A bit of troubling news out of the Wizards pre-season camp, as John Wall left practice with a cut over his eye. Now I didn’t actually read the article, but I think it’s safe to assume that the cut came from a rookie hazing knife fight with Gilbert Arenas. Thankfully, Walls quickness allowed for him to escape with only a cut over his eye, all the while finding a way to disarm Gilbert without actually hurting him. This will forge an unlikely bond between the two, one that will inspire a team and a nation as it carries them all the way to Miami’s American Airlines Arena, where LeBron has planted guns in Agent Zero’s locker, getting him suspended from the series. John Wall will silently nod as Arenas is being lead away in cuffs, wiping off one single tear before dropping 82 on the Heat to take his team to the Finals.
Or you know, something like that.
Really, the only troubling part of this article was the reminder that Flip Saunders is the coach of the Wizards. Yeesh. Good luck guys.