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It’s your boy Big Jorts!

Holla at ya boy!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

30 Comments for It’s your boy Big Jorts!



  1. uk
    2:07 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    FIRST, put your 3 goggles up because UK is about to make it 3 in a row vs the cards



  2. Tim Tebow
    2:07 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    First



  3. Whoofarted
    2:08 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Big jorts is making the big bucks #pointblankperiod



  4. Billy Clyde
    2:12 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    If it wasn’t for me Jorts wouldn’t have been at UK. *cheeky grin*



  5. big grizz
    2:15 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Man, he’s awesome.



  6. notjohnclay
    2:15 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    inspriational.



  7. Al Gore's interwebnetwebthingy
    2:16 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    #4…If it wasn’t for me, Jorts wouldn’t have been a big hit on KSR….



  8. uk
    2:21 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    BIG RED ARMAGEDDON:
    1. Belk bowl beat down
    2. Big East opener LOSS
    3. Beaten by Cals Cats for the 3rd year in a row!



  9. JimmyMack
    2:23 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    disturbing and funny all at the same time.



  10. Thatguy
    2:28 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    How do I enter the KSR iPad giveaway?



  11. lol
    2:36 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=17674 The “fan’s” posts about Jorts in the old article are pretty funny.

    “How is this interesting? Harrelson should be playing for Saint Louis or some other mid tier team. The guy has zero talent and will get eaten alive by athletic 4s. Why is he wasting a scholarship with this “bum”?”

    “Berea College is looking for a few good men Josh!”

    “Big and slow with no defensive skills…you’re right Jorts you can play the dribble drive system.”

    lol



  12. Space between John Hods jersey and chest
    2:55 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    This made my day!! Jorts for president!



  13. Yates
    3:00 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts, not ranked out of HS – Played for Calipari – 2nd round NBA draft pick

    Sammardo Samuels top 3 player out of HS – played for Pitino – NOT DRAFTED

    Terrence Jennings – 5 star out of HS – played for Pitino – NOT DRAFTED



  14. catlanta
    3:03 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    “New Jorts City”?? classic.



  15. KW
    3:09 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Selfish.



  16. Hendrix
    3:21 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    I like what #13 gotta say.



  17. nolablue
    3:31 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Why’s he wearing #45? ***confused***



  18. Natedog
    3:59 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    11. Nice link. Just shows how great Cal is at developing talent.



  19. Bulldawg
    4:18 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Morgan Newton?

    HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! BIG JORTS!!!! BBN loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  20. Sack Boy
    4:20 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Hope you get more playing time tonight in LA.Game’s on TNT can’t wait.



  21. AylortheImpaler
    4:50 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Love that guy.



  22. kdog
    5:01 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Patrick Ewing???



  23. Joe Dennison
    5:22 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts is THE MAN.



  24. Billy G
    6:37 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    If I was still coach I would have made him transfer to Asbury College with my boy Dakotah.



  25. Spike Lee
    6:55 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    God, that was embarrassing.



  26. bballdoc
    8:19 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    This guy is the greatest. GO JOSH!



  27. LuvDaCats
    9:31 pm December 29, 2011 Permalink

    Stupid stuff like that is the reason I live Jorts!



  28. Cady
    2:16 am December 30, 2011 Permalink

    Cal is an ultimate recruiter…obv he didnt recruit JORTS…but still luv that SOB…he is outta control..MONKEY FACE BITCH



  29. Robert Sutherland
    7:01 am December 30, 2011 Permalink

    As a Kentucky Fan and any Fan of Basketball should feel the same – We are so Proud of Jorts for achieving your goals and accomplishments. You are a great example of the rule “Given the Opportunity a determined person can achieve”…and you did it All

    Thanks Jorts for being YOU…



  30. Louisville Doesn't Exist
    12:07 pm December 30, 2011 Permalink

    To #17, that’s the jersey the team gave him when he first arrived in New York to signify that he was the 45th draft pick. He won’t play in the number.