Change is coming to DC, folks, and it wears an arm sleeve! The Washington Wizards won the NBA Draft lottery tonight and, presumably, the rights to John Wall. Though she didn’t rip open her top to reveal a Wall jersey like Danny Granger had promised to do, Irene Polin wore her late husband’s lucky championship ring, which proved to be enough to earn the rights to UK’s point guard. Mr. Wall, just remember that the numbers run north and south and the states go east and west. Or maybe it’s the other way around. I’m sure your driver can figure it out.
Meanwhile, DeMarcus Cousins appears to now be headed to either New Jersey at #3 or Minnesota at #4, though I wouldn’t completely count out Philly at #2 either. I love this game!