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It’s a Vinny Zollo kind of day. (Friday Show Thread)

You know we’re struggling for news and topics when Vinny Zollo is the headliner for the show. Today, we’ll talk about Vinny “YOLO” Zollo’s transfer, plus our usual Friday nonsense.

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341 Comments for It’s a Vinny Zollo kind of day. (Friday Show Thread)



  1. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:03 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, Phillip Phillips made the finals of American Idol last night. Beisner will be so happy!



  2. Jeff Garlin
    10:06 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Who would win in a game of one on one, Jarrod Polson or Vinny Zollo?



  3. paulprp
    10:06 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Happy Birthday to Superfly Jimmy Snuka



  4. Question?
    10:08 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    What is Shannon the Dudes Twitter handle?



  5. hehateuk
    10:08 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    There is no need to start the news with a murder in the west end, thats not news. call me when someone doesnt get killed in the west end…now thats a story



  6. Jax Teller
    10:09 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    At my wife’s grandfathers funeral, not only did somebody not pull over, but they cut in the middle of the procession to turn right as the procession was going straight.



  7. BlueVoodoo
    10:10 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Typical Highlands behavior…….rude, crude and coarse. Glad to be the hell out of there!!!!



  8. Tommy NKY
    10:10 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Must have been an Indiana driver



  9. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    6…WPD would have taken that jerk to jail…Pronto…



  10. UK_JB
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I got flipped off this morning too because I was driving 35 in a 25 in the neighborhood streets in Lexington as she was passing other cars.



  11. Birddog
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    City Folk!!



  12. BlueVoodoo
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    More politeness and civility in the EA$T end. Move Matt.



  13. RIP
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    When my grandfather died about 10 years ago people pulled over in Lousville, but I noticed it was in areas like J-Town etc. Some people actually pulled over and got out. Ever since then I have pulled over, or if I am walking I stop.



  14. hehateuk
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Dont pull over. whats the hurry to get burried. wait in traffic like everyone else



  15. Head Bussa
    10:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Lived here my whole life. You are expected to pull over. Some people won’t do it though if they gotta get somewhere.



  16. BlueFins
    10:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    You know they have no manners in Louisville, plus they are always killing each other. So they are much like NYC in that respect.



  17. SeoulCat
    10:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, Kentucky is one of five states that grants right-of-way to funeral processions. That’s traffic law.



  18. Jennifer
    10:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I hope he gets gangrene of the finger.



  19. Kelly
    10:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I am also from a real small town in Eastern Kentucky. When my grandfather died and we were on the way to the graveyard, every car on the opposite side of the road pulled completely off the road and waited for us to pass. There was no actual need for them to get off the road, but they did and I remember taking note of that and just appreciating that these strangers had taken the time to pull completely off the road and stop for the funeral procession. Yes, small town Kentucky still does this. I am truly offended that someone honked and flipped you off while you were trying to be respectful. Just sad.



  20. census_cat
    10:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    My wife’s grandfather died in Dyersburg, TN. He was a WWII veteran and well known in town. During the funeral procession every car pulled over and some construction workers put thier hard hats over their hearts and some saluted or clapped.



  21. Birddog
    10:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    and take your hat off!



  22. hehateuk
    10:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Drew the employee is socially akward



  23. AT WORK
    10:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    i would stop, i’ve been with my parents on the sidewalk and we stop, my dad removed his cap (UK of course), until the procession is past us,



  24. HugoCabrera
    10:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    2 lane non-divided road, you always pull over.

    Divided, 2 or 4 lane road, not necessary.



  25. Jeff Garlin
    10:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    17. Fun fact of the day!



  26. Al's IndiCats
    10:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I guess with all that happened in Louisville yesterday you’re lucky he didn’t shoot at you!



  27. REAL BLY
    10:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    KSR is now a Louisville traffic station



  28. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Modern day Eleanor Rigby



  29. 502Cat
    10:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    You’re surprised that people dont pull for funerals after the classyness we saw yesterday in the west end?



  30. Jeff Garlin
    10:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, if you only had Ryan Lemmond with you!



  31. JayCee
    10:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    red foam



  32. UK_JB
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Looks like I am going to Sheep contest tomorrow! Who is going?

    Couldn’t they just add milk to the red fountain?



  33. BlueVoodoo
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Everyone needs to urinate in the fountain to neutralize the dye.



  34. REAL BLY
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    drain it 50%….add 50% tap water….fixed!!!



  35. Billy Clyde
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Get the eff out of the way next time matt i dont have time to wait!!!



  36. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Yellow + Red = Pink. I know what we all need to do.



  37. GummyBear
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve lived in Louisville my whole life and YES you are still expected to pull over for funeral prcessions. It’s not just to pay respect but also to keep from breaking up the procession. That guy was just a jerk.



  38. DrSayre
    10:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, Bob Ross is dead



  39. Rick
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I think it is just an example of society today, and you see the change in cities first. I grew up in louisville and was taught to pull over for funeral procession. Maybe it is taught differently between race or age? not right either way.



  40. Backspacer
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Isn’t it a law in the state of KY to pull over??



  41. gr8ness
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Yes, pull over Louisville. Matt needs to understand, the rude driver was on his way to the free cheese line.

    Today with every block of cheese you get a free UofL flat bill cap.



  42. Michael Wise
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’m from Campbellsville but now live in Norfolk,VA. I worked for a funeral home for a while here and was surprised when people here don’t pull over for funerals.



  43. BigRush
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I thought funerals had a cop leading the way… You always pull over for the cop



  44. RYNO
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    So there’s no white liquid that they could add to the fountain to make it pink? How’d they expect to make it pink in the first place then? To make pink, you have to have white. It’s the laws of nature.



  45. TylerF
    10:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I stopped for a funeral procession that was going down Broadway in Lexington the other day. No one else pulled over, some slowed down a bit but didn’t stop. Maybe it is just us small town people(Lewisport, KY).



  46. Cincy via Ashland
    10:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Here in Cincinnati I’ve seen it go both ways. Most the time on the highway people will let them pass but not completely pull over, but they still go through redlights on the main streets, there people pull over.



  47. DrSayre
    10:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, if fake Randy Savage calls in, let him talk. Sunday is National Talk Like Randy Savage Day!



  48. Me2
    10:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Yep, yielding to a funeral procession is the law in ky. Adds 4 points to your license if convicted.



  49. Chris
    10:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Man I miss MKG here is a great behind the scenes of him working out to prepare for the NBA http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/sam_amick/05/16/draft.prospects/index.html

    I work on High St in Lexington and there are funerals that go by my office every day or so and it seems everyone stops for funeral processions.

    On a funnier note to get away from funerals I heard Ryan took his dog to the sheep dog trials to see if they can train it to attack homeless people.



  50. KnGJr24
    10:18 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I believe pulling off to the side of the road use to be a law in the early days. Cars pulled to the side of the road and shut off engine as the horse drawn carriage was allowed to have the narrow road when someone died.

    Now some people continue it as respect for the deceased. I always pull to the side of the road, if I didnt I would be afraid my grandmother would come from the dead and slap me a good one for not being respectful!



  51. Al's IndiCats
    10:18 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Common courtesy, you pull over, if walking put hand over your heart. If Military and you’re a veteran, you Salute!



  52. JayCee
    10:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    New KSR game. Drew drives his car to the west end with a single box of ammo in any random caliber. First person to find him AND have the right weapon for the ammo gets to fight their way back to WKJK to claim their t-shirt.



  53. UKfanFelicia
    10:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    There are times even in a small town people don’t stop or pull over for funerals persesions



  54. Mike
    10:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt and the boys continuing to show their almost total lack of knowledge of music more than a couple years old.



  55. Eric
    10:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, I’m glad you brought the topic up about funerals. It makes me so mad when people don’t pull over. I was driving to Mt. Washington from Fern creek and came up on a funeral. I noticed people passing the funeral so I drove up to the last car in the funeral and stayed the same speed so no one could pass. Needless to say everyone behind me were mad.



  56. RIP
    10:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I actually take my hat off to eat, and how about the jerks who leave their hats on during the national anthem…



  57. Jeff Garlin
    10:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Louisville isn’t Maybery, Matt.



  58. Marko
    10:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    We may have to “pull over” for Uk football after this season and Joker.



  59. REAL BLY
    10:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    36- Yellow plus red is orange Boss….



  60. BigAl
    10:21 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Matt, On the actors that don’t get girls, how about Danny Divito. His wife is the ugly woman from Cheers!
    I bet he doesn’t get any women.



  61. BigBlueB
    10:21 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, in Lexington drivers not only pull over but sometimes will stop in the middle of the road if they can’t pull over.



  62. Mike
    10:21 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    We will still have plenty of spots. At least 5, probably more.



  63. REAL BLY
    10:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Im on UofL basketball scholarship and I don’t even go to school there……



  64. 502Cat
    10:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    52: LOL!



  65. Roster
    10:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Could someone list next years roster and projected starting 5, my head has been spinning with this recruitment season and de-commits, transfers etc.



  66. KnGJr24
    10:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Fo Shizzle my Sizzle I would add Mondrizzle to the roster. We need one more mid-player.



  67. SeoulCat
    10:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Question: Would Lemond pull over if the funeral procession were for a homeless person? Hmmm….



  68. J in Orlando
    10:23 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If Montrezl wants to gain draft status after school he goes to UK…If his goals after graduation are to make appearances at events where you are accosted by zombies, UL is the obvious choice…



  69. 502Cat
    10:23 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    The t-shirt says: I fought my way out of the west end and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.



  70. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:23 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    When recruits have other schools besides UK listed as potentials I take it as an insult. Those other schools are trash and should not even be mentioned in same breath as Kentucky. All recruits should first desire to go to UK, then receive an offer, and then fax the letter of intent the same day.



  71. kittiecat
    10:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    What makes this worse, is that Louisville was designated as one of the top most compassionate cities in the world. I guess we need to look at that a little closer.



  72. Al's IndiCats
    10:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    That guy that flipped you off will probably put his parents in a nursing home in Podunk Michagan with no heat.



  73. Mike
    10:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I thought Andy Rooney was dead.



  74. hehateuk
    10:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    It’s the families fault for scheduling a funeral during rush hour. jackie chan is disapointed



  75. lldjr
    10:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    True Kentuckians should also take their hat off for My Old KY Home.



  76. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Drivers should pull over for funeral processions, but barrel through parades. I hate parades.



  77. Adam
    10:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I was on Dixie highway heading to Ellis and Badenhausen and there was a funeral procession coming toward me. They were in the far right lane and there were people flying by them in the left lane. It’s troubling how disrespectful some people can be.



  78. Inspector Underwear
    10:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’m from Louisville and I have never heard of pulling over for a Funeral procession. I like Lisa, have heard that it is against the law to cut THROUGH a Funeral.



  79. Jax Teller
    10:26 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If the people of Louisville stopped for every funeral, there would just be cars pulled over on the side of the road for days.



  80. Bell Spring
    10:26 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    My office window looks out over the main street in our town and I see several funerals pass by each week. I always stop what I’m doing, stand up and take a moment to think about that person, their family and friends. And be grateful to be alive!



  81. HugoCabrera
    10:26 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Montrezl is a solid, big body to bring tough D/rebounding/physicality. He’s a good fit on 2012 AND 2013 and I’m 100% supportive of adding him. Regardless of future recruiting, he always has a role for UK.



  82. JayCee
    10:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Jax- I typed out the exact same joke and then didn’t post it. Props on the cojones.



  83. J in Orlando
    10:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If Montrezl wants to buy his own t-shirts after graduation, he will go to UL or UF…But I have a feeling he has his eyes on the free t-shirts courtesy of KSR



  84. Mike
    10:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Dixie Highway is six lanes wide in that area, plus a median. People shouldn’t be stopping.



  85. cats1068
    10:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Pulling over for funeral processions? Heck people don’t even want to pull over for police, fire and ambulances these days. To a lot of drivers, it’s their world and we’re just living in it.



  86. KnGJr24
    10:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    My opinion for the starting five next season.

    PG- Ryan Harrow, SG- Archie Goodwin, SF- Alex Poythress, PF- Kyle Wiltjer, C- Nerlen Noel

    6th man- Julius Mays and Willie Cauley-Stein



  87. Bob
    10:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If you T-Bone a funeral procession you should forever have the nickname T-bone.



  88. chris
    10:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Vanitti has to get home to paint that damn lime green living room



  89. Mr5Below
    10:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    When my father passed away there were people here from Fla, Chicago, and a couple other states. My father was burried in Hebbardsville Ky. The out of town guest talked so much about how people pulled over and men removed there hats as the body passed on the road!



  90. KingTut
    10:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!!!



  91. Jax Teller
    10:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I hacked Coach Cal’s VM, found this: “We just got beat down by 19 — Hey Cal, and this is Riiilleeyy. Here’s my number, so call me, maybe?”



  92. RYNO
    10:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Is that Tony Vanetti or Tony Sparano in studio?



  93. UKFanInCincy
    10:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, Have you watched any of the Heat / Pacers series?

    The Pacers have been the most complete team. They will win the series in 6.



  94. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Am I the only one who actually like Vanetti? I think him and Matt together make the show much better than it already is.



  95. J in Orlando
    10:30 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Is it me or has Vanetti gotten very smarmy since he was snipped of his manhood?



  96. J in Orlando
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    91 lol please, I just got that $$#^#% song out of my head!!



  97. BlueFins
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    What’s curious about UL fans hoping that Cal leaves UK is the fact that they are all but admitting that their team and coach cannot compete with UK.



  98. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Vanetti’s swag knows no bounds.



  99. Jax Teller
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    JayCee – Great minds think alike, even though it was an obvious joke. I had to post it twice because the first one is “awaiting moderation”



  100. Patty
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I had to call an ambulance to my house recently. When they got here they said one of my neighbors flipped them off because said neighbor had to pull over, never mind not pulling over for a funeral procession! EMT’s said it happens all the time.



  101. cats1068
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Vanetti is pretty good but at the end of the day he’s still a U of L guy.



  102. SeoulCat
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If Vanetti pulls that stunt in the funeral procession of one of my family member’s, he’ll be the next one we bury.



  103. SeoulCat
    10:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    *members



  104. test
    10:32 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    test



  105. BigRush
    10:32 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    By the way. Drew Franklin has been hanging out at Gerstles hitting in my girlfriend. UK fans don’t hit on other UK fans girls. Respect



  106. RYNO
    10:32 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    94) No. I like it when he comes on too. It’s a funny combo. The first time I saw Matt and Tony, it was on a late night cable show hosted by Vanetti. He’d have Matt on pretty regularly. Anyone remember the name of that show? Louisville Sports Beat or something.



  107. 502Cat
    10:33 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I like Vanetti too. I especially like him when Matt gets him frustrated!



  108. Hoss_Cat
    10:33 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    a



  109. RYNO
    10:33 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    b



  110. Amy
    10:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I love Phillip. Whew!



  111. Adam
    10:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    84 I was still way down Dixie where it is two lanes. It doesn’t matter how wide Dixie is people should show respect. I would understand if it was I-65 but its Dixie Highway.



  112. Drew Franklin
    10:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    105. — I’ve been to Gerstles twice in my life. You sure?



  113. Hoss_Cat
    10:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    wow, i wish louisville would move to next to cinci. twin sh1tholes!



  114. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Phillip serves as a ‘fluffer’ for my wife. It’s sad, but I take what I can get!



  115. KYSenior12
    10:36 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    The fountain across from DeSha’s is pink but the big fountain in the back in front of Rupp is still blood red.



  116. Icemoneyfresh
    10:36 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    At night it doesn’t look as bad because the lights in the fountain are on and it lightens it up.



  117. Hoss_Cat
    10:38 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I probably shouldn’t say this, but there was probably a young boy keepin him from pullin over lol



  118. Jax Teller
    10:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    After that last caller, I’m picturing Vanetti cutting in and dropping the sign of the cross out his window for everyone to see. That way everyone knows he isn’t being disrespectful, he’s just trying to make the booty shakin’ contest on time.



  119. Hootie
    10:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I attended a funeral in Louisville last fall and a woman actually forced her way into the procession while everyone was stopped at a red light. She was honking and waving her arms around. It made me so angry that I got out of the car, walked up to her car and said “Lady, you are pushing your way into a funeral procession”. She said she had to get to a hair appointment.



  120. Gomer
    10:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Citizens Arrayest!



  121. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Vanetti’s going to be fine in jail. He’ll be the guy that can get you cigarettes.



  122. Southender
    10:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    They definitely pull over in the South End of Louisville. I never heard of not pulling over actually.



  123. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    10:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Louisville drivers during funerals drive like Otis from Mayberry….”VRRMM,VRRMM Out of my way Sunday drivers… “



  124. Brandon
    10:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    http://www.lrc.ky.gov/krs/189-00/378.PDF

    KY funeral procession law.



  125. Head Bussa
    10:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I would have flipped you off too if you stopped on the side of the road the procession wasn’t going through.



  126. Adam
    10:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    We pull over in Bowling Green. Oncoming traffic, four lanes, whatever…we’re pulling over.



  127. Gomer
    10:41 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If you don’t say it like me, you can’t make a citzens arrest.



  128. cats1068
    10:41 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    The Fayette Co Sheriff’s Dept. does funeral police escorts here in Lexington.



  129. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:41 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Alter Boy jokes in 3…2…1…



  130. Mike
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, you aren’t ALLOWING them to pass. They are on the other side of the road. You shouldn’t stop.



  131. Hoss_Cat
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    lmao vanetti is pretty dang funny



  132. JayCee
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    wow. Guilty conscience much, Tony?



  133. REAL BLY
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    NEVER HAVE VANETTI ON AGAIN….EVER!!!!



  134. Jax Teller
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    HAHA, that was great.



  135. HypoTheLlamas
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    He was an alter boy? dang….



  136. Al's IndiCats
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    That’s HILARIOUS!



  137. Hoss_Cat
    10:42 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    i’m from eastern ky, but that was funny right there lol



  138. Head Bussa
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    That was a classic rant by Vanetti.



  139. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I just emailed my estate lawyer. According to my last will and testament, 80’s Tony Vanetti will now be in my funeral procession.



  140. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Vanetti knows drugs…



  141. Hoss_Cat
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    LMAO FAKE PETE SAMPRASS.

    Maybe that guy didn’t get the memo that you’re supposed to try and talk like the person you’re imitating.



  142. RYNO
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    This guy does, “Fake Pete Sampras” to perfection



  143. Those SPD guys
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Mr. Its Just Lunch:

    We were informed yesterday that a co-worker has a conway twitty 8track, thought maybe you would be interested in giving it a listen



  144. BrowDown
    10:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    In a rural town I always pull over. In big cities on a 4+ lane road with a 15 foot divider, I only stop if they’re crossing traffic. I’m a timed narcotics courier so I can’t afford to sit on the side of the road for a oncoming funeral. I’ll always stop and allow them to pass if they come up behind me.



  145. Jax Teller
    10:44 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    We either just heard from the only UK tennis super-fan, or Eric Quigly himself.



  146. lane taylor
    10:44 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve lived in Louisville for most of my life and have never been in a funeral line that was not cut into by others, however I too lived in Hazard for four years and down there its completely different. Everyone on either side of the street pulled over including two semis, people can say what they want about the south eastern part of the state being “backwards” “rednecks” but they are and always will be more respectful to certain ethical rules.



  147. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:45 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Fake Pete Sampras just lived up to his name. I can’t tell you anything he just said because I blacked out from boredom. Please tell me he threatened to teabag something.



  148. Hoss_Cat
    10:45 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Nino Brown should on the money show coming up.



  149. cats1068
    10:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    UK softball plays Michigan today at 4:30 on ESPN2



  150. REAL BLY
    10:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    FIRE MITCH BARNHART TODAY!!! IF WE ARE NOT FIRST IN ATHLETICS….WE’RE LAST!!!



  151. ACassady
    10:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Just realized we wont be able to hear from fake Randy Savage since his talk like Savage day is on Sunday! 🙁



  152. BigRush
    10:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    You were at gerstles or Molly’s on Saturday. Respect



  153. KC
    10:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt,

    UNC is also in the Sweet 16 of Tennis. They would need to lose as well.



  154. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I would not pull over for Fake Pete Sampras’ funeral procession.



  155. JayCee
    10:47 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I liked the part where the one UK tennis fan made such a stink about interjecting sports into a sports show, then failed to produce anything other than remedial info on his own subject.

    That was cool.



  156. Hoss_Cat
    10:47 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    i’m picturin naked ho_s sortin crack every time i heard that money song lol



  157. Hoss_Cat
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    cross my heart



  158. Amy
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matthew! Who knew you sang so well?! I liked it!



  159. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    “Check Yes or No”



  160. That's Live Action!!
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Here’s the UK Athletics schedule for today:
    4:00pm – Men’s Tennis vs. Stanford
    4:30pm – Softball vs. Michigan
    8:00pm – Baseball vs. Miss. St.

    Big weekend in the quest for the Cup!



  161. Hoss_Cat
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    “If I know me” is awesome



  162. HugoCabrera
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Haha the “ageless” (and also dead) Dick Clark. Pure Country – I Cross My Heart



  163. Ardvark
    10:48 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    George Strait is like Dick Clark? O_o so George Strait is dead too?



  164. cats1068
    10:49 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Vanetti calling eastern KY people pill poppers is hilarious considering he was into the rock n roll drug scene in the 90’s. Pot meet kettle



  165. BlueFins
    10:49 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’m no psychiatrist, but it seems to me that Vanetti is acting out to repress a memory he had as a young boy in the church.



  166. HugoCabrera
    10:49 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Someone tell Drew Franklin they stopped making Crystal Pepsi



  167. Hoss_Cat
    10:49 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    “The Fireman” is great! I made up a song years ago based off of it called “The Catman” cuz i catfished all the time. All my friends loved it lol



  168. RYNO
    10:49 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    154) But several of the UNC tennis players “aced” (barum-bum) Julius Nyang’oro’s Afro-American Studies.

    BTW- The Orange-Chatham District Attorney has requested the SBI (State Bureau of Investigation) to look into the academic fraud case in Chapel Hill. Still not news on ESPN-Stink.



  169. KSR1080Fan
    10:50 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    My culturally-correct fix for the David statue at 21c
    http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/DuaneV/DavidWithTheKramer.jpg



  170. cats1068
    10:50 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, I go by Rivals.com. ESPN’s rankings are a joke.



  171. Icemoneyfresh
    10:50 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, when are you gonna have Keyla and her greatness on the show.



  172. JayCee
    10:50 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Montrizzle is UL’s to lose. I just read he’s an NRA member.



  173. Rick
    10:51 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Its Dark Slime, not Black Slime. A russ smith nickname



  174. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:51 am May 18, 2012 Permalink


  175. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:51 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I thought black slime was the stuff in Taco Bell beef that they outlawed.



  176. Rufio
    10:51 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    who do we think Montrezl will play before Willie Cauley? Willie is ranked about 50 spots higher than Montrezl in all of the major rankings.



  177. Jax Teller
    10:52 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I have to think the crowd at a Funeral Director convention would be pretty dead. Hey-o.



  178. Rob Roy
    10:52 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I am a life long Wildcat fan living in Alabama where funeral homes place “Slow, Death in Family” signs in neighborhoods of the deceased. I also saw the same type of signs in Georgia as well. Only in the south!?!



  179. Hoss_Cat
    10:52 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    #176 LOL FUNNY. That’s pink slime.



  180. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:53 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Best George Stait song – “The Best Day”



  181. HugoCabrera
    10:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Louisville fans gave him the nickname. For sure.



  182. Begley
    10:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Northcutt Funeral Home in Morehead KY sold the casket to John Wayne that he was buried in. They are rare caskets and the fellow that owned the funeral home had 2. He sold one to John Wayne and kept the other to be buried in himself when he passes. Boom!



  183. HypoTheLlamas
    10:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    It gets old hearing people from Louisville talk about small town people like they are the scum of the earth. The elitism that comes from them is ridiculous. We live well in our small towns and many of us would never live in places like Louisville. However, there is no reason to make fun of people simply because of the size of their town.



  184. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    That caller was great – I’m a preacher and a spiritual leader, but also a race car driver that is willing to commit vehicular manslaughter.



  185. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    10:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    178…maybe dying to get in?



  186. HugoCabrera
    10:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    @ RobRoy – Leave out a comma…totally different meaning.



  187. Hoss_Cat
    10:55 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    My little girl and I love us some cwacka bawwel : ) I eat catfish every single time



  188. Johnny M
    10:55 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Speaking of Bob Ross and Happy Trees. On our way to the UK College of Design Beaux Arts Ball.



  189. Johnny M
    10:56 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Speaking of Bob Ross and Happy Trees. On our way to the UK College of Design Beaux Arts Ball.

    http://twitpic.com/9metgx



  190. zack
    10:56 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Who’s the bad ass



  191. Hoss_Cat
    10:56 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Not a smart thing to moron. He could find himself in prison for manslaughter.



  192. Jax Teller
    10:56 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    186 – I guess bet the Crematorium Directors would really be “burning up the dance floor.”



  193. JayCee
    10:57 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    193- doing the bernie



  194. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:57 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    “Less Vanetti, More Rankin” should be a campaign slogan



  195. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    10:58 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    193…Yeah…they urn it…



  196. sherpa derpa
    10:58 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    there should be a citizen’s arrest on vanetti for being a persistant douchebag.



  197. RYNO
    10:59 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    196) I’m laughing so hard, I’m coffin up my breakfast



  198. Nate Seattle
    11:00 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Waterbeds, old people names, and funeral processions. Drew- thanks for bringing the heat to the show on Friday’s.



  199. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:02 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    198…choking on my Ale-8 as we speak…well played Sir…



  200. Head Bussa
    11:04 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    153 — No, that was actually me. I told your dumb girlfriend I was Drew Franklin and she bought it! Tell her I said thanks for the gentle touch.



  201. J in Orlando
    11:04 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Sorry I haven’t been able to get in on the funeral puns today…I woke up too early and I’m not really a mourning person



  202. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:05 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    202…you’re sure not resting in peace now Bro…



  203. The Big Blue Needle
    11:06 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Any chance that Cal gives “King James” a UK National title ring, just so he doesn’t feel like a loser?



  204. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:06 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    202…again well played Sir…



  205. Hoss_Cat
    11:07 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    lmao, tradition is not tradition! to be or not to be



  206. Wayne Rooney
    11:07 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Bono just made $1.5 Billion on the Facebook IPO on a $90 Million Private Equity Investment. WELL DONE!



  207. Marcus Woods
    11:08 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Right now I’m sitting outside of Coach Cal’s office. Coach O and Coach Payne are two of the nicest guys I have ever met. Oh and btw coach call is texting back and forth with Jay-Z right now.



  208. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:08 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    All that I can think of with this Tradition talk is Tevye singing in Fiddler On The Roof.



  209. J in Orlando
    11:08 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    205 thanks man, I’m always down for puns lol



  210. Hoss_Cat
    11:09 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    LMAO LMAO HILARIOUS



  211. JayCee
    11:09 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    BINGO!



  212. Hoss_Cat
    11:09 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I HEARD YA BIZZZATCHH



  213. Head Bussa
    11:10 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard ya beotch!!!!



  214. Travis
    11:10 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I can picture Cal at Orange Leaf with his sweatsuit, eating a bowl of frozen yogurt and writing his blogs with his feet propped-up in the chair. Or maybe he has Rod or Robic typing the blog while Cal just talks and takes pictures with babies and shows-off the trophy.



  215. BlueFins
    11:10 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Louisville Heathen, enough said



  216. JayCee
    11:11 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Man, the city of Louisville is really coming off well today.



  217. Tommy NKY
    11:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    No Dump Button



  218. Head Bussa
    11:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I gotta take a “Dookie” Cobbins.



  219. Hoss_Cat
    11:12 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    No one gives a Sh1t about those players lol



  220. Jax Teller
    11:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, I think you may have misunderstood what she said. She didn’t say there was a player named Dookie, she said the football team plays like Dookie.



  221. PittDaddy
    11:13 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    DREW, when does part 2 of the Taco Bell Diaries come out?



  222. Jax Teller
    11:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    PittDaddy — It just did, Dookie Cobbins.



  223. Head Bussa
    11:14 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I hope the Louisville Heathen calls back!



  224. J in Orlando
    11:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ask Bill Clinton, the last thing you want to do is solve a problem with white water



  225. Hoss_Cat
    11:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Shannon is the NEW BTI. He’s an idiot.

    Milk is the worst idea lol. Man that’d be rank lol. it may as well be blood lol.



  226. JayCee
    11:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    How do these people make it out of bed w/o killing themselves?



  227. RYNO
    11:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Again-
    So there’s no white liquid that they could add to the fountain to make it pink? How’d they expect to make it pink in the first place then? To make pink, you have to have white. It’s the laws of nature.



  228. REAL BLY
    11:15 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    MILK??? Just put my septic tank in it while you are at it!!!!



  229. Hoss_Cat
    11:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    It may not be shannon, the guy who thinks water is white lol



  230. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Just use pink lemonade to make the fountain pink…not rocket science…



  231. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I have this. It’s for the National Championship

    http://casexx.com/DisplayDetailPage.asp?ProductCode=KYNCB



  232. duesky
    11:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    UK pocket knife……..drive to any gas station in Eastern Kentucky.



  233. Hoss_Cat
    11:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Hey lady! Heard of the effin Internet?

    You can get on the dot com and find one of those. doofus



  234. JBazz
    11:16 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Cue Ron Burgundy: It’s so damn hot…milk was a bad choice.



  235. HugoCabrera
    11:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    There is a 127% chance Woody Cherry has a UK pocket knife.



  236. Jax Teller
    11:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t know where to get a pocketknife, but I do know somebody who is really generous with t-shirts.



  237. gasdorf
    11:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    maybe Shannon should carry his waterbed down to the fountains and drain it and see what color we get



  238. Roland
    11:17 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Add milk, make cheese



  239. Hoss_Cat
    11:18 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    a statue with a bottle of OC’s in his hand lmao



  240. BlueFins
    11:18 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe the ref made the cut



  241. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:18 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    225…Ha Ha Ha…



  242. Tradio
    11:18 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt’s just hoping for a call from Ethel and Rusty.



  243. Roland
    11:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Is it HOT in that studio?



  244. David Spade in Black Sheep
    11:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Tell Shannon the Dude I know where you can find white mud, and I’m gonna be the richest man in the world because of it.



  245. Hootie
    11:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Karl Hess mistreats old people and small animals but they let him call games.



  246. PittDaddy
    11:19 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Well played Jax Teller



  247. HugoCabrera
    11:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ref had BBQ sauce, added Jon Short’s milk…and presto meth-O!



  248. JayCee
    11:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    238- hahahaha



  249. Fat Ryan Lemond
    11:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Q: Why did the eastern kentucky HS bball ref go to jail?
    A: he shot the ball during the game.



  250. Hoss_Cat
    11:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    #238 lmao ya that dumba$$ thinks people could fill a waterbed up outside and then bring it indoors lol. the moron finally decided to say that it was tubes that were filled up and brought in, which i’m sure you can do. he’s not very smart



  251. Travis
    11:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I have a custom, hand-made wooden pocket knife with the UK logo on the handle. But it was a gift and one-of-a-kind so I could not donate it. It shouldn’t be that hard to find a UK pocket knife on the Internet or in gas station or small town in KY.



  252. Wayne Rooney
    11:20 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Milk? Why don’t we just breed skunks there…



  253. BigRush
    11:21 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    201 – nah it was drew Franklin. By the way I said gerstles. Not connections head bussa



  254. Head Bussa
    11:21 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I have sympathy for people with painkiller addiction. I do not have sympathy for people who sell drugs of any sort.



  255. Hoss_Cat
    11:21 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    wow, zollo must really suck



  256. JayCee
    11:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I have a UK machete, UK tactical shovel, UK throwing stars and a UK spear… Sorry, no UK pocketknives.



  257. J in Orlando
    11:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ferguson is no longer at FIU…he is “in the draft”



  258. Hoss_Cat
    11:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ferguson is gonna try to go pro overseas cuz his new coach won’t give him a release.



  259. gossie21
    11:22 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Dominique Ferguson declared for the NBA, when Ricky Jr. wouldn’t let him transfer.



  260. Jax Teller
    11:23 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    We would have dominated with that roster. #TeamDomin8tion



  261. J in Orlando
    11:23 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    259…to continue, when he saw a Pitino coming, pulled out faster than, well, you get it…



  262. RYNO
    11:23 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    WKU head coach, Ray Harper remarked after two of his returning starters transferred following his first haf-season, “We’re gonna have to find someone to make some perimeter shots if we expect to win it all next year.”

    Seriously, remember when everyone thought Harper was the second coming of Darren Horn (WKU Horn, not USC Horn)?



  263. Jax Teller
    11:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Has Johnny Short ever said UK was going to lose in ANY sport?



  264. Hoss_Cat
    11:24 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I like kroger guy, but man I can barely stand to listen to him. Takes him 10 minutes to spits out a sentence. Plus the moron actually thinks UK football is gonna win every game.



  265. Hoss_Cat
    11:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Delete my last comment plz. I don’t want him to read that. He’s a good guy



  266. Azubuike's Bicep
    11:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    John Short sounds very excited today.



  267. HugoCabrera
    11:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    A lot of Jon Short 11:00 AM clock-in times. So, he’s bagging and calling. Renaissance man.



  268. Hoss_Cat
    11:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    She wants to get matt in the f-150



  269. JayCee
    11:25 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I picture a grandstand full of old hillbillies gawking at the sheep like most guys gawk at female beach volleyball.



  270. RYNO
    11:26 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    266) He can’t read it because he’s blind anyway. Still a dickish thing to say.



  271. Azubuike's Bicep
    11:26 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    266- You aren’t a good American.



  272. Travis
    11:26 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Johnny got his ears lowered for the big sheep dog contest. Maybe he wants to meet a special lady friend at the contest…they can hold hands, listen to KSR and people watch in the Kroger’s parking lot on Romney Road.



  273. Head Bussa
    11:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    266 — You do know that he has some mental shortcomings don’t you?



  274. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll probably skip Cutler’s day. The rest sounds good.



  275. Hoss_Cat
    11:27 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    #266 It was a dic_ish thing to say. That’s why I asked them to delete it. I like the dude and shouldn’t have said that. You’re right to blast me



  276. Hootie
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    What day is Ryan hosting? I really don’t want his fat ooooozzziiinnngggg through the speakers on my computers.



  277. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    wanna hear cut man go head to head with Vanetti…



  278. 502Cat
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Two people going at it in an F-150 in the cemetary sounds like the beginning of a zombie movie.



  279. DEasy
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Nate calls for sure.



  280. Hoss_Cat
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    #275 no, I wasn’t aware he had any shortcomings



  281. WalkersGoggles
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’m an hour late to the party as I’m listening to the podcast. Regarding pulling over for funerals, my wife is from Chicago and when I was living up there and did that she freaked out wondering what I was doing. She had never heard of something like that.

    I think it’s a small town southern thing.



  282. JayCee
    11:28 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    put the molester dude back on



  283. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I love it that Fake Randy Savage keeps trying to call in, even though Matt never lets him talk. It’s almost becoming a bit for the show.



  284. HugoCabrera
    11:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    This guy gets his recruiting opinions from the same place Drew Franklin gets Bob Ross death news.



  285. J in Orlando
    11:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, if by any chance you are going to gulf shores, email me…I’ll be there this weekend and I’m playing 36 at Kiva Dunes and we only have 3



  286. Wildcat sue
    11:29 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Let drew Franklin host one day!



  287. Wayne Rooney
    11:30 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Can you remove next week from your ratings book? Not kidding, it’s not possible to listen when you are gone. It becomes the Sports Huddle with Criss-Cross….



  288. sherpa derpa
    11:30 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    why can’t shannon and drew the employee just host the show all next week? cutler is awful.



  289. MilNicks
    11:30 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Where is the picture of the guy from yesterday that considers himself attractive? I was looking forward to that.



  290. DEasy
    11:30 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    So sick of this football conversation. Everyone calls and says the same thing and it turns into the same argument.



  291. Jax Teller
    11:30 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    J in Orlando — Matt doesn’t golf with other people, he’ll leave the course.



  292. RYNO
    11:31 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    291) He has to say “no” a lot.



  293. J in Orlando
    11:32 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    293…lol I was going to hit him up for a dollar



  294. Head Bussa
    11:33 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    293 — Yeah, he’ll be quiet the whole time but thinking about how much he hates playing golf with people like you.



  295. Sand in crack
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I just took a dump bigger than Ryan Lemonds man balls.



  296. Jax Teller
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    82M shares of Facebook traded in the first 30 seconds. Good lord.



  297. J in Orlando
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    291 I refer to him as Zoolander



  298. Catman Stuck in Florida Sand
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink


  299. HugoCabrera
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Chip Cosby’s heavy breathing. That’s all.



  300. That's Live Action!!
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ravi Moss and Kristen Pflum



  301. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ravi Moss and Kristen Pflum!!!



  302. WinchesterUKfan
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ravi Moss dates Kristin Phlum



  303. Jax Teller
    11:34 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ravi Moss is a lucky dude — that is all.



  304. That's Live Action!!
    11:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Pronounced FLUM



  305. Head Bussa
    11:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ravi said she likes to fart with no panties on in bed.



  306. That's Live Action!!
    11:35 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Not FLOOM



  307. Smiffanator
    11:38 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Ravi knocked up a good friend of mine from high school a few years back.. FYI not that anyone care



  308. King Kelly Coleman
    11:38 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    What about Joker and MJP?



  309. RYNO
    11:38 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I have the answer- Add Milk and Ice so it doesn’t spoil.



  310. UK_JB
    11:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Leland Conway Twitty isn’t at WLAP anymore nor is TG Thunder God Shuck at WKYT



  311. zack
    11:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Id have to poop halfway through.



  312. HugoCabrera
    11:39 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Damnit, I was hoping you weren’t going to say Kristen Pflum.

    As long as Brian Long stays away from Nicole Pence, there’s still hope.



  313. G.I.Joe
    11:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Google search reveals that white food coloring does exist and that it will turn water white.

    … And knowing is half the battle.



  314. Travis
    11:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    100 holes…that’s like 5 1/2 full rounds of golf. Good luck.



  315. Jeremy
    11:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve done the 100 holes in a day. Play 2 balls per hole and COMPLETE the hole with both balls.



  316. J in Orlando
    11:40 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Drew plays dubstep on a MacBook lol



  317. Alex
    11:41 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If you averaged 10 minutes a hole it would take you 16 hours and 40 minutes to play 100 holes.n



  318. DEasy
    11:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    319… Ricky P finishes a hole in 15 seconds.



  319. HugoCabrera
    11:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Tom Kenny had an affair with…

    Oh, never mind.



  320. J in Orlando
    11:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    You play 2 balls at once (twss)…I did an event like that once



  321. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    UCLA…



  322. Beans
    11:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Dear PentHouse Forum,

    I never thought that living next door to Sue Wiley would be the most erotic experience of my life, but one day…



  323. Roland
    11:43 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Arizona



  324. RYNO
    11:44 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Is that David Williams?



  325. Those SPD guys
    11:45 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    If sue wylie has nice legs, she must iron them to get the wrinkles out



  326. HugoCabrera
    11:46 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    True story, Anthony Davis has made enough to pay for a custom white on white Bentley…

    JUST FROM AUTOGRAPH SIGNINGS.



  327. Beans
    11:47 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Wanna turn the fountain pink? 500 Packets of Crystal Light. Bam, pink water. You’re welcome.



  328. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:49 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Someone needs to get Anthony Davis a reliable money manager or he might end up like our man ‘Tonie and his shimmy.



  329. REAL BLY
    11:50 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    100 Ho’s a day is impossible

    Sincerely,

    Tiger Woods



  330. DEasy
    11:50 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    330…..maybe Dave Ramsey will help AD manage his money.



  331. JayCee
    11:51 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    330- yep. Love that he’s so flush with cash, but a kid that young with that kind of dough needs some serious guidance.



  332. BigRush
    11:51 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Correction. Drew hits on other UK fans girls at new Molly’s. There should be some unspoken law against this.



  333. Those SPD guys
    11:52 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    She sounds hot, is she? Can we just do lunch?



  334. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Have a GREAT Vacation Matt…be safe…



  335. DEasy
    11:54 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    The show will be pathetic next week.



  336. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:55 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Is Matt going to see the hippy massage therapist that calls from time to time? That might help him relax.



  337. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    11:56 am May 18, 2012 Permalink

    Dilution is the solution…for the fountain…



  338. WTF
    12:00 pm May 18, 2012 Permalink

    @36 – yellow and red make orange, white and red make pink! what a douchebag!



  339. DrSayre
    1:38 pm May 18, 2012 Permalink

    I cant wait for Nate to call in and refer to himself as the governor, then Cutler yells at him “NO YOUR NOT!”