Kentucky wins fake SEC Tournament

If you were wondering how Kentucky was able to cement their four-seed in the media’s mock NCAA Tournament selection, then you’ll be happy to know you’ll have to wonder no more. The collective media brain picked Kentucky to win their mock SEC Tournament, beating Vanderbilt in the finals. No word on whether there was a tornado, power outage or if the city was attacked by a giant robot in the process. But there is a hypothetical victory this morning and that’s worthy of some hypothetical celebration.
Coach Cal is still hypothetically unimpressed.
14 Comments for Kentucky wins fake SEC Tournament
BUT WILL FAN OUTFITTERS BE OFFERING A T-SHIRT?
1. yes i am hypothetically wearing it right now.
where is this mock collective media bracket that you speak of??
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UK should win because it’s in Catlanta.
last time it was in Catlanta (2008)–Dogs won. In 2005 and 2007 it was the Gators…perhaps it’s not Catlanta anymore?
As long as it stays blue during the SEC tourney, it’s CATlanta
6. TENNESSEE SUCKS we already spanked you all once this year go on a Vols website douchebag
6. 2008 UK sucked. 2007 UK sucked. 2005 UK was OK. This team is far better.
go cats.
That means we have to win the SEC tourney to get a 4 seed! We need a 3 seed or a 6 seed. Need to lose the first game of the SEC tourney to have a chance at a 6 seed.
This way we are well rested and do not have to face a 1 seed until elite 8. I know you do not want to lose intentionally, but you do not want to be a 4 seed either!
#8-you are not very polite.
Wildcats have played well on the neutral site games. I would not count these guys out just yet. We are much better than our record indicates. Also if yin and yang is true than with all the bad luck we have experienced this regular season good post season tournament result should even it out.
#11 Rule #1 : Every time you step on the court, you play to win… I don’t care who it is, kindergartener’s, 7 year olds, 11 year olds, white skin boys with full sleeves, you dunk on dat ***, always, comma.