This is by Tomlin even though I posted it:
KSR is currently the midst of May Internet Sweeps Week, generally considered a period each year wherein a grab is made for certain demographic groups. As such, Need-to-Know Wednesday has as well been asked by management to make the same push. Please, then, enjoy KSR for Kids!
Did you know that Cotton Nash averaged 8.5 points and 1.2 assists per game during his time at the University of Kentucky? And he doesn’t even know who Justin Bieber is!
Did you know that Ed Davender’s favorite movie of all time is “North by Northwest?” Even though he feels like some of the dialogue between Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint feels a little stilted and forced!
Did you know that Junior Braddy isn’t a “hat guy?”
Unscramble the words — if you can!
M A R K _ K R E S B
Silly Sal: Hey Fred! Why are you playing basketball and carrying that suitcase at the same time?
Funny Fred: Because I always get called for traveling!!!
Keith Gardener. We went to the same high school. I think you went to prom with my sister.
Goofy Gabriel: Hey Alan, want some of my ice cream?
Crazy Cutler: Sure! You know I always love a good scoop!!!
Q: How do you secure a Rob Door?
A: With a Rob Locke!
Smiling Sue: Gus, why are you always so sad?
Grumpy Gus: Because I know eventually we all are going to die, and I don’t feel like I’ve ever truly “lived.”
There you go, folks. Wasn’t that “krunk?” or “off the chain?” Just a little something different for sweeps week. But now my “phone’s blowing up,” so back to more adult stuff now, and I’ll talk to you again next week. Until then, friends.