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Kige is back for another year and he hates automatic hand dryers

Forget the cost and environmental advantages of automatic hand dryers in public restrooms. Kige Ramsey wants paper towels after a good leak.

 

“This is Kige Ramsey for YouTube Hand-Drying.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

19 Comments for Kige is back for another year and he hates automatic hand dryers



  1. wtf
    10:31 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    Is he mentally deficient? Honestly asking, as I don’t know the back story.



  2. nettech
    10:32 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    May as well have a pair of pants hanging on the wall.



  3. Frank Stalone
    10:35 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    Kige obviously has not tried the Dyson Airblade.



  4. Ridge Runner
    10:35 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    Kige has been kinda missing in action or at least on leave of absence from the KSR spotlight for some time now.



  5. WildCobb
    10:43 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    If you’re going to put hand dryers in bathrooms, fine. At least change the doors to where you can open them by simply pushing or leave some paper towels. Nothing worse than seeing a guy come out of the crapper, skip over the sink, and use a door handle. You finish your business, wash your hands, dry them using a hand dryer, and having to use the same handle as the other guy because there are no paper towels



  6. Mr Tripod
    10:46 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    Kige…. invest in a tripod man…. I got nauseous watching that…

    How about part 2 of public bathrooms including urine on the seat….. or those random pubes….



  7. FrigFullofBeer
    10:57 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    You guys need to put list of football recruits Stoops is after and kids that are looking at uk for 2013 season!!!!! Football is exciting again here in Lexington…



  8. KSR Lifer
    11:00 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    Welcome back Kige, great insight.



  9. Kujo
    11:09 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    My knowledge of sports grows tremendously after hearing Kige share his wisdom. Keep the reports coming and don’t pee on your hands. Let Johnson hang free and the dryers our a non-issue.



  10. Kujo
    11:10 pm January 3, 2013 Permalink

    “Are”



  11. doug
    1:11 am January 4, 2013 Permalink

    why is Mohammed Ali filming the Kige Ramsey show?



  12. WestWorld
    7:41 am January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Scratch off instructions = “Push butt and put hands under arm…” instead of “Push button and put hands under warm air. “



  13. Bib Blue Galaxy
    8:23 am January 4, 2013 Permalink

    IF you don’t piss on your hands you don’t need to wash them.



  14. NL
    8:27 am January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Bib Blue remind me to never shake your hands. Kige makes a great point. My hands never get dry under those things either, unless of course you stand there for 3 minutes.



  15. Rock on Kige
    10:24 am January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Kige, you are totally awesome, here is a suggestion, at this years UK vs. UL football game, before washing your hands, wipe them on the UL guys shirt.



  16. tom
    10:30 am January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Who cares about this waste of time?



  17. tyrus
    1:31 pm January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Can’t wait for another Kige Walmart update…been awhile. BTW, I’m gotten better at punting the ball Kige.
    16# relax kid



  18. Kige rules
    1:48 pm January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Great sports update!



  19. dbrock2000
    2:03 pm January 4, 2013 Permalink

    Is he jerking off while filming this?