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KSR is at Keeneland (Friday Show Thread)

Good morning, KSR radio listeners, and welcome to the Friday Show Thread. Today, Matt and I are out at Keeneland for an afternoon of horse racing and losing money on horse racing. It should be a lot of fun.

Listen in as we discuss all things Kentucky from 10:00 to noon, or come say hi if you’re at the track.

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179 Comments for KSR is at Keeneland (Friday Show Thread)



  1. UK_JB
    9:56 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    today is see Sue Wylie’s blue fur coat day at Keeneland. Thanks uncle Matt… I had nothing but Travis Tritt in my head yesterday.



  2. Justin
    9:59 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Any updates on Shabazz’s eligibility?



  3. JayCee
    10:03 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Well, I’m guessing the formation of an investigation committee to look into intentionally masked Obamcare costs won’t be discussed today.

    Amirite?



  4. Bubbles
    10:04 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    UK football recruiting.
    Recruiting is a business of Who, what, when, where and how you run your operation.

    Who you recruit. Is it guys that want to play at UK, have good backgrounds and grades, will stay all 4 years, and will bust their tails for your program. Or is there a reason why the junior and senior class is thin downed to nothing? 42 freshman you recruited traveled last week to Arkansas. One, your punter was productive.

    Is it how you recruit players and make them want to give 100%, visit them and call them and give them the warm and fuzzy feeling. Does that happen at UK? Or are you out classed by not visiting kids on their high school game days or following up with them?

    Is it where you recruit. Great to have a 1/2 millon dollar plane budget, but why are kids in your back yard of Kentucky not even remotely interested in your program?

    Is it when you recruit. Do you keep up on kids from the time you begin recruiting them or is the attitude in recruiting, this is UK of the mighty SEC, if you aren’t interested kid, someone else will be? Do you even consider if you are recruiting the right individuals.

    Is it your staff you have doing your recruiting, really recruiting. I don’t see Calapari’s attitude on recruits with the football program.



  5. Fake_Bill_Bad_Lamb
    10:06 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I am sure Matt will just be horsing around at Keeneland today… that’s my point of view.



  6. JayCee
    10:06 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    4- recruiting is selling UK FB when it can’t offer ANYTHING other than what comes bigger, harder, stronger, better and faster at virtually any other SEC school… and doing it on a shoestring budget.

    That’s recruiting at UK.



  7. Frank the Tank
    10:07 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    This KSR Dating Game might be the ultimate KSR “jumping the shark” moment.



  8. Georgia Game
    10:10 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I’m even worse than Stoneybrook



  9. Head Bussa
    10:11 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Billy’s team looked like a football team.



  10. HugoCabrera
    10:11 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    The Billy G team photo was taken like they take your middle school picture in Washington DC. Perry Stevenson was in there twice! That jokester.



  11. JayCee
    10:12 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    White Tie > Black Tie = racist society



  12. UK_JB
    10:15 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I’d rather live in Travis Tritt-Bunk Maine



  13. cats1
    10:15 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Been to Kennebunk a few times. The best clam chowder and hj’s money can buy.



  14. Head Bussa
    10:16 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    She will end up “committing suicide” really soon.



  15. UK_JB
    10:16 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Is there Hot-Sumba?



  16. St. Paul Raiders
    10:16 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    12- Way better than Eaglesbunk, Maine.



  17. Jax Teller
    10:16 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    All I wanna do is zuuumma zuuumm zuum zumba….just shake your rump.



  18. JayCee
    10:18 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    17- nice.



  19. BlueFins
    10:18 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Have you ever seen the infomercials with the Zumba instructors using the shake weights. That should have been the first clue.



  20. J in Orlando
    10:18 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Travis Tritt’s version of “Friends in Low Places” is much better



  21. JayCee
    10:19 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Their people are very hairy



  22. Flyby
    10:21 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    These are the salad days!



  23. HugoCabrera
    10:21 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, we need an Orlando Antigua laugh off the haters meme. Posters in the crowd…errywhere



  24. Bob Loblaw
    10:22 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Wow, Matt really didn’t know Dealey Plaza? Just wow.



  25. Fake_Bill_Bad_Lamb
    10:22 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Two Chains – Friends in Low places is pretty good too… that’s my point of view.



  26. JayCee
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    There is a website called something like “worst-inventors” that discusses bad inventors that killed themselves with their bad inventions.



  27. L2C8
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    So lets get to this Randle possibly announcing. Matt what do you think the chances of a Randle commit?



  28. Louden Swain
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    The picture of all the past champions raising the banners during BBM was UK’s Iwo Jima.



  29. FrigFullofBeer
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Owen Hart died with rode stunt at Wrestlemania around 10 or 15 years ago



  30. Shawon
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Q: Why can’t Matt talk today?

    A: Bourbon



  31. IndyCarruth
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt,

    Headed by myself to wedding up in Chicago this weekend. Can Drew help me with some advice about winning over the hedge fund women?

    Thanks,
    KSR Fan



  32. FrigFullofBeer
    10:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    rope ^^^^



  33. J in Orlando
    10:25 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    26 I would totally download that lol



  34. gasdorf
    10:25 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    matt —- desperado – clint black or eagles?



  35. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    10:25 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    My IHeartRadio app keeps cutting in and out and I’m missing almost all the show :(((

    I’ll be at Keeneland in the clubhouse, give me my horses!



  36. Miss Nomer
    10:26 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Bob Schieffer tells an interesting story about the Kennedy assassination and how he was a young reporter in Dallas at the time and ended up driving LHO’s mom to the police station in his book “This Just In : What I Couldn’t Tell You on TV”.



  37. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:26 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Good ol’ Jeff. However, we all know him by his real name: Foghorn Leghorn



  38. UK_Greg
    10:26 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    The reason Drew knew the politicians name is because he’s purchaed a “Bud Dryer” before.



  39. JayCee
    10:26 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    35- Tequila Sunrise- Eagles or Alan Jackson?



  40. L2C8
    10:27 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    At this point, we need to storm the field IF we beat Samford.



  41. JayCee
    10:29 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I can smell the geritol in the background of that call.



  42. St. Paul Raiders
    10:29 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    38- Excellent



  43. KentuckyRosie
    10:29 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Will there be enough people in the stadium to effectively storm the field? Maybe we can make our point by just storming the sidelines…



  44. Matt lookalike
    10:30 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt any talk at UK about this quarterback?

    Senior quarterback, Donovan McCoy, UD recruit, leads Highlands in tonight’s re-match game in Fort Thomas, KY against Cincinnati Elder. Last year in the Pit at Elder, McCoy passed for an astounding 246 yards and 2 TDs.



  45. barn
    10:30 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    we’ll probably just storm the exits, like in the 3d qtr



  46. cats1068
    10:31 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Christian Watford not in that lineup? Really, Matt?



  47. Wakecat
    10:31 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    It seems as if Madison’s grandson just introduced him to something called “sports talk radio” two weeks ago. Madison doesn’t really get it, but he likes it and wants to be involved, so he’s calling various UK shows daily. He’s not finding his groove, as his calls are not getting any better.



  48. Kyle
    10:33 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    This is very off-topic but a friend sent me a youtube link to the 2nd 1992 Presidential debate. I thought i’d stop watching after 5 mins but it was awesome. It’s a town hall meeting so the people and their mustaches are hilarious. I can’t listen to Bush Sr. without thinking of Dana Carvey. Clinton just points with his thumb throughout. Oh and Perot is the best politician ever. I can’t even describe how hilarious he is.



  49. Fake_Bill_Bad_Lamb
    10:36 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    WKYT is the worst for local news… that’s my point of view.



  50. UK_JB
    10:37 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Uncle Matt… I either hear birds in the background or that is your nose.



  51. L2C8
    10:37 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Yest. the “Underdogg’s show” was trying to pick a starting 5 out of the 3 Top teams around (IU, UL & UK) what would you pick?



  52. St. Paul Raiders
    10:38 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    47- Crystal Waters?



  53. Jennifer
    10:38 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t get all of the Louisville love. Does anybody remember the awful season they were having until they got hot in the Big East tournament and made a run for the National Title. At one point it was almost questionable they made the tournament. I think they are highly overrated this year.



  54. Laflama Blanca
    10:39 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    The eagles version of take it easy blows. It sounds like they are going through the motions. Travis Tritt’s version has soul.



  55. BlimpMan
    10:40 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt,in his second term, do you think Obama’s wealth re-distribution program will put an end to Ky getting so many of the top recruits? Cal is kinda Hoggish, don’t you think?



  56. BlueFins
    10:40 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I wouldn’t worry about it Big Brother. Louisville will get in their own way. And Siva sucks something awful. Dude have more turnovers than a bakery.



  57. JavaGuru
    10:40 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    UL winning the title would be like Auburn winning the BCS. where as UK is Alabama. if UL wins a title, cool, UK is going to win several while UL retreats to an average and largely irrelevant team for the next 3, 4 years. Do you think Bama fans care about Auburn’s title right now?



  58. robuk
    10:41 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    How can any one have doubts or confidence in this team until the games are started?



  59. slojoe
    10:41 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Has he said anything about Randle yet?



  60. robuk
    10:42 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    54 right on!



  61. L2C8
    10:43 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I think they should dress up, she should wear a sexy outfit and have a leash with him on it and a spiked dog collar around his neck.



  62. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:43 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matching costumes isn’t that bad. After all, he has the ultimate trump card. HE is getting laid.



  63. Jax Teller
    10:43 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Well if they are salt and pepper shakers, you better make sure the Ying Yang Twins are playing in the background all night.



  64. HugoCabrera
    10:43 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Shannon don’t root for your team. Shannon don’t match your costume. Shannon don’t care.



  65. L2C8
    10:44 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    54 – do you remember 2 weeks before they made “their run” they were ready to FIRE Rick AGAIN. They get on us, they are just as bad if not worse.



  66. drew the employee
    10:44 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    We are going as Billy G and Jeanine Edwards



  67. Head Bussa
    10:45 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I heard yesterday’s Underdogs show. They were all convinced that Pitino should be the coach of that dream team. Their reasoning was because Pitino got last year’s Final 4 game cut down to three points with 8 minutes to go or so. They said that demonstrated Pitino’s coaching ability because he had a team that had no business being close to Kentucky’s NBA-loaded team. I think that argument is crap. I say so because they forget that Calipari coached a massively inferior UMass team in ’96 to a win over a dominant Pitino-coached UK team early in the season, as well as having the Minutemen to within 3 points of that same UK team with only a minute remaining in the ’96 Final 4. So their argument is moot.



  68. Fake Ryan lemond
    10:45 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Amanda and I are going as Saul smith and one of his groupies.



  69. HugoCabrera
    10:46 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Girls are obsessively insecure about Halloween costumes. Matching means they don’t have to compete with the less conservative girls AND they mark their territory. 63 is correct, guaranteed good night. Point. Blank. Period.



  70. Big Apple
    10:46 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Hey horse’s ass Matt,try giving Darius Miller a little credit for last years success.



  71. HugoCabrera
    10:47 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    We are going as Brian Long and his appreciation.



  72. JayCee
    10:47 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I’m going as a UK bball recruit and my wife is going as one of Ellen’s brownies.



  73. Delaney Hanley
    10:47 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Is jay in Lyndon in the witness protection program now he goes by “Richard “?



  74. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:48 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Coach O’s quote was the 2ND best thing that he has done on t.v. #LittleNicky



  75. HugoCabrera
    10:49 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    How old is Snoop in dogg years?



  76. Fake Ryan lemond
    10:49 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Tom Crean is going as a sexting machine so his wife will get a BIG LAUGH out of it.



  77. J in Orlando
    10:49 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    68 After reading the first sentence of your post, I couldnt have been surprised by anything that came next…Pitino’s style of coaching and massive ego would never work with NBA players, especially those good enough to be Olympians…can you imagine Durant dropping 40, Lebron getting a triple double, and Rick talking about all the coaching he did to win lol



  78. RealCatsFan
    10:50 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Friend of mine is dressing up as Bobby Petrino in a neck brace with road rash and his wife is wearing volleyball bun huggers and kneepads. Those kneepads might come in handy later. πŸ˜€



  79. Turner the Burner
    10:50 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    My girlfriend and I are going as Kennan & Kel. Hope the night ends better than the night Kenan & Kel auditioned for SNL



  80. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:51 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    No kidding. I know some people that have joint Facebook and email accounts. That would drive me crazy. My wife gets so many emails that I care nothing about and vice versa.



  81. JayCee
    10:51 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I got my wife some knee pads for Halloween.

    … she’s gonna be a gobblin’.



  82. slojoe
    10:52 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    HE said he was going to talk about Julius Randle… Has he done this yet?? if so, what did he say?



  83. Fake Ryan lemond
    10:52 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Snoop is dead in doggy years so he is now the Lion King.



  84. Ukfan
    10:53 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt just said men with joint Facebook accounts should grow a pair. Why grow a pair? Testicles are sensitive and very delicate. Why not grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding.



  85. St. Paul Raiders
    10:53 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    82- Winner



  86. Head Bussa
    10:53 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Stupid to pick a dream team now considering UK is dominated by freshmen who we haven’t seen yet and a PG who hasn’t played in two years. You have no idea how good Harrow, Goodwin, Noel, Cauley-Stein, and Poythress are in comparison to others until you let them play at the college level.



  87. JayCee
    10:54 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    you hang up first

    no, you hamg up first

    no, you hang up first…



  88. RealCatsFan
    10:54 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    #82, LMAO!



  89. dh
    10:54 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    If anyone has a joint Facebook account it is Ryan Lemond!



  90. Travis
    10:54 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    What is even worse than a joint FB acct for a married couple is a joint FB acct for a couple just in a relationship. This crazy girl in Etown was notorious for the joint accts…f’n nuts!!!



  91. Fake Ryan lemond
    10:54 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    You have to be running on empty to listen to Jackson Browne.



  92. take it easy
    10:55 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    jackson browne wrote me BUT gave the song to glenn frey & he wrote a verse AND then the eagles had it on their album first

    http://www.allmusic.com/song/take-it-easy-mt0030399261



  93. Jax Teller
    10:55 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    After #82, we should just shut this thing down. It’s over.



  94. robuk
    10:55 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    most women dress up as sloots on halloween…..nice!



  95. Nope
    10:55 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt killed Ryan for saying Santa wasn’t real….and then he just did it



  96. St. Paul Raiders
    10:56 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    None of those are worse than joint checking accounts.



  97. Jax Teller
    10:57 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I bet Drew is trying to explain to her how her flipping her hair is a sign of interest.



  98. Kidnut
    10:57 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Last night, rewatched the All Access show with my girlfriend, she hadn’t seen it yet. She was concerned when Cal got on the plane without his salad.



  99. JayCee
    10:58 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    96- good catch.



  100. Fake Ryan Lemond
    10:58 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder what Billy g wrote on the bathroom stall for Jorts or vice-versa.



  101. Jax Teller
    10:58 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    97 – Yep. You may never know you have a joint Facebook account. You will DEFINITELY know if you have a joint checking account.



  102. Head Bussa
    10:58 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    78 — They were just talking about a “dream team” from IU, UofL, and UK players. They also were picking which coach from those three schools should lead the team. They were saying Pitino was the certain choice and based it on the fact that Pitino had the UK Final 4 game within three points when they said UofL shouldn’t have even been in the game. They said that proved Pitino was the better coach than Calipari.



  103. Santa's Not Real?
    10:58 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    What the hell Matt



  104. Chris
    10:59 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Drew was checking his futures for getting lucky next weekend and it looks like easy money.



  105. HugoCabrera
    10:59 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    @82 *JohnnyGoldChainz laugh*



  106. Warren Oates
    10:59 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Springsteen at Yum Nov. 3rd and someone going to Rick Ross or whoever instead? That’s like Billy Clyde and Cal having coaching clinic the same day.



  107. Jax Teller
    10:59 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    99 – He left it in the airplane hanger and told Ellen to toss it next time.



  108. Matts Brain
    11:00 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I am the only sports talk host who says in one hr he will be right back w news and fails to talk about it until 2 hours later before the show goes off the air



  109. Gay Ryan Lemond
    11:00 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Does this post make my butt look big?



  110. Jax Teller
    11:01 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Drew: “So explain this hedge fund thing to me again?”



  111. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:01 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    When is the Billy G & Sue Wiley uncensored fur coat podcast coming?



  112. dh
    11:02 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    #107 Amen!



  113. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:04 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Rumor has it the hedges are trimmed darn economic problems.



  114. Kidnut
    11:06 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    LOL,Matt Jones saying Santa isn’t real…



  115. Jax Teller
    11:08 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Carl Lewis has to be one.



  116. HugoCabrera
    11:09 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Is that Willie (Creamin) Beamen’s father? Haha Drew.

    Matt was lost on that one.



  117. Pin The Tail On The Beez
    11:09 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Most embarrassing/worst Duke video ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDOiepXscaw must watch



  118. soup
    11:09 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Bob from the Bob and Tom morning show is Armenian…
    And Drew the Employee was on the phone with me telling me that Mike Pratt says Randle to UK in 2 weeks.

    Tritt.



  119. St. Paul Raiders
    11:10 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I think Shannon waits for Matt to yell a caller’s name a few times before he puts them on air just to raise Matt’s blood pressure a little.



  120. Kidnut
    11:10 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    According to Donald Glover, Armenians are the black people of Caucasians….Filipinos are the black people of Asians



  121. Dwayne
    11:11 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Aren’t the Kardashians Armenian?



  122. UK_JB
    11:13 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Here in Lexington is Barr and Ben Chaaaaaaaandler. You are a liar!



  123. JazzyJ
    11:13 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    KUDOOS LOL!



  124. WildcatByTheGraceOfGOD
    11:14 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    he’s tryin to give Matt an animal?



  125. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:14 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Koodoos? Are they like pocket crickets? Lol



  126. UK_JB
    11:14 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    That must be how you say it in OHIO lol



  127. Pin The Tail On The Beez
    11:14 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Qudoos is an islamic word meaning The Most Holy. Maybe he was entitling you as the The Most Holy.



  128. Jax Teller
    11:14 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I was in Columbus 2 weeks ago and the political ads are out of control. I heard a radio ad about 10 times for blackmenvote.org where 2 Chainz, Snoop, and a bunch of other rappers were basically like “Vote Obama”. It was such a joke, because there are people who will say “Well if 2 Chainz said it, then I guess I have to vote Obama”



  129. Pin The Tail On The Beez
    11:16 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I would pay a lot of $$$$$$$ to have seen Matt and Drew’s faces during that call.



  130. Head Bussa
    11:16 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    The callers today have been about as good as the ones they get on Joker Phillips’ show.



  131. bleedblueky
    11:17 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt – Just FYI Vanetti had this question on his show last week “Which would happen first? Louisville football lost a game or Kentucky won a game?” and of course you know what their fans’ answer πŸ™



  132. Head Bussa
    11:17 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    If we get a coach half as good as Jim Harbaugh we would be doing very good for ourselves.



  133. JazzyJ
    11:17 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Gloom,Despair, and Agony on me.



  134. WildcatByTheGraceOfGOD
    11:17 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Kudu

    The greater kudu (Tragelaphus strepsiceros) is a woodland antelope found throughout eastern and southern Africa. Despite occupying such widespread territory, they are sparsely populated in most areas, due to a declining habitat, deforestation and hunting.[2] “wiki answer”



  135. Head Bussa
    11:19 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I hope that last caller listened to that Jason Alexander asthma commercial.



  136. listener
    11:19 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Man, that nose whistle was really loud during John the Electrician.



  137. Barack
    11:20 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I hate Ohioians



  138. Jax Teller
    11:21 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Shannon the Dude was watching “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and they showed it on a map.



  139. Head Bussa
    11:21 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    What happened to that drunk lady that used to always call?



  140. Johnny M
    11:22 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Last year we did Shamu and a PETA Lawyer and to another party as Bob Ross and a Happy Tree



  141. you can call me cal
    11:22 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, one time me and my girl went as Luke Wilson and gwenyth paltrow from the royal tennebaums. It was excellent



  142. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:22 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Wtg Shannon the dude.



  143. Chris
    11:22 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Saw where lane’s story made the Yahoo front page.



  144. SC CAt
    11:23 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Armenia is also the current men’s team World Champion in chess.



  145. listener
    11:24 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    A pronosticator?



  146. Kidnut
    11:24 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    One year, my girlfriend and I went as Ace and Gary.



  147. markymark
    11:25 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    How much of Joker’s current situation is a result of style and enthusiasm versus record?



  148. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:25 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Eli will cancel classes on the due date for the funding.



  149. Steve McQueen
    11:26 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I believe 5-7 teams would be eligible for bowl games if there are not enough 6-6 teams to fill all the slots.



  150. JavaGuru
    11:27 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Washington St is 2-5 on the year and they suck. Their recruiting really sucks too. People still love Leech?



  151. Head Bussa
    11:27 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Let’s don’t be silly. Georgia is going to beat the living shat out of the boys in blue.



  152. UK_JB
    11:28 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Drew and his girl should be Alan Cutler and Rob Roy



  153. Radio Ron
    11:28 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, my best long jump (77 yr. old man) is 11’2″.
    Can you or Drew beat that distance in the long jump??



  154. St. Paul Raiders
    11:28 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    In the words of JT, “It’s gonna be a ballgame.”



  155. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:28 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I’m going to win the dating game and the cayts will only lose by fitty points.



  156. Jax Teller
    11:29 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Famous Armenians (via Armeniapedia.org):

    Andre Agassi – Tennis Player
    Cher – Horrible Singer
    Steve Jobs – Granny Smith eater
    Garry Kasparov – Chess master, computer slayer
    Dr. Jack Kevorkian – Doctor
    Seymour Skinner (Armen Tamzarian) – Simpson’s
    System of a Down – Shannon the Dude type band
    Jerry Tarkanian – The Shark



  157. Shawon
    11:29 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    People want a coach to come to Lexington who runs the No Huddle Hurry Up offense, but they won’t give him the 2-3 years it takes, according to those who run the offense, to get it implemented correctly.



  158. RealCatsFan
    11:34 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve heard people singing in the shower who sound better than the dude singing for “System of a Down”…



  159. St. Paul Raiders
    11:34 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure Nate’s paternal grandmother was Armenian.



  160. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:35 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    What about Rosie O’Donnell?



  161. Jax Teller
    11:38 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I think Matt just threw up on the air.



  162. jetblue
    11:38 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt’s mom is a Free Meal Baptist.



  163. Kidnut
    11:38 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Matt might be the first death on live radio!



  164. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:42 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    If Petrino comes and starts dating Alex Legions girlfriend won’t it make Billy G upset



  165. Jay in Lyndon
    11:43 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Without a doubt the person that would have the most airport greeters….L.J. from Ironton!!!! It would be a riot!



  166. Nope
    11:44 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Mike Holmgren is available



  167. clint625
    11:44 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Why not Brian Billick? He’s a proven winner and you know he has a bad taste in his mouth the way he left Baltimore.



  168. clint625
    11:47 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Plus billick wouldnt leave us if he had a couple of good seasons like a younger coach would.



  169. WildcatByTheGraceOfGOD
    11:47 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    look, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again…. to be successful in football at the college and pro levels you gotta have a head coach that is just an @sshole….BobbyP fits the bill, so does MikeL….that’s why people don’t like them too much…but it’s necessary for football to succeed. Some are worse than others for sure….but it’s part of the personality that is required to be successful.

    Tressell is too nice and we don’t pull the players he did at OSU to see him be good here.

    Gruden would be AWESOME….Cowher would be AWESOME….Rex Ryan or his brother or both would be AWESOME!!!

    but come one….lets be real….Auburn and Arky are going for coaches too….IF Strong doesn’t go to Arky like everyone says he’s going to…then they will be vying for big names to get them back to the place Petrino had them.

    Bottom line we can’t have a coach that wants to play typical SEC football….no matter WHO we hire as a coach for years he will NOT get the players to play that type of ball and have ANY success. So you’re going to have to get a coach that has a less normal approach…not a gimmicky offense but not SEC power ball either. WVU style throw and run….TxTech style slingin the ball all over….OkState guns blazing…and just hope you can outscore the others cause we will very rarely ever have a defense to stop any of the top SEC teams…so you just have to try to outscore them and hope the defense slows them down enough.



  170. Jay in Lyndon
    11:48 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Ask Woodyard and Tamme to give us the hours they work next week, ala John Short.



  171. Fake Ryan Lemond
    11:49 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder if the grannies wear sexy granny panties.



  172. HugoCabrera
    11:50 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Ask Woodyard what specific recruiting tactics really swayed him to UK.
    Also, ask them who THEY would pick for UK if they were Mitch, based on the coaches they have worked with, played for.



  173. best1978
    11:52 am October 19, 2012 Permalink

    If you are registered other than where you live (other than students etc)and you vote that is voter fraud and is a felony.



  174. listener
    12:01 pm October 19, 2012 Permalink

    That Hatfield Chevy ad is so bad its almost art.



  175. BullDogBall
    12:41 pm October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Huh, I guess Horse Racing is second behind B’ball in Ky! That would make sense as you all really sUcK at football.



  176. FrankTheTank
    1:10 pm October 19, 2012 Permalink

    Drew’s Snoop-a-loop made me spit my lunch!!
    Nice Old School reference.



  177. jpizzle
    2:12 pm October 19, 2012 Permalink

    176- Usually GA fans are very cordial when visiting and they have been attending Keeneland in droves all my life. Only USC fans seem to love it as well. Also your spelling of suck gives you away as a Card fan who’s trolling too hard.

    Matt- Eagles



  178. TheBigToe
    2:29 pm October 19, 2012 Permalink

    85: At least give Betty White credit when you quote her verbatim. And that picture is FREAKING hilarious. Whoever took that picture didn’t follow the rules. They passed out with their shoes on. They should have been covered in Sharpie ink in that picture.