Hey folks. I thought I’d drop in to tell you that nothing happened today. No matter what you may think you’ve seen, nothing has transpired. Your favorite football team didn’t get their manhood stomped on or anything. Nope. They didn’t spot perhaps the most high-powered offensive team in the country 14 points with mental lapses and missed blocks in the first couple minutes of play.
Nope. Didn’t happen.
Percy Harvin, Will Demps, and Brandon James weren’t flying all over the field, nor was there a swarming defense that forced your favorite team into numerous miscues. Tim Tebow didn’t plow through and throw over your defense, nor did he recover fumbles with invisible limbs (seriously, the fumble on the goal line?!).
Yeah, so none of that happened. I just figured I’d let you guys know. Just been a normal day with no occurrences.
I was checking out that schedule, though, and I see that we play Mississippi State soon. That’s a winnable match, yes? Either way, I think I’m gonna settle in and watch some good ol’ SEC football. Oh look, Georgia and LSU are playing….