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I’ll Serve No Mutton to AJ Daulerio!

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Two Kentucky-related Deadspin links in one day! We’re back on top, baby!

This time they linked this SportsRadioInterviews.com linking Ashley Judd’s interview with Dan Patrick on Friday. In his post, Deadspin Editor AJ Daulerio expresses his true feelings about the sometimes overexposure of our most famous fan (emphasis his):

We get it. You love Kentucky. You wear tight shirts that say Kentucky across your boobs. Now stop yelling so much.

Pat Forde is tracking down AJ as we speak. When AJ is found, Pat will slap him across the face with his gentlemen’s glove and suggest a duel at dawn. Sources tell me that Pat’s Prius has a bumpersticker on it that says “Honk if You Demand Satisfaction“.

And if Pat doesn’t do it, I surely will. I am a man who will fight for her honor; I’ll be the hero she’s been dreaming of. We’ll live forever, knowing together that we did it all for the glory of love.

(Dangit, I keep forgetting that she’s married. Oh well. Back to staring at her shirts from a distance.)

Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at Aseaofblue.com and firebilly.com, so go there when I start coasting here.