The Kentucky State Fair is a strange and mysterious world. It is filled with a wonderfully eclectic mix of people the collective ridiculousness of which can’t accurately be described. The Fair is also pretty much guaranteed to make you laugh hysterically for one reason or another. Sometimes, it’s for the wrong reasons. This time, however, it’s for all the right reasons.
A home-brewed beer named ‘BlackMail Ale,’ featuring an image of the one and only Karen Sypher, took home Blue Ribbon honors in the “Humor/Satirical” category at the Commonwealth’s flagship event. The label reads:
Blackmail Ale, 7 Years Old – A bitter brew available only at your local Italian eatery. 0% Dignity by Volume.
The frosty ale was cooked up by a homebrewer in Louisville and also carries a stern warning that…
Consuming this beverage may lead to incarceration in the United States federal prison system.
He’s earned himself a hearty chuckle from folks around the Bluegrass and maybe even a good old-fashioned car-keying from an idiot Card fan. We salute him.