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Jorts is taking his tryout talents to South Beach

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Earlier today, Jorts tweeted out that he’s on his way to Miami for a tryout with the Heat tomorrow:

“@BigJorts55: Heading to the airport once again… Destination miami… Let’s kick some butt again in my tryout tomorrow… Nothing is holding me back!!!”

The timing of the workout seems odd, because you’d think everyone within the Miami organization would have their minds on something else right now.  Speaking of minds, the thought of Jamaal Magloire retiring to make room for Jorts on the Heat roster would make Matt Jones’ head explode.

Good luck, Jorts. I’ve heard the Wendy’s on Ocean Drive is to die for.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

10 Comments for Jorts is taking his tryout talents to South Beach



  1. UKIreland
    3:07 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Matt won’t have to go to Vacation in Miami by himself anymore!!!



  2. Mary Jo Perino's Boob Sweat
    3:10 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    The FREE THROW PIC returns!



  3. iWantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin
    3:20 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Miami South Beach: The land of topless women and the smell of cuban fish



  4. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPayToGetFreshFishAtPorchinis
    3:21 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    #3 – WantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin – That smell is coming from the topless women.



  5. catcrawler
    3:42 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Does that mean I’ll have to like the Heat now???



  6. Bledsoe's Biceps
    3:49 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Hope it works out for him. Great location/climate. A title contender for a few years to come. Would be a great place for Jorts to land. There sure are a lot worse places to end up.



  7. BillDozer
    3:51 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Watch your back down there Josh. The Cubans and Dominicans run that town.



  8. 7aintenough
    4:15 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts are the perfect attire for Miami. It’s waaaaaaaaay too hot to wear all of the jeans, so you have to wear the cutoff ones.



  9. Nassau65
    4:23 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    8. spell much?

    Good luck Jorts!



  10. drew's step dad jimmy
    11:07 pm May 31, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts take a kevlar vest if your near collins ave and try to avoid the lead flying!!!