James Coley’s Twitter is intense and hilarious
The background of Coley’s Twitter page: “Psy-COLEY-gy!!!!”
Sometime over the next few days, we expect to hear if Florida State offensive coordinator James Coley accepts Mark Stoops’ offer to be the next OC at Kentucky. We already know Coley is an excellent recruiter with a fantastic head of hair, but did you know that awesomeness carries over to his Twitter account?
Coley’s Twitter is notoriously intense and hilarious. Deadspin profiled it back in 2009, but here are a few recent, hardcore examples:
Chop or be CHOPPED!
— James Coley (@CoachColey) January 29, 2012
Planes, Trains, Automobiles! HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE…..
— James Coley (@CoachColey) April 30, 2011
FEAR THE >———>
— James Coley (@CoachColey) January 18, 2012
(That’s supposed to be a spear)
I hate play by play updates on twitter. Games on TV dudes! Go Noles!!!!!! Beat Duke!
— James Coley (@CoachColey) January 21, 2012
It’s NONSTOP, ALLDAY!!!!
— James Coley (@CoachColey) May 25, 2012
OWN the DAY! Spear It!!!!
— James Coley (@CoachColey) July 14, 2011
If you got eyes, look at me..,.,,. Weezy voice!!!!!!!!!
— James Coley (@CoachColey) May 11, 2011
Tweet Beat says give this man whatever he wants!!!!! (punctuation COLEY STYLE!!!!)
20 Comments for James Coley’s Twitter is intense and hilarious
Sign him up
“Coley Moley!”
This guy could be awesome!!!! Like watching a whale swallow a bear that’s eat a salmon!!!! Old Spice!!!!
Do all the staff here at KSR just lurk GYERO all day and steal their material?
We gotta get this guy somehow.
coley sounds like a cool dude funny too
4 you mad bro? If that is what you did, KSR, thank you. I prefer a one-stop shop for UK-related news.
Sarah Conner? Coley is the Terminator’s brother
Have a Coley and a smile!
Why would he leave Florida State to come wallow in obscurity and have to deal with you toothless, cousin-raping, racists?
Delusion knows no limits.
hey cut paste and copy something I come to this site cause I dont have the time and resources to look it up myself. Hook a brother up.
#10 dont be jeolous cause you are the ugly cousin
whats the matter #10 bull got ur tounge
Hey #10 Have you ever been to Lexington? The only people we see with no teeth are the stupid a%$es who make stupid comments on this blog!! Dude get a life……
#10- I have a STRONG suspicion that Auburn has left you a little butt-hurt this morning….HAHAHA. Don’t cry little guy.
#10 gator got ur granny or is the entire gator team cuz
Fear the 8=======>
Love the intensity hope he brrrrrrrrr ings it here( Archie Goodwin Twitter reference) Go Cats
Post on RR says Cordero reported on twitter that Elliot’s been offered DC.
4) This blog posts stuff relevant to UK football. Doesn’t all have to original, chief.