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Johnny Football’s haircut should win the Heisman

If I were voting for the Heisman trophy today, I would vote Johnny Manziel second; Johnny Manziel’s haircut first. The young chap known as Johnny Football visited the barber shop for a new look recently and what he ended up with is nothing short of amazing.

Have a look at it in this video from Clay Travis.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

16 Comments for Johnny Football’s haircut should win the Heisman



  1. Musehobo
    11:30 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    Yes it’s pretty awesome that a guy can do that with clippers, but its still stupid. This is the kind of stuff 12 year olds do.



  2. 8andcounting
    11:41 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    Worst looking haircut of all time. Great, you can make hair pictures. Too bad they look worse than Dennis Rodman’s and Carrottop’s hair put together.



  3. bigbluebear
    11:42 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t think that is Johnny Manziel



  4. duh
    11:44 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    that is 100% not Johnny Manziel



  5. schwing
    11:47 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    100% stupid. why do people do this?



  6. Crow
    11:48 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    LOL. From a thread at The Paddock:

    “What do you expect from the TMZ browsing Applebee’s groupies that frequent KSR? It’s nothing but a playpen for wannabe frat boys, pimply faced teeny boppers that wet themselves sucking up to what they think are frat boys, and 30+ year old dudes that can’t let go of the frat boy days and still walk around in togas toting bongs while wearing sunglasses on top of their heads. Yeah, those guys. Hell that Franklin kid looks like John Belushi’s ripped off a handful of Tony Curtis’ ass hair and crapped him out on the set of Animal House dimples and all then coifed him atop the head with Tony’s pungent curly locks. They still point at each other from their untucked shirts covering their burgeoning beer belly starter kits and quickly drop their sunglasses down onto their noses just so they can peer over top and exaggerate their disheveled jeans just like they saw in a 1980 Molly Ringwald movie.

    There is nothing original about the place. It’s a caricature of pop college culture only not that deep. A cheap Chinese rip-off of an already generic offering. A Borg version assimilated from familiar stereotypes and portioned out in comic sans ms font. You can almost see the threads winking at each other. “Aren’t we clever” they seem to assure themselves. Like that big group of teenagers flocking together in Wal-Mart trying to attract attention to themselves in big smiling waves of pointless little grinning small talk. Fully unaware that all they’re actually accomplishing is to annoy the shit out of everyone else, but they’re at least smart enough to get in the way of something you want, and for that they owe their flickering little moments of fame.”



  7. Scotty Sharp
    11:51 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    Dude receiving the cut doesn’t even look remotely close to Johnny Football lol



  8. ummmmmm
    11:54 am November 29, 2012 Permalink

    Um yeah… That’s not Johnny Manziel! Why would he want that on his own head? Seriously, why come out and say “The young chap known as Johnny Football visited the barber shop for a new look recently and what he ended up with is nothing short of amazing.” when it clearly would have taken less that a minute to find out that’s not Johnny Manziel?



  9. jaaaaayyyyyyy
    12:01 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t know which is worse, getting someone else’s image carved into your head, or your own image. Needless to say, the only person who should get any credit, if any credit is due, is the dude actually doing the cutting and painting. All said and done, I like the concept of these hairstyles… It’s pretty damn expressive and creative.



  10. Anthony
    12:26 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    By nothing short of amazing you mean, nothing short of amazing if you are 14, right?



  11. RealCatsFan
    12:26 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    What did they use for the white outlines, some kind of makeup? Maybe Nerlens can get some of that to make the “UK” show up better in his haircut.



  12. Brock
    1:41 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    I think I need to reconsider Louisville fans’ ranking on the good taste poll.



  13. old_school
    2:01 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    If that’s truly Manziel – it’s the epitomy of arrogance.
    If it’s not Manziel – it’s the epitomy of stupid.

    Barber has talent though and kid getting haircut has got to find a more practical way to spend his money.



  14. bigblue#9
    2:25 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    That is not Johnny Manziel. Manziel should, however, win the hiesman trophy hands down. Guy is a complete stud for A&M under their first year in the toughest conference in the SEC and he’s a true freshman! That’s crazy



  15. Cayt
    6:49 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    14 – Agreed with you, except he’s a redshit frosh



  16. Cayt
    6:50 pm November 29, 2012 Permalink

    Redshirt* haha