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Just park that anywhere. (Wednesday Show Thread)

Grab your #L1C4 vanity plate, start your hummer and park it anywhere, because it’s time for another edition of Kentucky Sports Radio radio. Matt and Ryan are on the mic today with Shannon The Dude and Drew The Employee on the ones and twos.

Give them a call at (502) 571-1080.

… especially you, L.J.

Topics include:

— Cal around the world

— Billy G back in the hospital

— Rick Minter denies altercation

— Matt gets ready for fantasy camp

Listen to Kentucky Sports Radio

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

246 Comments for Just park that anywhere. (Wednesday Show Thread)



  1. UK_JB
    9:55 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The new iphone 5 will be annouced today… it’s supposed to detect black plague and will talk like drunken Billy G with Siri.



  2. almek14
    9:58 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Notre Dame joins ACC in everything but football. Welcome to the new Big East, with 17 members.



  3. James
    9:59 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, I put together a study of FBS football teams by % of in-state players.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TpbQPrra7F04gClg4M_AxY2xmMn_9t7j7MH_f9yvF1Y/edit
    Seems to say the same things you’ve said. Most of the good programs have at least 40% of players from in-state. Other good programs draw from Texas or California.
    The lone difference is Iowa, so, maybe they’d be a good example program.



  4. Kidnut
    9:59 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The Billy G thing doesn’t surprise me…it is know that in instances of Legitimate Firing that a head coach can shut down his own body to avoid it.



  5. dribble drive high five
    10:00 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    A basketball jersey is completely acceptable with a freshly ironed pair of stone washed denim shorts, white Starter socks, and a comfy pair of brown sandals. Chicks love socks and sandals.



  6. MrPasley
    10:01 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    You know Matt since you can’t get a Championship Ring maybe they’ll give you a piece of the Championship floor and you can frame it with your jersey!



  7. Dumbledore
    10:02 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I hope someone keyed that thing…



  8. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    10:04 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Wonder what Billy G is doing at the mayonnaise clinic



  9. Kidnut
    10:06 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    That guy is actually being considerate parking that way, if he parks in a spot he essentially takes 3 spots due to the vehicle size. And might eventually mess up the entire parking lot where people park outside the lines.



  10. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    10:08 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    How about the Sue Wylie Fur Fantasy?



  11. thewaitfor8
    10:09 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They could always go back to the CUSA, or the Metro, or whatever crap conference they were in before then.



  12. Kidnut
    10:09 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Because of circumstances yesterday we need to have a moment of silence for Kris Jenner’s breast implants, each station should comply



  13. Jax Teller
    10:09 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They better hope that Charlie Strong is around long enough to keep the program at that level. He’s gone soon.



  14. Travis
    10:09 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    #6…you forget that if Matt gets a piece of the Final Four floor, it will likely end-up in a corner or the basement next to the Stadium Frame Final Four print.



  15. L2C8
    10:10 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Matt, is it “Legal” that Roy is showing off Michael Jordan’s ring from the NBA? Just asking, wasn’t sure.



  16. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:11 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, your advertisement for Kennedy Bookstore’s UK merchandise at the start of each podcast seems to be counterproductive to your KSR shop. Aren’t you shooting yourself in the foot a bit?



  17. Jax Teller
    10:12 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    You have to say it, but like you said, if its not a big deal you don’t blow it out of proportion and make it seem worse than it is.



  18. JayCee
    10:12 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    What’s funny is that people actually think a coaching scuffle, something that happens everywhere all the time, is what ultimately hurts UK’s recruiting.



  19. WERUK
    10:15 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    UK 38
    WKU 14



  20. Linda Taylor
    10:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    9-Forgetting of course that that behemoth is too big for regular parking lots, the guy should park at the furthest reaches of the parking lot to be really considerate or not drive an oversized vehicle at all.



  21. J in Orlando
    10:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Any truth to the rumor that Roy Williams also showed Randle’s mother a box full of $95k/yr jobs?



  22. The Rock
    10:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Hey WKU and its fans, know your role and shut your mouth.



  23. L2C8
    10:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Do we know what is up with the Puke player? Has the NCAA lost their mind, I mean isn’t it a rule that Student Athletes canNOT purchase these things while playing for that school? I mean is this similar to the Ohio St. crap that they got in trouble for? Not sure. Trying to make Heads and tales of all this and trying to figure out WHY UNC & Duke seem to get nothing when breaking rules. I mean the whole UNC thing, come on lets be honest, if UK had bogus classes even for 1 year, we would be on the front page of EVERY newspaper in america and 3 in China, and we would be labled “The dirtiest program in Basketball history”, BUUUUUT because the prettier, girly blue team does it, they did nothing wrong. When do teams pull together and put a stop to this or atleast put up a stand for it?



  24. Jax Teller
    10:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Floyd Mayweather has members of his money crew there.



  25. thewaitfor8
    10:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Those gamblers probably got rich on coal money.



  26. Louden Swain
    10:19 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt what is the story on the UofL dropping the Barber kid? Saw you tweeted that you heard what happened on his visit? What gives? Did he not bow down before entering the Yum Center?



  27. JayCee
    10:20 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    26- somebody said the kid asked for money. I have no idea if that’s true, but that’s what I read.



  28. J in Orlando
    10:21 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I dont care what Morgan Freeman says, the internet says he is dead so he is dead



  29. J in Orlando
    10:22 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    THIS JUST IN: KSR reporting Danny DeVito died in a plane crash…putting it on Twitter as we speak



  30. ThaCoach
    10:22 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    What is the difference between that and the great Rich Brooks and his special team coach and buddy steve ortmayer. They were seen visibly arguing on sidelines of games after special team miscues even on tv games (I saw that myself). He was obviously upset with certain plays. What is the deal? It happens and has happened..everything is not a major story thayt happens with Joker..



  31. UK_JB
    10:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    LJ was Chris Cross for 2 hrs yesterday



  32. Census cat
    10:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I heard Billy G was admitted into the Mayo Clinic for his blood pressure. I am fairly confident that the local free clinic could have treated high blood pressure. Do you think there are other medical issues being treated?



  33. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    UL’s locker room has the floor from a demolished KFC.



  34. JayCee
    10:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I <3 Ryan!



  35. G-Unit
    10:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    21- Nice lol



  36. Jax Teller
    10:24 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan, you didn’t stick up for KSR? You are dead to me. I hope your triglycerides go through the roof.



  37. L2C8
    10:24 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    35 BIGONES



  38. The King
    10:24 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt,

    With the recruiting period now in full swing and coach cal out there crushing it, I wanted to know if you had any updates on Patterson and Lucas.



  39. Linda Taylor
    10:24 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan wasn’t exactly quiet, he was tweeting about it, making fun of LJ and he was hilarious.



  40. G-Unit
    10:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I am going to call the Tenn-Florida game… Tenn by 20



  41. Jax Teller
    10:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    39 – Those tweets by Ryan were hilarious.



  42. JayCee
    10:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    ND and UL are both conference ho-ers.



  43. Census cat
    10:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Did a little research and found out that Ironton High School leads the country in graduates who own a Florida condo and gives out massages. They also have a magnet program for call-in shows.



  44. UK_JB
    10:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Heard John Short calling Matt Walsh show on WLAP yesterday… talkin’ politics. Thought he might say Obama might win by 300000 biggins



  45. L2C8
    10:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    ALLLRIGHTY – JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY SHORRRRRRRRRT WHOOOO HE GETS ME PUMPED.



  46. G-Unit
    10:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Notre Dame is a part of the ACC in everything but football. But football will play 4or5 Teams from ACC



  47. Michael
    10:27 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, you should use your connections to get Johnny Short a piece of that championship floor and Cal should put a piece on a chain and wear around his neck with his championship ring when he visits recruits.



  48. Head Bussa
    10:27 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    40 — I say Florida by four.



  49. TAXman
    10:27 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Gone fishin’ with Bill Dance today.



  50. MrPasley
    10:28 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bill Dance’s bloopers are hilarious!!



  51. Just Sayin'
    10:28 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    if tenn is going to have gameday, will bruce pearl show up shirtless and painted orange trying to molest the incredibly how erin andrews replacement?



  52. ktmiln2
    10:28 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Actually, Matt, Bill Dance is the one who always fell. There are lots of videos of him falling and cussing his cameraman out like a sailor.



  53. Census cat
    10:28 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bill Dance has some great fishing blooper youtube videos. You should watch those before your KY Afield fishing segment so you know not what to do. FYI, ALF also died last night.



  54. TAXman
    10:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Drew is on his own personal KSR jihad today.



  55. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Florida sent back a ‘significant portion’ of their ticket allotment for the game on Saturday.



  56. Tommy
    10:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Drew believes all the news on The Onion!



  57. ktmiln2
    10:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bill Dance would be an excellent pick, but I just saw on Twitter that he just died.



  58. WERUK
    10:30 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Had a friend apply for the Cal Fantasy Camp but he wasnt 35. Congrats to Matt not being 35 and getting in.



  59. Head Bussa
    10:30 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    As long as Kentucky continues as one of the fastest offenses in the nation they will consistently have a great shot to score big points. I think they will score 30+ on Western, but will give up 20+. I’m gonna load up on the over 48.



  60. JayCee
    10:30 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    57- hahaha



  61. TAXman
    10:32 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    59. The over 48 may be sure money, if there ever was such a thing.



  62. JayCee
    10:32 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Call me a cynic, but I still want to see Hank Parker and Jeff Foxworthy in the same room at the same time.



  63. Belcher
    10:32 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve got a mental image of Tyler Hansbourgh’s mom looking and acting like Stiffler’s mom on the American Pie movies.



  64. Jax Teller
    10:32 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    59 – I agree with loading up on the over. I think the spread is easy money too. This is one of the last good weeks before lines start getting better, cash in while you can.



  65. Roots & Fruits
    10:33 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS: Spock dies in Warp Matter/AntiMatter Reactor explosion.



  66. Head Bussa
    10:35 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve been thinking a lot recently about Joker’s and Sanders’ decision to go forth and implement this offense. Although I have been one of the most fervent opposers of Joker, I have been delighted by this offensive change and actually think it could be what saves Joker’s job. I think we will score decent amounts of points in every game remaining this season. It will all come down to Minter and how his defense keeps UK in the games.



  67. G-Unit
    10:35 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Question Matt- If Nerlens IS able to play vs. Duke… how many does UK win by?



  68. Michael
    10:35 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    @ comment 63, she’s OK I guess, google Tyler Hansbrough mom and you’ll get an immediate pic of her. Too much makeup.



  69. UK_JB
    10:35 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Heard on twitter geraldo mustache has died.



  70. L2C8
    10:36 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt I’m looking to take my son to Lexington this weekend for his FIRST TRIP, tell me how can we win these tickets??????



  71. Beans
    10:36 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Did Matt Frewer (Max Headroom) really die?? I can’t find confirmation of that anywhere.



  72. Brad Pitt
    10:37 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Roy, WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?



  73. thewaitfor8
    10:37 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The 30 rings is more impressive, but it’s diminished becuase Williams is just copying Cal’s idea.



  74. TAXman
    10:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Well, Julius Randle was extremely impressed with Roy’s rings, until he tried to read the engravings and it was all in Swahili



  75. L2C8
    10:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Ricky P. topped it off, he took 4 rings to his recruits house, The 48 Ring, 56 Ring, 80 Ring & the 86 Ring. BEAT THAT. LOLOLOL Filthy Birds



  76. JayCee
    10:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Is this fake Oscar Combs?



  77. BlueFins
    10:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    According to the NCAA, if all parties involved keep their mouth shut you can give anything to a recruit and his family.



  78. Jax Teller
    10:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    If you don’t know who you are pulling for, its Western.



  79. G-Unit
    10:39 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    If UK took conference rings they would have to bring a friggin huge ass box…. Cal just needs to bring the trophy and all players that have been drafted in the lottery…



  80. WestWorld
    10:39 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Is this fake Oscar Combs?



  81. Rose
    10:39 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Sounds like Matt is making a commercial for Raising Cane’s chicken “One Love”.



  82. WestWorld
    10:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    sorry #76 – didn’t see your post



  83. WestWorld
    10:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Did Ronnie Mingua get a ring?



  84. UK_JB
    10:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I like Shanes better… now you have a friend in the diamond business



  85. Jax Teller
    10:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    If he’s 73, the reason he doesn’t know is the same reason Pat Summit doesn’t know what was for breakfast.



  86. Gunk
    10:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Roy Williams should have brought the UNC class schedule book, he could have showed him all the cupcake classes available for athletes, Swahili etc



  87. thewaitfor8
    10:41 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONNNNNNNNNNN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



  88. NotEnjoyingMyLineBeard
    10:41 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Sorry WKU, but Bobby Rainey’s not walking through that door



  89. Head Bussa
    10:41 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Sometimes that “true love” is not readily apparent.



  90. Red or Blue
    10:42 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    That is CLASSIC Matt Jones!!! Great back and forth with the 73 y/o WKU grad!



  91. Nope
    10:42 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Don likes that UK wins in basketball. That’s why he’s torn.



  92. ukfan#1
    10:43 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I completely agree. I go to EKU and I’d cry if Eastern beat Uk for the national title, not tears of joy, tears of sadness. At our orientation here at EKU they asked “colonels or wildcats” I proudly stood up in front of 200 new freshmen and said wildcats.



  93. Lando CAL-risian
    10:43 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Matt—

    On the one true love:

    What if your a Mormon? lol



  94. Head Bussa
    10:43 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I really want North Carolina to beat Louisville.



  95. L2C8
    10:43 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    NOW IF UL can just get Jeff Hall to come back and play for the Dirty Birds, it would be like OLD TIMES AGAIN. AHHHHHHH Isn’t that sweet……………



  96. WestWorld
    10:44 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Willie Taggart gave Don a t-shirt



  97. Linda Taylor
    10:44 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    30 rings < 8 national championships, 45 SEC regular season championships, 27 SEC tournament championships.



  98. Jax Teller
    10:44 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    After the Carolina Hurricanes talk you just lost a KSRc writer.



  99. JC
    10:45 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The Big 12 did a study and determined that adding Louisville would actually lose them money. In other words, the amount of television eyes Louisville adds does not give them enough money to pay for themselves. They would then take money out of other school’s pockets.



  100. JayCee
    10:45 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    96- Don obviously wanted to go to UK but didn’t get accepted so he went to WKU.



  101. Just Sayin'
    10:45 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    this “KEN-TUCK” caller is as bad as LJ.



  102. Linda Taylor
    10:45 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    93-Depends on if you are male or female doesn’t it?



  103. taylor
    10:45 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I am from LOUISVILLE….been a UK fan since I was 3….WENT TO INDIANA for college….

    CATS ALL THE WAY!!!!!



  104. BlueFins
    10:46 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    When, and if, UL joins the Big 12, Ricky P will be done. You know he’s a Big Least homer.



  105. DC
    10:46 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Old WKU grad needs to learn that just because you go to the school doesn’t mean you have to cheer for them. I went to Maryland, but I sure as hell won’t be cheering for them at the Barclay.



  106. Schwinny
    10:47 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt if WKU had 6 sacks on Alabama and they have the best offensive line in college football . How many they gonna get on the Cats…



  107. G-Unit
    10:47 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I can see it now

    Knock Knock

    Cal : “Hey julius, can i come in?”
    Julius: Yeah Coach
    Cal: This trophy is heavy can you take it off my hands for me?
    Julius: Sure….
    Cal: I brought some friends by, John Wall, D-Cuz, Bledsoe, P-Patt, Enes, Mr. Clutch.. Brandon Knight, MKG, Mr. Unibrow, and T.Jones
    Julius: What up?
    Cal: Say hi guys…
    Guys: Sup!
    Cal: Who in this room is a millionaire…?
    *Everyone raises hand but Julius*
    Cal: Who wants to win one of these trophys and WANTS to be a Millionaire?
    *Julius raises hand*
    Cal – Call Me when you decide…
    *walks out*



  108. UK_JB
    10:48 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    This is only a test… beeep. Usually those things go off on the show



  109. RevRandyJ
    10:48 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’m not all the way through yesterday’s podcast, but…how can the #2 WKU Alum not be Eric the Red?



  110. L2C8
    10:49 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    107 – LIKE IT!!!! SEND IT THROUGH



  111. Kyle Stats
    10:49 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    This doesn’t have to do with UK vs Western but similar with the which team to cheer for. I was born and raised a UK fan but I went to Miami OH for college. I got the chance to go to UK’s home opener against Miami OH, which was John Wall’s first game. There was no doubt in my heart that I was cheering for UK and there was not one spec of redhawk red on me at that game. Every three point shot that went down for Miami, my anger rose towards Charlie Coles and his celebrating. The only satisfaction was John Wall hitting that shot and propelling UK to victory.

    Cheering for Miami was not an option, just like cheering for Western and UK is not an option. You have one team so stick to it…



  112. thewaitfor8
    10:49 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Not only did NBS spend the moment of silence not being silent. They talked about breast implants. AND THEN, they refused to apologize!!!!!! Unbelievable.



  113. elkcity2224
    10:50 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I think Billy Gillespie will be the Grand Marshall at next years parade. If he is still on the run he should do this in a fake mustache under the alias Vod Kanockers.



  114. Head Bussa
    10:50 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    If the Kardashians ever were the grand marshalls of the parade here, I would be the first to launch a tomato or egg in her direction.



  115. UK_JB
    10:51 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Yesterday was hard… it happened on a Tuesday and the weather was so similar to it.



  116. JavaGuru
    10:52 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    going to be hard to raid the ACC for teams now, ACC just increased the exit fee to 50 million dollars



  117. L2C8
    10:53 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I say pull N.C. State



  118. JayCee
    10:54 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    4 super-conferences = death to the NCAA.

    Bring it on.



  119. WestWorld
    10:54 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Cal wears a championship ring on recruiting calls. BCG wore a PBR t-shirt and offered the family nabs and a Dr. Pepper.



  120. Head Bussa
    10:54 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    What’s even more haunting is the fact that this crime was perpetrated by a certain group of people involved with our government.



  121. cats1068
    10:54 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bama has always had the uniform numbers on their helmets.



  122. TAXman
    10:54 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    No, they’ve always had the numbers on the helmet.



  123. G-Unit
    10:55 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Epic Fail Caller! lol

    114- Kim K is still friggin smoking…. Ray J is a lucky man



  124. TAXman
    10:55 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    numbers on both sides.



  125. Turner the Burner
    10:55 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Can someone please clean the 20 years if dust if the ducts in Rupp…. Not only are they RED…they are filthy! I look at the banners and all I notice is the 3 inch thick dust on the ducts!



  126. Jax Teller
    10:56 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Shaun Alexander’s number was 37. I went to the same high school as him, guy was absolutely unbelievable to watch even back then. I’m real good friends with the family of the offensive line coach from when he was there, said UK didn’t even recruit him until his senior year.



  127. Rose
    10:56 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I guess I’m a doe doe bird, I still subscribe to the Cats’ Pause for my husband.



  128. Jax Teller
    10:56 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Forrest Gump had his number on his helmet, but I just heard on Twitter he died.



  129. WERUK
    10:57 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Someone tell me when Fake Barney is done talking so I can turn the show back on



  130. TAXman
    10:57 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    If you don’t pick Walker/Cousins, you will lose out on at least five shows worth of material.



  131. G-Unit
    10:58 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    That tandem of Cuz and Walker would provide some epic sound bites….

    Cuz there aint no 4’s
    This aint no spellin bee

    Two CLASSICS!



  132. mavisdavis
    10:58 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    After Coach K brings gold medal he won, Cal gets Anthony Davis gold medal and says to Randle “This is a players first program, I can’t show you a gold medal that I won, instead I’ll show you a gold medal won by my player. Now would you rather me show you a medal won by me or the youngest player ever to win a gold in b-ball who also won a National championship and player of the year. It’s not about me, it’s about you!” He then proceeds to massage mama Randles shoulders and braid her hair.



  133. TAXman
    10:58 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    130. That wasn’t Forrest, it was Jennaaaay.



  134. JayCee
    10:58 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    127- Yep. The story at Bama at the time was that as soon as he stepped off the plain in Michigan, it was freezing cold and snow on the ground in early fall and he said he knew right then and there that he was going to Bama.



  135. Head Bussa
    10:59 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    124 — I agree she’s hot, but she is such a self-absorbed human being. I have watched that show of hers a time or two with the girlfriend and I am just totally put off by her ego.



  136. G-Unit
    11:03 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    136- I all want is 5 Minutes…



  137. Michael
    11:03 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    126 The dust is as bad as the Cathode Ray Tube replay TV’s in upper arena. WTF?? Those ducts are super dirty and embarassing. And paint that s$%t blue!!



  138. Rommy Layne Woodson aka. Buck
    11:05 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    ND leaving the big east, hahahahaha…….



  139. Head Bussa
    11:05 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll never forget that state championship game between Shaun Alexander’s Boone County team and Trinity and their star Shawn Johnson. Johnson, who went on to play at Tennessee, was an absolute beast of a high-school football player and I think he returned the opening kickoff in that game. I remember Alexander being so freakin’ big and basically not getting to have his way b/c of Trinity’s strong defense.



  140. UK_JB
    11:06 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I HATE TIME WARNER!



  141. Jax Teller
    11:07 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    137 – Gimmie bout 3 1/2, maybe even 4. She’ll be wantin to marry me.



  142. UK_JB
    11:07 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Also no Uncle Matt on KSTV



  143. Head Bussa
    11:08 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    137- I would just take a 15-sec Ricky Quickie.



  144. L2C8
    11:08 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt I will take 1 for the team and get the dust. Sign me up



  145. Michael
    11:09 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    All you need is a damn enormous Swiffer Matt! Swiffer da bomb!



  146. L2C8
    11:09 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bill Dance is ACTUALLY STILL ON TV.



  147. G-Unit
    11:10 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    144 – The woman has the perfect curves… her ass is friggin out of this world.



  148. L2C8
    11:10 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    When he catches a fish, he will talk to the fish and prove to everyone WHY UT fans are NUTZZZZ



  149. Jax Teller
    11:10 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    140 – You are absolutely right. That game vs Trinity was brutal. We had Shaun, they had a team.



  150. Cat Fan in Ohio
    11:10 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    U of L athletics is like the ugly bride that pretties herself as much as possible but keeps getting left at the altar-no one really wants them!



  151. TAXman
    11:10 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    142. Never a bad idea to quote Friday. It loses a little luster though when you can’t accurately quote it due to certain words.



  152. TAXman
    11:11 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Poker is the worst thing on ESPN, apart from Colin Cowherd.



  153. G-Unit
    11:12 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I dono MAtt- I heard L’Villes National Champion Steeple Chase team was their highest grossing sport…



  154. Nope
    11:12 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Even though he went to a different school, LJ gave permission to Shaun Alexander to wear his #37 after he made it famous at Ironton.



  155. thewaitfor8
    11:14 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They can’t catch him because they can’t run after being stabbed in the feeet!



  156. BleedRed
    11:14 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    If UL gets to the SEC we will then get SEC quality recruits as well, it won’t be the same team as they are now. SEC does dominate football but the schools also get top recruits because kids want to be in the SEC.



  157. Rose
    11:14 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    It’s probably the doe doe bird looking for the latest issue of Cats’ Pause andhe can’t find it.



  158. L2C8
    11:14 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Lets narrow this down, we need names of all book worms at the library, lets get names of all people with Foot fetishes, and go from there.



  159. Linda Taylor
    11:15 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    146-Rupp has been open since when 1976? It would take a whole lot more than a Swiffer to clean that. You are talking a combination of serious elbow grease and chemicals.



  160. Ricky Penetrator
    11:15 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    ugh…. fake barney. shhhhhh…..



  161. Jax Teller
    11:15 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    153 – True, I had to go with the KSRedit.



  162. G-Unit
    11:15 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Did anyone see this story with the Lifeguards in Cali getting fired for doing a cover to the Korean Rap song by PSY called Gangnam Stlye? It’s absolutely hilarious!



  163. taylor
    11:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The FOOT STABBER = BILLY CLYDE!!!!!



  164. L2C8
    11:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt your on to something. Fake feet that when you poke it, it shoots out Blue ink and then it’s on.



  165. UK_JB
    11:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Guess they are looking for the foot notes of the books



  166. Joe Boyles
    11:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    just wanted to add to the famous WKU alumni… My wife is a middle school teacher and one of the Ap’s at her school is Clarence Glover. He took his Hilltoppers to the 1971 final four and was the 10th pick in the 1971 NBA draft for the Celtics.



  167. Jax Teller
    11:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Foot stabbing is the new “cup check”.



  168. Chris
    11:16 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Must be tired of the foot tapping.



  169. Wats
    11:17 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    9/12, return of the foot stabber #neverforget



  170. I'll be honest with you
    11:17 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Here’s the UK crime bulletin:
    At approximately 8 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2012, an assault occurred on the second floor of the W.T. Young Library on UK’s campus. The victim, a female UK student, was reportedly assaulted with an unknown sharp object causing minor injury to her foot.
    A suspicious individual was seen in the area and described as a heavy set male, approximately 5’7” to 5’9” tall, wearing a black and white ball cap, black tennis shoes, and carrying a black and silver briefcase/laptop case. He was last seen walking toward the stairwell of the second floor Core 4 area of W.T. Young Library.
    UK Police received two similar reports in April of 2011.
    If anyone has any information regarding this incident, please contact UK Police at (859) 257-8573.



  171. Chris
    11:17 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Foot stabbing sounds like a new Billie J practice routine.



  172. thewaitfor8
    11:18 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Oh just got a thought. Maybe the foot stabber is placing pins or tacs or something on the floor before the people get in there. So now, when they step on the pin/tac, the stabber is long gone plotting the next attack.



  173. Census cat
    11:18 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe the foot stabber is just Billy G hiding out from Texas Tech



  174. Linda Taylor
    11:18 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    158-That will NEVER happen. UL has nothing to offer the SEC. SEC has no reason to take UL.



  175. Matt Jones
    11:18 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    well played 171



  176. Michael
    11:18 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    A crane folded could easily drive into Rupp, extend it’s boom, clean nasty ducts easily.



  177. The King
    11:19 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They should put kiddie gates around the tables, stops the crawling, stops the stabbing.However, he probably turns to booger flicking after that.



  178. Head Bussa
    11:19 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I used to love the William T. Young library. An old girlfriend and I used to get busy in a study room there.



  179. btowncatfan
    11:19 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I hear LJ had the prettiest feet on the Ironton football team. Get him over there to catch the foot stabber.



  180. thewaitfor8
    11:19 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Btw, there’s a joke here about KY people not wearing shoes.q



  181. thewaitfor8
    11:20 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan Lemmond is the foot stabber.



  182. Head Bussa
    11:21 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They have to have an image of him from all the cameras they have there.



  183. Scotty B
    11:21 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    It’s Billy Clyde!!!!!!



  184. jhd
    11:21 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I think we’ve found Billy Gillispie. He’s hiding out in the library.



  185. Charlie
    11:22 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve figured out my Halloween costume for the KSR Halloween party. Does anyone have a black and silver briefcase I can borrow?



  186. thewaitfor8
    11:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The foot stabber is taking this whole “death by a thousand cuts” thing a little too seriously.



  187. richard
    11:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I think Billy G found his hiding spot in the library. He gets revenge and satisfies his fetish



  188. JMF
    11:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Jabari Parker has eliminated UK per Scout. He has set his 8 home visits and UK is not one of them.



  189. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:23 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bobby Bluegrass is becoming one of my favorites. I like his voice!



  190. UK_JB
    11:24 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    My dad knew him



  191. taylor
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    EARNEST SCARED STUPID!!!

    EARNEST GOES TO AFRICA!!!



  192. thewaitfor8
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The Ernest Halloween one is the best. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww



  193. Jim Varney
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I graduated from Murray St.



  194. UK_JB
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    He was the best on the Beverly Hill Billies – 1993



  195. Head Bussa
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ernest Goes to Camp is, hands down, easily the best one.



  196. website
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt – I know you get asked this a lot, but when is the new website redesign coming? Just wondering if it’s still happening.



  197. Jax Teller
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ernest goes to Camp, hands down. Know what I mean, Verne.



  198. Head Bussa
    11:25 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Wow. That was rude.



  199. robuk
    11:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Todays show pretty much sucks!



  200. Linda Taylor
    11:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Michael have you ever had to clean a place, especially ducts that had not been cleaned in forever? Well, let me tell you, it is not just dust that you have to deal with, somehow a greasy gunk builds up that makes the dust stick to the vent like glue. It is hard as h to get off. You can only get the top layer off with a Swiffer.



  201. dr. Gonzo
    11:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Eggseronious.



  202. KCK
    11:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t forget “Slam Dunk Ernest” starring Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I always wanted a pair of those magic shoes.



  203. Scotty B
    11:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ernest started with Traught Dairy.”Hey Vern!”



  204. Bobby Digital
    11:26 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT – Last night i bought new deodorant. I forget which brand, but it is one of the major ones (Right Guard, etc). I didn’t inspect it very closely at the store before buying it. This morning, after applying, it felt like i had put Icy Hot on my armpits. Shocking and slightly uncomfortable at first, but after a few hours of continued cooling, i think i kinda like it. Give it a try and thank your Uncle Bobby later.



  205. Jim Varney
    11:27 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I did Purity Dairy commercials.



  206. dr. Gonzo
    11:27 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Eggs Erroneous.



  207. KCK
    11:27 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ernest also did the voice of the Slinky Dog in the first two “Toy Story” films.



  208. HendoJody
    11:28 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ernest was also the orginal voice of the Slinky Dog on Toy Story.



  209. HendoJody
    11:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    And don’t forget Ernest was Jed Clampett in the big screen version of the Beverly Hillbillys.



  210. Scotty B
    11:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ernest Rides Again



  211. Jim Varney
    11:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The character of Ernest was actually introduced in a commercial for Bowling Green, Kentucky’s Beech Bend Raceway Park.



  212. J in Orlando
    11:29 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Pete Thamel won’t write about UNC…his mom works there and makes 95K/yr



  213. Michael
    11:30 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    202, use crane to get close to ducts, clean really good. Giant Swiffer just a joke, obviously they need a good scrubbin’. They can be accessed. Plenty of down time to do this in Rupp. Paint blue after cleaning.



  214. LexLMT
    11:30 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The Jim Varney movie made here in Lexington in the late 90’s was “100 Proof” and was featured at the Sundance Film Festival.



  215. kentuck
    11:30 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Steve beshear went to western



  216. JayCee
    11:31 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    In ‘Ernest Goes to Jail’ when he’s in the courtroom and biting on the pen is some seriously funny stuff.



  217. Jax Teller
    11:31 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I can’t wait for tomorrow’s show to learn all about Pee Wee Herman.



  218. UKFootStabber
    11:31 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    YOU CANT CATCH ME!!! THAT FAKE FOOT THING WONT WORK….I KNOW MY FEET! I LOVE FEET!



  219. WestWorld
    11:32 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Mayo Clinic doesn’t just randomly check people in (unless a doctor is getting paid off)You would need to have a “condition” for them to admit you.



  220. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:33 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Kareem Abdul Jabbar was on Jeopardy last night.



  221. Ernest P's Cap
    11:34 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Jim Varney worked in Lexington live theater during “Shakespeare in the Summer” in the 70’s. I didn’t see him perform, but how ’bout Ernst P Worrell as Hamlet. “Something is rotten in the city of Lousiville”



  222. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:35 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    222) I forgot to mention that he replied, “What is ‘X’?” when asked a question about film ratings.



  223. Vittles
    11:36 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Connection to bily g missing and the foot stabber re-surfacing in Lexington?



  224. Head Bussa
    11:37 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I think you’d learn the most from Wayne and Darius.



  225. Jax Teller
    11:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Scott, wake and bake my man!



  226. Smiffanator
    11:38 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    wow.. good idea Scott, thanks for the idea



  227. Chicago
    11:39 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, I am stuck in a meeting but I am dying to know the answer to this question–if you can, please discuss on air: Why is it that Duke may be off the hook because the jeweler and Lance Thomas both won’t speak to the NCAA, but Memphis still got hammered even though Derrick Rose refused to speak to the NCAA? During each scandal, both Rose and Thomas were out of school and didn’t have to speak, but somehow Memphis still took a bullet. What is the difference here?



  228. Jax Teller
    11:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    WCS would have been my guess too. I’ll say K Wilt.



  229. Head Bussa
    11:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    What happened to Mobley being the second-string tailback for the Kent St. game? That didn’t happen.



  230. John Wall
    11:40 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Polsen



  231. Jax Teller
    11:41 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Brian Long should have just appreciated being able to participate in ping pong.



  232. Jax Teller
    11:42 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Polson, we all know brothers don’t swim.



  233. G-Unit
    11:43 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Ask the rest of the questions…



  234. Brent. S.
    11:44 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, Sam Malone is a rich white kid from New England, I’d be more surprised if he DIDN’T play water polo.



  235. Head Bussa
    11:47 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Sam Malone and Brian Long are two fortunate kids



  236. Census cat
    11:49 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They did the RB carrying the ball thing on the movie “The Program”



  237. Census cat
    11:51 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Willie Taggert was recruited by FSU but could not get in because of academics. I wonder if he wore FSU gear while at WKU. I did not see it but he probably did at some point.



  238. Bmac
    11:52 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Giving a player a football to carry and asking teammates to knock it loose and return it to the coach is completely ripped off from the movie “The Program”



  239. Rockfield, KY
    11:53 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    239. Willie is a really nice guy and obviously a good coach, but he isn’t very smart and gives awful interviews because his speech is awful. I bet he didn’t get into a few schools.



  240. Scotty B
    11:54 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I saw Ernest Wears UK Shirt at WKU on Encore last night



  241. Head Bussa
    11:55 am September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Didn’t Omar Epps’ character in Higher Learning have to carry the football around campus?



  242. cats1068
    12:00 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’m holding out on our “improved” offense until we play defenses like FL, SC and GA. That will be the true test. After seeing FL and GA’s defenses last week vs high powered offenses, I’m very skeptical that we can score a lot of points vs them.. We’ll see how Max Smith does with the pressure that those defenses will bring. He passes those tests, I will be a believer. But until then, I’ll have guarded optimism.



  243. BigBlueThru&Thru
    1:30 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    With Louisville tags, doesn’t that qualify for handicap parking spots?



  244. blahhhhh
    4:30 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!