it includes language you wouldn’t use in front of your mother.

Article written by Thomas Beisner