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Jorts Now Has a Stache

Oh Jorts…

(h/t kentuckysports.com)

Article written by Matt Jones

42 Comments for Jorts Now Has a Stache



  1. SagaciousMind
    11:02 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Good lord Josh, save that white trash lookin thing off!



  2. SagaciousMind
    11:03 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    shave*



  3. Not Skyler McBee
    11:04 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Jortstache!



  4. Rae
    11:05 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Sorry Jorts, it isn’t working for you. However, if you are waiting to shave until April 3, that’s just fine.



  5. kyblue
    11:05 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Very Farmeresque 🙂



  6. James K
    11:07 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



  7. Willis talkin bout..
    11:07 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Definition of UNBECOMING
    : not becoming ; especially : not according with the standards appropriate to one’s position or condition of life

    Dude.. Shave



  8. Dirty Sanchez...
    11:09 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    I like!



  9. Nojortsnoproblem
    11:09 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    At least it’s not a line beard! Go Cats



  10. You children like candy…



  11. CatBauce
    11:11 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Richie Farmer ?



  12. CatBauce
    11:12 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    He definitely looks like Richie Farmer



  13. Bulldawg
    11:15 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    It looks good on him. Makes him look more like an NBA player instead of a college kid trying to make a roster. Of course I will back anything Jorts does. He is my hero!!! GO BIG JORTS!!!



  14. Crump Seed
    11:16 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Richie had a batter ‘stache than that in the 8th grade!



  15. Crump Seed
    11:17 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Better



  16. GGG
    11:19 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Mustache March Madness!!! It’s GR8T



  17. Mike Honcho
    11:20 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    I just wanted you to know that I spread my butt-cheeks as Mike Honcho in playgirl magazine.



  18. hole
    11:26 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Does this mean Jorts is gonna start stealing VCRs?



  19. hole
    11:26 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    17!! LOL!!



  20. Jason
    11:27 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Jorts must have found out about Mustache March



  21. jwellspike
    11:29 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    We saw and took pic With him after game Sunday he was getting it started then upon revkew ofpix



  22. Matt
    11:33 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Flavor Savor always helps when living in the NYC



  23. travis
    11:34 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    When that grows out more it will be amazing.



  24. Collie
    11:34 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Anyone else watching dunks of year and see how little they talked about MKG?



  25. Bic
    11:35 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    Couldn’t grow unibrow so went with next best facial hair



  26. BlueBloggin
    11:41 pm March 26, 2012 Permalink

    24.) yeah I’m watching. Got me thinking.. I wish Anthony brow down Davis could get a wide open free throw line dunk. Well if I could get one fantasy dunk, that’s be it!



  27. Women Everywhere
    12:14 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    Cousins and Pat Pat were beast-vs-beast tonight. GO CATS



  28. parkways
    12:17 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    There is potential that the moustache might merge with the sideburn and become a Burnside. Find the sideburn, find it!



  29. John Ellis
    12:50 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    He’s just bored til he starts playing again. He and Lin will create Knicksanity.



  30. John Vincent Calipari
    1:12 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    he wears it well



  31. [email protected]
    2:45 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    Anyone have a link to the post game net cutting celebration??? or a video of the airport longer than the 10 second one on kentucky.com??



  32. [email protected]
    2:45 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    I can’t believe I can’t find a video of the Cats cutting the nets down after the baylor game. All those cameras there and theres no links??



  33. Stew
    4:14 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    Is that a mullet he’s starting to rock???



  34. Megan
    8:00 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    nooooooooooo. oh that is sad



  35. bung
    8:11 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    keep the stache…



  36. Coop
    8:12 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    Either he is trying to impress a tennessee lady or get little children to come try some of his candy…. “this way children…. Shut the van door behind you.”



  37. CatsFanInKnoxville
    8:46 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    I went to that game and could see it in the stands. Epic!



  38. tyrus
    8:53 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    yawn



  39. Kyle Almek
    9:07 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    Very Richie-esque



  40. Texas Roadhouse Pre-Game Show
    10:02 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    I guess Richie is gonna play tonight



  41. Stevo
    10:40 am March 27, 2012 Permalink

    When did Jorts become a luchador? He should star in Nacho Libre 2.



  42. Spice
    3:03 pm March 27, 2012 Permalink

    That would look much better…if it were right above his eyes haha