With a game tonight against MEAC power Coppin State, the Cats’ margin for error appears to be as slim as Renardo Sidney in a thong. That’s why this news is potentially devastating. According to his Twitter account, Kentucky forward Terrence Jones is battling an illness and it had him Tweeting his pains all the way up until four this morning. So, now is your chance to make a difference, UK fans. We need you to rally together and collect a sink or a toilet, some meds or a beautiful woman to rub his head. The only alternative is a nap and we know how that works.
On the bright side, even at 50%, he’ll still be the best Terrence on the court Friday.