Joakim Noah Went Back In Time And Stole My Glasses From Me When I Was 12-Years-Old By The Fake Gimel Martinez | June 12, 2009 | 5:55pm | 20 Image from Don Chavez dot com. Stop doing this Joakim. Your sillyness is causing me to hate you less. Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at Aseaofblue.com and firebilly.com, so go there when I start coasting here.