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At my university, we think about the enviroment. We recycle the ad campaigns of others into this wonderful, “Kentucky’s Next Great University” campaign. With this reprocessed marketing, we will be saving up to $5000 in energy costs this year alone.

At my university, we have been selected as a Consumer Digest Best Buy, which puts in in the prestigious company as the Kia Sedona and the Weil-McLain Ultra Oil Boiler.

At my university, we welcome all forms of artistic celebration:

louisville tailgate pole dancing

We also welcome tips in the trash can.

At my university, we believe in freedom of expression. We do ask that you don’t speak ill of Jane Fonda on your personal MySpace blog. If U. S. District Court rules that my university should reinstate you, my university will appeal.

My university will continue to mock another university’s legal issues with their former basketball coach.

My university is ready to move on.

At my university, football success is easy to achieve. We combine a tough conference slate with a fully-talented team with an amazing coaching staff and a passionate, never-say-die fanbase.

My university is the definitely the university you’re thinking of.


Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at and, so go there when I start coasting here.