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The “KSR Masters Drinking Game” presented by IZOD & Maxim

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In the morning, a tradition unlike any other will get underway on the finest fairways in the land. The world’s best golfers, KSR bloggers, and John Daly’s tour bus have all gathered in Augusta for the 2013 Masters. And while I’m salty Matt and Drew (two guys I could beat without woods in my bag) (challenge issued) didn’t drag me along to their Maxim/IZOD paradise, I will make the most of watching the year’s first major championship on TV here in Nashville.

What better way to make the most of it than by creating a Masters drinking game for us to play? Not everyone is a fan of golf, but most everyone is a fan of a good ole fashioned drinking game. As a huge fan of golf and a creator of many other successful drinking games, I feel I am highly qualified to create this game. I encourage all of you to play and as always, “drink responsibly.”

 

Take a Drink:

 

*If you see the color green on the screen. *JUST KIDDING*

*If Jim Nantz says “Hello friends” or “A tradition unlike any other, the Masters on CBS.”

*When you hear the words “Amen Corner,” “Rae’s Creek,” “Sarazen Bridge,” “Hogan Bridge, “or “Butler Cabin.”

*If they talk about Bubba Watson’s shot out of the trees on #10 last year during the playoff. If you see Bubba Watson cry, drink again.

*If they show Tiger’s chip on #16. You know, the one that rolled up the hill and back down the hill only to pause on the lip of the cup just long enough for the Nike logo to be seen? Yeah, this one. If you clicked on that link, drink. Because “IN YOUR LIFE have you ever seen anything like that?”

*If you see a replay of Louis Oosthuizen’s double eagle on #2 last year. They’ll show it, just hope you’re there to see it.

*If Jack Nicklaus’ “majors won” record is mentioned.

*Anytime a clip of Nicklaus’ 1986 Masters victory is shown. Be on the look out for the putt on #17 in which Verne exclaims “Maybe… YES SIR!!”

*If you see Angel Cabrera. Because I will. I’ll always hate him for beating Kenny Perry in a playoff.

*When they mention that they are bringing you commercial free coverage for 56 minutes out of every hour.

*When they mention the beautiful azaleas or dogwoods.

*If you hear the artificial bird chirping noise.

*When you wake up from the nap you will take after hearing these soothing bird noises for an extended period of time.

*Anytime Amy Mickelson is spotted. In fact, most guys have beautiful wives/girlfriends. Drink anytime the camera shows the spouse/girlfriend of a player. Drink again if they mention Tiger’s new girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn.

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(Mrs. Mickelson)

*If the 14 year old makes a birdie.

*If someone hits a par 5 in two. Take another drink if they make eagle. In fact, drink for all eagles.

*If you see a player playing a shot out of pine straw.

*Anytime a player hits a ball in the water.

*Anytime a player makes a double bogey or worse. Believe me. They want a drink, too.

*If you see a golfer in IZOD clothing.

*If Matt or Drew tweet about a Maxim model or retweet the IZOD twitter account. You already owe roughly 50 drinks to this rule.

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Cheers.

 

@AFlenerKSR

Article written by Aaron Flener

John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

21 Comments for The “KSR Masters Drinking Game” presented by IZOD & Maxim



  1. What
    9:45 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    We sell t-shirts for the spring game?



  2. drinking game
    9:49 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    Yay finally a way to make golf more exciting!!!



  3. drinking game
    9:49 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    Watching golf*



  4. UKGrad83
    10:01 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    If you have any interest in golf, you must go to Augusta, even if only for a practice round. The course is magnificent. The sandwiches are great, even the egg salad. Sorry Drew, have to disagree with you about that. All the sandwiches are awesome. It’s a beautiful place. Nothing remotely related to UK but what the heck. UK is the best place for basketball, Augusta National for golf.

    And if this comment seems random and arbitrary, blame the 1792 Ridgemont Reserve. If you haven’t tried it, you are missing out. I’m on drink number 7 and lucky I can find the keyboard.



  5. BLUE BLY
    10:03 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    Drink



  6. Hicks
    10:13 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    At some point in the past year I became too old for KSR.



  7. dgtuk
    10:28 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    I feel drunk just reading about all of the things I have to take a drink for!



  8. Jen
    10:32 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    Only the lowest of the low care one whit about golf.



  9. dave
    10:37 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    all 78 of these drinking game posts have been hilarious…



  10. Leftygilmore
    11:59 pm April 10, 2013 Permalink

    @Jen I beg to differ. Lots of folks who like golf are quite smart. Take bobby jones who was a lawyer and doctor. Golf is however hard to watch if you don’t play.

    Excited to see the Masters again! What a great time



  11. Nick
    12:04 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    Amy Mickelson is a woman to be admired, obviously she is beautiful, but more importantly she beat cancer and has done a hell of a lot to raise money for cancer research…. I had the privilege to meet her while following Phil on #7 at Valhalla during the 2008 Ryder Cup and she treated me as if she’d known me for years

    me for years



  12. Nick
    12:07 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    Why *me for years* repeated twice I’ll never know, but you get my point



  13. Matt
    7:38 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    If anyone actually followed these rules they would be dead before the weekend rounds. Especially if they play with bourbon and not beer!



  14. tickle
    8:04 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    lindsey vonn’s a skank ho



  15. thats budda
    8:31 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    I will gladly drink to that skank ho and let her crush my hips with those thighs of downhill riding expertise.



  16. ice
    9:34 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    I’m confused. How was anyone from this site invited to the masters? Why? I seriously don’t understand the connection.



  17. LW
    10:48 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    what is Drew Smoking? Louisville recruiting class is ranked a solid 8th, has a NCAA championship team with half of the top 6 players returning. How is that team not going to be strong?



  18. Test
    11:13 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    test



  19. wasted after 9 holes
    11:14 am April 11, 2013 Permalink

    2 drinks for “GET IN THE HOLE!”



  20. Count Blockula
    12:13 pm April 11, 2013 Permalink

    What this article is saying is, “Don’t ever stop drinking while you’re watching the Masters.”



  21. Meh
    1:35 pm April 11, 2013 Permalink

    With the money that Phil makes you’d think his wife could afford more than a trash bag for a dress.