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Jorts on The Love Boat?

I stumbled on this video somehow this morning and still haven’t recovered. It seems to be an ad for the “South Beach Battioke 2013,” a party hosted by Shane Battier for his charity. Why am I posting it on here, aside for us to mock Battier’s awful singing? Our beloved Jorts makes an appearance at the 26-second mark.

Battier + karaoke = Battioke? SMH.

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13 Comments for Jorts on The Love Boat?



  1. Tosis
    10:47 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Hah. Such a Duke thing to do.



  2. tyson
    11:03 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    So is Jorts still on the team? Did he re-sign one of those limited contracts?



  3. Bugger
    11:07 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Great singing voice! I was wondering if Matt Jones was an Ncaa Division 1 basketball coach who would he be most like, (1) Coach Cal (2) Bob Knight
    (3) Tubby (4) fill in the blank?



  4. Manti Te'o
    11:07 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    sign me up for a ride on that boat!!



  5. Ralph
    11:09 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    3. Billy Clyde



  6. lol
    11:14 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Lol that’s hilarious.. yeah hes terrible but its for a good cause. I like shane a little more now and at least he wore a hat to cover up the wrinkley head. Go heat! Go cats everything, bengals, reds.



  7. Bob Loblaw
    11:15 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Battioke is too close to Bukkake. Count me out.



  8. Manti Te'o
    11:25 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    7) count me in for a “battioke”



  9. yep
    12:58 pm January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Battier actually a good guy, even if he is a former rat-face pupil….



  10. @outRAGEous02
    1:36 pm January 18, 2013 Permalink

    I tweeted that video to Matt after watching the Heat/Lakers game last night…they showed it on TNT after the game! Hilarious!!



  11. Bukkake
    1:44 pm January 18, 2013 Permalink

    I see you #8



  12. Richard Head
    2:35 pm January 18, 2013 Permalink

    I can already tell this is going to “flop”.



  13. spookykim
    6:56 pm January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Bet that Jorts breaks into the Carlton on this boat ride!