It must be good to be Jordan Aumiller. He is the starting Tight End for the Cats, is one of the top students on the team and has flowing locks that even “River Runs Through It” Brad Pitt would envy. But according to Coach Greg Nord, Aumiller is a winner in other ways too:
“He’s a winner,” said Greg Nord, his position coach. “The guy’s got a great grade-point average, got the prettiest girlfriend on campus. Everything about him is a winner. He projects that attitude.”
After doing a bit of research, the KSR staff has found a picture of this “prettiest girlfriend on campus.” I am not sure what Nord is talking about, but I just dont see it.