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KSR Bachelor Running Diary (Episode 6): WAIT… Did Desiree Say She Lived in a Tent?

Look at those CRAZY eyes.

Look at those CRAZY eyes!

(The picture on each week’s post will be awarded to the craziest girl from the previous episode. This week it is awarded to Tierra (for a 3rd time), who said “I’m not a drama person at all,” which we all know is easily translated to “I am totally a drama person.” )

When it comes to The Bachelor, I’m here for the crazy. I have no interest in the final outcome of the show. The contestants’ future happiness or despair is of no concern to me. The purpose of The Bachelor Running Diary is to document the crazy things these girls say and do on national television. The Bachelor Running Diary, much like playing basketball at Kentucky, can’t hide crazy girls and is not for everybody. 

Episode 1: 50 Shades of Crazy

Episode 2: I’m Vegan But I Love the Beef

Episode 3: All Dates Should End in Confetti

Episode 4: The Roller Derby That Never Was

Episode 5: The Soliloquy to End All Soliloqies

 

Due to Kentucky’s game against South Carolina Tuesday night, this running diary is coming to you a day late as I wasn’t able to watch Tuesday’s episode until last night. I considered not documenting this episode, but I know Bobbum man and King Kelly Coleman wouldn’t be okay with that. They are dying to know what craziness occurred so I decided to not let episode 6 go by without giving them what they want. I’m again joined by my roommate Luke (He really hits his stride tonight. You will meet him via video) and our friends Jordan (girl) and Ryan.

Without further ado, your KSR Bachelor Running Diary.

 

KSR BACHELOR RUNNING DIARY (Episode 6) *Times not included due to watching it late*

*Hey look everyone, it’s Chris Harrison. Drink. I have a question to start tonight. They go to these places. They are there for a week. And they can only manage to fit 3 dates in? What else are they doing? Does Sean have to fly back and sell custom furniture three days a week? Does it take a long time to secure two goats, two canoes and two saws for the group date competition? Does Chris Harrison have a clause in his contract that he only works 3 days a week? He already has the easiest job in the world, why wouldn’t he want to make it easier?

*Luke still doesn’t know which girl has one arm. He thinks it’s Daniella. We pause the show and point Sarah out. I still wouldn’t put my life on him picking her out of a line up of pictures from the shoulder up.

 

ONE ON ONE DATE

*Catherine gets the one on one date and Sean shows up to pick her up in what appears to be a small red house on wheels. They get out of the house on wheels and Catherine boards a sled/toboggan that she rides approximately 7 yards. It is legitimately snowing and neither one of them are wearing a hat. Sean’s face is a shade of red-orange I’ve never seen. It looks like someone colored his face with an orange highlighter.

*”I’ve been through a lot in my life,” says Catherine. “I know you’ve seen goofy sides of me, but I want to show you more.” She goes on to say that at age 12, she witnessed a friend die at summer camp after having a tree fall on her. She talks about how that shaped her life and made her realize things can be taken from you in an instant.

It’s not cool to joke about that, but let’s get Luke’s take: “I don’t think I’d be very outdoorsy after that.”

*Catherine gets a rose.

 

GROUP DATE

*Jordan asks out loud the question everyone has about Tierra: “When is Tierra gonna explain the dent in the middle of her forehead?”

*Selma is not happy that Lesley jumped in the canoe with Sean. “I wanted to tip that boat over so freaking bad.”  We wanted you to as well. Then she said something about a shark attacking them before unleashing the one of the creepiest laughs ever. It was slow. Something to the effect of “ha.     ha.      ha.            ha.”

*After they canoe across a freezing lake, Sean informs them that they are going to jump in the ice cold water and join the Polar Bear club. Normally I’d worry for their safety, but The Sherminator is their lifeguard. Seriously. Look at the side by side. It’s uncanny.

*”I’m cold and I’m scared how I’m going to react after this…” is something you would say if you were Tierra and you were the best player ever of this game called The Bachelor. She’s setting up her fake hypothermia before she even gets in the water. Tierra is a genius and may take over the world.

*After it’s over, everyone is all “so glad I did this.” Except Selma. Because she didn’t do it (can’t say I fault her). Also, Tierra doesn’t seem like she’s too happy. Because she is starting to fake hypothermia.

*In reaction to Tierra’s latest fake injury, Sean says “I want to do everything I can do to help but I’m not a professional.” Don’t worry Sean, she doesn’t have hypothermia. I’m not a professional either, but I know how to use google. I just googled “hypothermia recovery” and found out if a person is truly suffering from hypothermia “he or she must be seen by a doctor, preferably one who knows about the condition and who is located in a well-equipped hospital emergency room.” That didn’t happen, so you know it wasn’t real.

*Wedding dress is skeptical of the latest Tierra attention stunt: “Once again the ambulance was called and Tierra couldn’t handle it. Same story, different day.”

*Tierra’s plan to fake hypothermia worked. And when Sean comes to her room SHE HAS AN OXYGEN NOSE THING IN! Jordan notes that Tierra’s make up, which moments ago was all over her face, is now perfect as she tells Sean “I don’t want you to see me like this for the third time.” We will all be answering to Tierra in 10 years. This is not a joke.

*Lesley just told Sean “I love love.” Umm. What?

*Sarah just brought out the big guns. Family pictures. Girls, unless we’re a little ways into the relationship, we don’t really want to see your family pictures. And you shouldn’t care about ours. If we make it, say, three months, we’ll celebrate with a family picture night. Deal?

*Tierra, who initially didn’t join the group at the group date party so she could “rest and recover,” shows up as the girls are all discussing her. The following things were said about her by her fellow Bachelorettes and my friend Jordan:

Wedding Dress- “She had an ambulance called when she fell up the stairs.”

Lesley- “We have a tierra-ist one our hands.”

Jordan- “I’m baffled that he talks to this girl. She’s so needy. It’d be different if she was all he had. But she’s not.”

*Despite Tierra cheating death and showing up at the party, Lesley gets the rose. Tierra doesn’t think its fair. “I’ve gone through a lot through all of this. I’m the one who almost froze to death.” Umm, no you didn’t. Because you didn’t see a doctor or go to a well equipped hospital emergency room.

 

SARAH GOES HOME, LUKE CREATES NEW TV SHOW

*Sean is having doubts about a girl. He goes to find her. It’s Sarah. As they leave the room Sarah asks if she is in trouble. “No, you’re not in trouble. You’re just going home.” I’m kidding. He didn’t say that.

*He said this: “I felt like we were reaching. I feel like it’s never be there.” Maybe not the greatest choice of words, Sean. This set off a string of jokes in the room that can’t be printed.

*As Sarah rides away crying in the limo, Luke comes up with a GREAT IDEA for a new spinoff show. It’s kind of a half baked idea at this point. We don’t have it all figured out yet, but we called it “The Rebounder.” When the girl gets sent home there is always a camera in her face in the back of the limo. She ends up crying and saying something about how she “just wants to be loved.” At this moment, a dude slides over from the other window seat, puts his arm around her and says something like “hey man, turn that thing off” to the cameraman. The cameraman acts like he turns the camera off and The Rebounder goes to work telling the vulnerable girl that she is beautiful and that he loves her. If he can make out with her by the time they get her to the airport, he wins a predetermined amount of money. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t watch this.

 

ONE ON ONE DATE

*Desiree gets the second one on one date, and Daniella once again complains about not getting a one on one date. Also, grass is green.

*Desiree (who we just decided kind of looks like Katie Holmes) is with Sean and they are going to repel down a mountain. “Repelling looks so much easier than climbing”-Jordan. I agree. I’m much more impressed with Selma climbing the mountain.

*After stopping halfway down to make out, they finish repelling. Then they climb a tree and Desiree who looks like Katie Holmes says “I did this all my childhood.” I’m sure you did, Desiree.  JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER KID.

*After Sean and Desiree finish acting like George of the jungle, it’s time for dinner and conversation. It is during this time that Desiree reveals she once lived in a tent for 4 months. As a child. She said something to the effect of “I didn’t grow up with, like, money. I lived in a tent for 4 months. Like, I lived in a trailer for a while. I didn’t have anything growing up. I think that’s why I’m so humble.” Luke thinks she mistook living in a tent for a camping trip.

Here’s what he thinks she was trying to say:

spirit animal from Jordan Rutledge on Vimeo.

*I like Luke’s version better.

*As the date (which took place in a teepee) ends, Desiree says “I’m going to remember this night for the rest of my life. I opened up about spending some of my life living in a tent and here I am falling in love in a teepee.” Rewind. Yep. She said that.

 

COCKTAIL PARTY

*Selma, who didn’t want to “shame her family” by making out on TV, decides that it’s time to go in for the kill. And that’s exactly what she did if you consider “the kill” a kiss that looked like something two 5th graders would do on a dare.

*Wedding dress, still building the biggest comeback in anything ever, tells Sean before their alone time “I made a promise to myself, and I’m not going to kiss you.” She kept that promise for approximately 52 seconds.

*AshLee brings up being abandoned and then tells Sean to blind fold her. This will take away her control and force her to trust Sean to lead her. Apparently by “lead her,” she meant “carry her across a room and kiss her.” I’ve seen failed trust falls build more trust between two people.

 

ROSE CEREMONY

*As we head into the rose ceremony Lesley, Desiree who looks like Katie Holmes, and Catherine the vegan who loves the beef already have roses. There are 3 roses remaining and five girls. I am really worried we are going to lose Tierra. Once we lose Tierra, this running diary ends. I think Wedding dress and AshLee are locks. And Selma is still Selma. Daniella? She’s gone for sure.

*First rose goes to Wedding dress. No surprise there. After all, she kept a promise to herself for 52 whole seconds.

*Second rose goes to Ashlee. Again, not surprising.

*Time for the final rose. It’s got to be Selma, right? I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN HER?  On second thought, Tierra is the greatest player the game has ever seen and will be running the world in ten years. Tough call for Sean.

*Tierra gets the final rose. And now that I think about it, the 5th grade kiss probably lost it for Selma.

*I always joke about the girls leaving the show needing to call me but seriously, Selma, hit me up.

 

NEXT WEEK ON THE BACHELOR…

*Looks like Tierra goes nuts again next week and cries for attention. Also, the sky is blue.

 

OUTTAKES

*Sean said when he was 4 years old he peed in a desk drawer because “I thought it looked like a cool place to pee.” Every man has said this.

 

That’s all until next week,  when we’ll keep trying to figure out what’s going on with Tierra’s forehead.

 

@AFlenerKSR

 

 

 

 

 


Article written by Aaron Flener

John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

115 Comments for KSR Bachelor Running Diary (Episode 6): WAIT… Did Desiree Say She Lived in a Tent?



  1. Jason Hatcher
    8:04 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    After reading this post, I’ve decided to attend USC.



  2. Fake Tom Leach
    8:04 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Get this trash off here! I want articles about Cheddar’s and Mingua Beef Jerky!



  3. JEC
    8:08 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I know that there are haters out there that do not like this thread BUT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! I have shared it with as many of my Bachelor friends as possible. Maybe they will scroll past this article and discover all the great things you can find out on KSR! Keep it up – I love this website.



  4. Scott
    8:13 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Get this $hi! off this site. Ugh.



  5. Devastation INC
    8:14 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I thought this crap was on only once a week? I have to read this sh1t twice a week. #3 im sure it’s a barrel of laughs with you and your friends at band camp. This sucks



  6. seriosly
    8:20 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Why put this on here? Please answer.



  7. Coach Cdl
    8:22 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I’m embarrassed as a UK fan to have this garbage on our main website!!!



  8. 1catfaninthe502
    8:23 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Why do you keep forcing this CRAP on us, this is the 2nd time this week i get on this site and see this Shit on here, enough is enough!



  9. Bruce wiliis
    8:24 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Makes me sick… I’m not reading it. I see it and I will go n make a nasty comment. I want to punch Aaron in the face.



  10. Getoveryourself
    8:25 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    #6 & 7 you took the time to comment on this thread so it must not bother you too much…shut the heck up you d bags



  11. Larry linebeard
    8:25 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Fleener the butt pirate



  12. Jenny Craig Pitino
    8:26 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Great post, Tierra would be the only one to be the next bachelorette.



  13. Eric
    8:28 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I love it when rednecks get their panties all in a wad.



  14. wow
    8:28 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Do I watch the Bachelor? No. No one is forcing y’all to read this post. It is not hard to simply scroll through to the next BBN topic. However, there is no reason to be ugly about it. KSR is trying to reach out to another demographic obviously. It is called good business sense. Get em Stoops



  15. Miggity
    8:29 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    YES!!! Another day to hit refresh on the comments section!! Let the hilarity ensue!



  16. disgruntled UK fan
    8:29 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    This is really ruining your website.

    The VAST majority of us come here for KENTUCKY SPORTS not this garbage.

    Stop hurting the KSR brand!

    These posts are so long and annoying that it takes FOREVER to scroll past. No one wants to read this crap. The only reason you think it’s so popular is because everyone comes to the comment section to TRASH your posts.

    It isn’t funny, it’s annoying. And now we see this crap TWICE a week?

    STOP IT



  17. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    8:29 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    If you don’t like these Bachelor posts then you have no business on KSR, the Bachelor has been a part of KSR for years.

    I hate that I missed this last night, I forgot it was on.



  18. Crystal Gayle Shirt
    8:30 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    #10…they took the time to comment so it must not bother them too much?…that…doesn’t…make…sense. The morning post after the best football signing day ever is a bachelor post? Shenanigans.



  19. Larry linebeard
    8:32 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    How do you fit four Aaron Fleeners on a barstool?
    Turn it upside down!



  20. John
    8:34 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Aaron Fleener and Jonathon Schuette are ruining KSR



  21. Fleener the Weiner
    8:34 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    “If you don’t like these bachelor posts you have no business on ksr”
    What a dumb statement



  22. JB
    8:38 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    16. If you think this is “hurting the KSR brand,” then you must not be very familiar with KSR in the first place. Stuff like this is what they were built on.



  23. frank
    8:39 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Finally, something exciting on KSR. I wish these ‘fans’ would stop whining.



  24. Spoiler alert
    8:44 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Spoiler. Next week Lesley and Tierra get kicked off and Catherine wins the whole thing in the end. Now we don’t need to see this on KSR anymore.



  25. Rockfield, KY
    8:47 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Stop hurting the KSR brand?!?!?!?!?!??! hahahahahahahahahahah

    Didn’t Matt mention that today was in the top 3 days ever for KSR traffic, and hasn’t this Bachelor diary been going on the entire season? Seriously, the site may be about to go bankrupt. I’m super serial y’all.



  26. who cares
    8:48 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Who cares about the Bachelor. Stupidest show on the planet. This site is about Kentucky sports.



  27. Hunter1249
    8:48 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Of all the shows to to blog, It blows my mind it is the bachelor and bachelorette. But he whatever, I just skip it. if it ever comes a time where it becomes more than a mention on the radio show. That’s probably when I will jettison myself from ksr. Politics is more interesting that this crap and you guys don’t touch that with a 30 foot pole. maybe it’s for women readers maybe there is an plan here. If Drew starts covering Bravo shows then we know. get back to sports ladies and gents.



  28. King Kelly Coleman
    8:49 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    wow….SUCKS!!! STOP!! GARBAGE!!



  29. SayWhut
    8:50 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    What is this stupid s**t doing on here???? Totally ridiculous to have this on here, on ANY page, much less the front. Get this garbage outta here.



  30. Gooby
    8:51 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    These recaps make my day!!! Aaron- you are my spirit animal! Hilarious, please keep it up!



  31. Get'em Fiiitch!!
    8:54 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I love this post…I could not care less about the Bachelor, but as someone who has worked in reality tv this is great!!! Keep up the humor!



  32. Wahhhhhhhhh
    8:54 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I HATE TAKING THREE SECONDS TO SCROLL PAST THESE POSTS! KSR IS THE WORST EVER! OMG!



  33. Robert
    8:57 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Next post of this crap and I will no longer read this site!



  34. Pamola
    8:59 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I enjoy this more than the actual show. Hilarious!!!!!! Loved the video!!!!!! HA!



  35. haha
    9:00 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Why does this make you all so mad?



  36. Vitamin
    9:04 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    HULK SMASH!!!!



  37. lmao
    9:06 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Bro, i would totally watch Luke’s TV show. Funniest shit i’d see in my life probably



  38. catfandan
    9:07 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. More of this. please.



  39. Dr. Phil
    9:10 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I love it when people go to the comment section and write long comments about how little they care about a post.



  40. Hacksaw Jim Duggin
    9:23 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    This is not what we pay to read…oh yeah, it’s a free site!
    Quit whining and go elsewhere cry babies.



  41. a girl
    9:24 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I think its funny to get a guy’s perspective on the insanity… keep it up! The BBN females look forward to these recaps. (And probably some dudes too…)



  42. Brent S.
    9:28 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Aaron, even after the bachelor is over, please promise to keep writing this diary. The people that hate these posts won’t know the show is over and it makes me happy to see the stupidity on parade in the comments section. BTW, I can’t believe he led Selma go, I’m convinced that we’ll soon find out that Sean is blind.



  43. Miggity
    9:30 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I really wish all of you that say you are never going to read the site again because of these post would really do it, but you won’t. You know why? Because this site has the best Kentucky sports information on it, period. Oh….and yeah, IT’S FREE!!! The motto of the site even says it will be done “in the most ridiculous manner possible” and what is more ridiculous than this?!?! Keep up the good work KSR!! I’m gonna hit refresh now to see what new ridiculously hilarious comments have been added since I typed this.



  44. Kristen's Mama
    9:35 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Brilliant as always, AF, but the video is “drop the mic” as I think you young folks say! Chris Harrison, watch out!! Your job is in danger..



  45. Josh
    9:36 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    If you don’t have time to scroll past the Bachelor running diary to get to the next post, then you sure as hell don’t have time to read the next post. Get back to your important life. Aaron, I can only assume you’ll be posting again next week, so in the words of Chris Harrison, “#33 Robert, take a few minutes and say your goodbyes.” Keep up the good work Flener.



  46. Paul
    9:38 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Why on earth? Why? This crap makes me wanna kick my dog. I really love my dog. Please stop please.



  47. Blueston
    9:41 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    http://www.aseaofblue.com

    I have started supporting this site. I’m hoping if more of us do, it will take off and get as many updates as KSR. It’s not far behind. Maybe Drew will go there one day and we will have no more Matt “Bumpkin” Jones and Flener in our lives.



  48. Musehobo
    9:45 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    #38 broke KSR



  49. theSkinny81
    9:45 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    This comment section is ALMOST funnier than Not Jerry’s…



  50. Turtleman
    9:46 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Thank you Aaron I thought I had missed my weekly fix. This is the best editoral piece I have seen for a while.



  51. OhNo!!
    9:48 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    #33- What? Oh no! I’m sure KSR will be lost without you coming to the site. Please don’t threaten that.



  52. Every Time
    9:50 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    From now, instead of reading comments and coming up with something to tastefully show my hatred of these posts; I’ve created a generic response.

    Aaron Flener is a faggit, and KSR are faggit enablers.



  53. Ace
    9:52 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Please don’t stop, Luke had tears rolling down my face! I needed it!



  54. theSkinny81
    9:57 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    52 – Don’t waste your time. Instead, please take the opportunity to improve your spelling and grammatical skills… And what is a “faggit”?



  55. Rick
    9:58 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I HATE these posts….they are just silly…KSR is about sports….not soap opera….will find another site to read if this keeps up…..looks like I am not the only one who hates…….GROW up



  56. bigman
    10:06 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I loooooove Bachelor rundowns!!!!!! Lesley has a hot bod and Selma makes me want to eat Indian food!



  57. Eric
    10:09 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    This does not cover UK sports in the most ridiculous way possible. Come on man. Please. If Mark Krebs was on the Bachelor, OK. This diary has to go.



  58. King Kelly Coleman
    10:10 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I agree with #33 and #55, anymore of this crap and I’m removing KSR from my favorites and going to seaofblue.com instead of KSR. people come here to read about….you ready for it? Kentucky SPORTS…if I want to read garbage I’ll go to TMZ. It’s just sad that we had one of the most newsworthy, historic days yesterday and bright and early on the top of the page is Bachelor shit….seriously? Can we not do better? I think we can, and it’s looking like seaofblue.com is better!



  59. Tosis
    10:12 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    You guys are all a bunch of Tierras



  60. Neville Shed
    10:13 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Chris Harrison is the host of the Bachelor. He was once a walk on at UK. I appreciate that this site keeps up with their lives after basketball. I’m glad that a former UK player has made it this far and is now hosting one of the most watched shows in history. It’s not just about Nerlens or DeMarcus going to the NBA, it’s about guys like this that go on to do other great things. We get updates on our NBA guys, so we should get updates on the others too! Especially if they host an amazing show.



  61. Yoda
    10:14 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I’d still give it to her.



  62. Poppa
    10:18 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    KSR is about kentucky sports AND the Bachelor you guys!!! Just go and read the About Us section and it will tell you.



  63. BuddyHalsell
    10:23 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    60. I couldnt agree more. Basketball is not everything and I am generally interested in what other guys are doing such as Chris Harrison, Cameron Mills, and Mark “Buddy” Halsell. There are over 400,000 student athletes and just about every one of them will go pro in something other than sports….remember that.



  64. disgruntled UK fan
    10:25 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I can’t believe some of you try to defend the crap posts by saying “It’s a free site guys!! be thankful!!”

    FYI – The reason why these have been 3 of the busiest days is because we are excited about football season and hearing about the new commits.

    NOT BECAUSE OF THIS GARBAGE

    Don’t try to say it doesn’t hurt the KSR brand, because it does. It completely turns off a huge amount of people, as evidinced in this comment section. NEWSFLASH: Most people don’t post comments on this site, but I’m sure 75% of people agree with me.

    I know you don’t like it, but I’m right.



  65. disgruntled UK fan
    10:27 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Also, I’m going to http://www.aseaofblue.com/ as my main kentucky sports news from now on.

    The people that run this site are a bunch of morons and don’t deserve all of the attention that they get. People come to this site for KENTUCKY SPORTS news. It’s in the damn title of the site.



  66. I'M LEAVING KSR!!!
    10:29 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    The power of this website is immense…it physically forces me to read every post, so therefore I must comment on every post…that’s it I’m taking my web viewing talents elsewhere! Take that KSR! I’m very important. Without me you will fail! I’m so ANGRY!



  67. Neville Shed
    10:30 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    64. Please read my previous post. It addresses some of your concerns. Those who assume that The Bachelor has nothing to do with UK sports must all be under the age of 23 and not remember when Chris Harrison played at UK. He may have only been a walk-on, but he is still one of us. We always say “ONCE A WILDCAT, ALWAYS A WILDCAT.” Now’s the time to back it up.



  68. MY COMMENT MATTERS!
    10:31 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t make me tell you again…I will never again click on this page, ever. Yep, last time.. I mean it! Stop posting things that I don’t like! I’m the only person in the world. Listen to me!



  69. goodbye disgruntled UK fan
    10:34 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. KSR fans have a sense of humor. Childish and immature, but a sense of humor nonetheless. It’s not that we don’t want you here, we want you to be happy. So go elsewhere and be happy.



  70. ohwow
    10:34 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Holy Toledo! Chris Harrison 91-95 from Tollesboro KY!

    http://www.bigbluehistory.net/bb/statistics/Players/Harrison_Chris.html

    Well there ya go, haters.



  71. KSR IS CRUSHING MY CHI!
    10:35 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    yep, now my chi is all out of whack. i’m suing this website if I have to go back to yoga to find my chi again. all because of a post. hmmmmm…maybe my life is just really sad and I’m a tool…no that’s not it. dammit KSR give me back my chi! stop posting things I don’t like!



  72. MyTwoCents
    10:42 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Does anyone actually read these???



  73. Chris Harrison
    10:44 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Fantastic! Keep it up kids! I’ll be working only 2 days a week this week instead of the usual 3.

    Thanks!



  74. disgruntled UK fan
    10:51 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    72. No one reads these. They just come to the comment section to troll the hell out of everyone.



  75. Neville Shed
    10:56 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    With the big haul yesterday on signing day and our basketball team turning the corner, it’s time for us to come together as a fanbase. You all act like there are a limited amount of posts that can go on the site, as if KSR only has so many roses to hand out, so to speak. There is room for posts of all kinds on here, just like Sean started off with all types of girls. When Matt Jones shows up to read his site, let’s all be getting along, instead of having a few Tierras causing drama, making it weird for Sean when he walks in. Let’s pick each other up when we trip getting out of the limo, instead of kicking each other when we’re down. In doing so, Cal and Stoops will take us ALL on a wild chopper ride…TOGETHER. NO FAN LEFT BEHIND.



  76. disgruntled is back!
    10:58 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    glad KSR could still be your #2 choice for all UK news, as well as updates on the latest reality shows! thanks for stopping by. grab a bagel on your way out.



  77. Everyone
    11:04 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    This sucks. Talk about SPORTS



  78. Nope
    11:11 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    60, The Chris Harrison that hosts the bachelor is NOT the Chris Harrison who walked on and played for UK in the early 1990’s. You have got to be kidding me. http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/chris-harrison/bio/195076



  79. justafish2002
    11:16 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Everyone saying this is crap since it isn’t sports, go check out the best sports writing site Bill Simmon’s grantland.com



  80. By Everyone I Mean Me!
    11:18 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Please pay attention to me



  81. Who gives a shit!!!
    11:18 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Please stop wasting our time with this bullshit!! Thanks



  82. Kai
    11:20 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    smash smash saaaamaaassshhhh!



  83. Yep
    11:21 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    78…..so now we’re stereotyping athletes that they’re incapable of becoming successful TV hosts? It’s the type of shallow minded individuals like you that give the rest of the commenters a bad rap. While Chris Harrison didn’t have the type of impact as a Todd Svoboda doesn’t discredit his ability to host a show and IMO, do a damn good job of it.



  84. Amberbock
    11:21 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Kentucky sports adios… If its never going to be addressed on the frackin show, why is it on here? I look here to see information about basketball, football, and recruiting news in the most ridiculous manner possible. Even with the satire, this is still not worth posting. Spend this airtime on UK hockey, I am sure everyone would give more of a shit about that.
    No nips at Flener, I just think there could be better blogs for these kinds of posts.



  85. Juice
    11:40 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Why not compromise? Move the bachelor posts to KSR College. That way no one will ever see it!



  86. I'm Still Complaining!
    11:43 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Yeah! Bye bye KSR! I mean it! Never again! You have messed with the wrong person.
    and #83, that’s hilarious.



  87. LansingCat
    11:45 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I love reading this stuff, and the comments, too. You guys make my day. Seriously.



  88. Pauley
    11:53 am February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I love this stuff. I never comment, but I look forward to reading this every week (and I never seen the show). Please keep it up.



  89. This Sucks
    12:08 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    The Bachelor is the fakest reality TV show out there and that’s really saying something. You all are ignorant for thinking all of the “craziness” is real and even more ignorant for blogging about it.



  90. jec
    12:18 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    wow! do people not know who to scroll past a thread… some people need some meds!!!!!!!



  91. Chris
    12:20 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Please please please take this crap off this website. I just don’t understand why it’s on here. Can we get back to what’s important UK sports. I’m seriously considering no longer viewing this site



  92. Joe
    12:25 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    This is the best recurring post ever….



  93. WHO CARES
    12:27 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    WHO CARES ABOUT THIS. This is a Kentucky Sports blog, not TMZ.



  94. GingerSnap
    12:32 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I just hope one day I can experience the “Joy” that @AFlenerKSR gets from these posts



  95. Kingscuba89
    12:33 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    For the good of this site, please do away with this.



  96. DEasy
    12:36 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I don’t even watch the Bachelor, and I find these posts hilarious. Don’t like it, Don’t read it, why do you have to trash it? Then again, I also find the comments hilarious. Nevermind keep trashing it.



  97. the Big Dog
    12:38 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Are you posting this crap just to piss us off? It’s working.



  98. second
    12:39 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Soooo…..when does The Rebounder start??



  99. Blake
    12:53 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    To all the haters of this thread…..if you dont like it scroll by or quit coming to the site if it bothers you that bad. Lighten up..where is your sense of humor



  100. Paul
    1:51 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Hilarious again!



  101. Big baller
    1:59 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    No more!! I rather wack off with a piece of sand paper in my hand that read that shit.



  102. Tired of this...
    2:05 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Seriously… I’m tired of scrolling past this each day… I like to read the stuff on this site because it’s UK, but if this is the kind of material you are pushing out on readers, then I’ll go somewhere else. If it’s not UK basketball or football, it doesn’t need to be here. Get your own blog and write about this crap on that. I have nothing against the author, or any of you who will almost undoubtedly send insults my way – I just don’t want to see this on here.



  103. Tired of this is Leaving!
    2:37 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Stop making me read things!



  104. fanofan
    2:38 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Love it! Keep it coming!



  105. UKBlue
    3:06 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Hello, this show isn’t real, it’s a loosely written reality show. It’s the Kardashians of finding love, some real, almost all made up.



  106. This Is a Sports Site
    3:28 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Aaron, Hey f*ggot quit posting this crap on a sports site.



  107. thetruthis
    3:41 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Everyone who watches the Bachelor is continuing to add to the depravity of this country. We wonder why there’s so much utter crap on TV nowadays…



  108. Jax Teller
    4:35 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    First!



  109. Jax Teller
    4:36 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    Damn, never mind. Fail.



  110. Participant
    4:44 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    No wonder the Taliban and Indiana Fans hate us. But at least we might be able to negotiate with the Taliban. If you are a graduate of U of L, go down to the DVD rental counter and have someone explain that remark to you.



  111. Bluebloodtoo
    5:49 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    It’s been a busy day folks, but I just had to dive into the comments section to see all the whining. I just don’t understand why you whiners get on here and complain so much. The number of comments on this section proves that it is one of the most popular posts of the day. Why the hell would KSR get rid of the most popular post of the day? What the hell would you guys complain about if they did? HAHAHAHHAHA! It’s like you are all too stupid to realize that the fact that you all comment on it is the exact reason it is HERE!!!!!



  112. NO ONE CARES
    7:44 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    STOP POSTING THIS USELESS CRAP, NO ONE ON THIS WEBSITE CARES ABOUT THE DAMN BACHELOR. THIS IS A SPORTS WEBSITE, AND IM TIRED OF HAVE TO SCROLL PAST YOUR USELESS ARTICLE. KEEP IT TO SPORTS LIKE INTENDED, ITS KENTUCKY SPORTS RADIO, NOT USELESS REALITY RADIO. #BBN #WeAreUK



  113. Garmaster
    7:55 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    I’m with you disgruntled posters. I myself am so manly and heterosexual that I have never watched the show or read the recap. It so enrages me that this post is here at 8AM, not taking the place of any UK news or other regular post. My fingers get tired from all the scrolling and I hardly have the strength left to leave derogatory comments. My guess is as long as 100+ of us keep commenting every week, these Bachelor recaps will go away………somebody on the internets needs invent a sarcastic font.



  114. pharcyde
    8:09 pm February 7, 2013 Permalink

    You know a post is bad when KS R columnists assume multiple identities to support it.



  115. Scotty B
    9:44 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Hey dumb F****! If anyone posted a reply after 9am you did not have to scroll past it since Corey Nichols has a post every day M-F at 9am. Of course you know that since you are here every day at 9am , right? By clicking on this post and replying either positively or negatively you have helped line Matt’s pockets. I’m positive he thanks you as well. There is not a cap to the number of posts daily and no children were harmed in the making of this post. There will be plenty of “sports” info flying around on this site daily. Relax, have whatever it is that makes you happy and enjoy the show! Go Cats! In Cal We Trust! Stoops Troops! Louisville Doesn’t Exist! Tierra Sucks!

    Oh. 102. They have THEIR own site…that’s why YOU are able to come here complain and read it, at no cost of course.