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If Tennessee Had A Facebook News Feed…

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

142 Comments for If Tennessee Had A Facebook News Feed…



  1. Aaron
    10:36 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I love these, you need to do them every game.



  2. UKPopcat
    10:37 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Freakin’ hilarious!!



  3. UKAndrew
    10:37 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Winner!



  4. Red Bird
    10:37 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    And boom goes the dynamite.



  5. BourbonBredCat81
    10:37 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome.



  6. Will Lentz
    10:37 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Like.



  7. WildCobb Salad
    10:38 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Props Drew.



  8. Rob Lock Down
    10:38 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    +1 internets



  9. Endowment
    10:39 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Awsome



  10. The Situation
    10:39 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I really wanna know what that message is in the inbox…



  11. biddles
    10:40 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    “like”



  12. keepinitreal
    10:40 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    awesome!



  13. Weightloss Jason
    10:41 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This could be the most genius creation ever!



  14. blairato
    10:41 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Best facebook page ever.



  15. blairato
    10:42 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Winning!



  16. UKErin
    10:42 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Niiiiiiiccccceeee!



  17. The Real Pioneer
    10:42 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    THIS IS AWESOME! REMINDS OF ME OF SOME OF THOSE COOL JUMP SHOTS THAT TROY MCKINLEY USED TO DRILL ON THOSE HAPLESS VOLS!



  18. Charlie Sheen
    10:42 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Winning!



  19. The Scarlet Pumpernickel
    10:42 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Bwahaahaaa!!!



  20. ForgetAboutit
    10:43 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    What about kevin galloway hittin for 32 points. he didnt have 32 points all together for uk.

    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/dailyleaders



  21. Ben
    10:43 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    AMAZING!!



  22. NegativeForNoReason
    10:43 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Duh Winning!



  23. Brittney Griner's Dong
    10:43 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I’m bigger than Steven Pearl’s nose.



  24. Timp
    10:44 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    hilarious



  25. Chris Lofton
    10:45 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Even I think this is hilarious



  26. Boogiewoogie
    10:46 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This is the second funniest thing that KSR has ever produced. Right behind the Louisville Facebook page!



  27. _Blackhawk_
    10:46 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah #17 all 5 of them.



  28. TerranceJonesAteWashington
    10:47 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Funny, but no Kiffin? No Tyler Smith gun jokes? You’re slippin’ Drew Franklin



  29. ToeMater
    10:47 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Now see, this is exactly what Algore had in mind when he invented the internet!!!!!



  30. Bruce's boob
    10:47 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Classic



  31. Nice
    10:49 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    That’s awesome!



  32. BlueinMI
    10:50 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    That’s freakin’ hilarious!



  33. Adam
    10:51 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Funny how you guys never mention getting your ass stomped for 26 years in a row in football. Or the fact that UT has the best record against UK in basketball in the SEC. Stay classy kiss your sister for me!



  34. WiLdCATfan4life
    10:51 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #28 he threw Kiffin in there



  35. gossie21
    10:52 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Drew has tigerblood.



  36. Jake
    10:52 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    That is bad ass!!



  37. Everyone Else
    10:53 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    HAHA! Drew FTW! Flush!



  38. knightynight
    10:56 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    love it.

    17) do you have to be in CAPS for EVERY post?



  39. Akabdad
    10:56 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Showed this to the Tennessee fan I work with, and he muttered something anti-semitic, I believe, and then walked away.



  40. GCWildcat23
    10:56 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Great effort again Drew, but not as good as the Loserville one.



  41. Walt
    10:57 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #33… Congrats on having the closest to a winning record against Kentucky of all SEC teams



  42. GP
    10:57 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Bi-Winning.



  43. Oops!
    10:58 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I just crapped my pants I laughed so hard.



  44. Akabdad
    10:59 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Funny how Tennessee fans never mention the fact that Kentucky has more wins against them than any other team. How Tennessee hasn’t beaten Kentucky in the SEC Tournament in over 30 years. How Kentucky has beaten then 16 times when Tennessee has been ranked. I could go on and on and on…Tennessee, you may OWN Kentucky in football, but Kentucky OWNS you in basketball.



  45. Adam
    10:59 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    41. Congrats on having a 26 YEAR losing streak in Football. 26 YEARS DUDE, oh that’s right, you don’t watch football.



  46. Mayor Ron Payne
    11:00 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I’ll be in St. Louis on business for the city of O’Boro, our there any uk friendly bars for me to watch the game?



  47. JD
    11:00 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    That is hilarious!! How do you do this?



  48. Paducah Girl
    11:00 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Drew you are a GENIUS!!!! Love, love, love the post!



  49. Cats FTW
    11:01 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #33 What’s funny is when UT fans get on KSR and read up on Kentucky Sports… #WINNING



  50. PutThatOnDeAndreLiggins
    11:01 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    These are too funny. TN fans are lame and need to crawl back under their rocky tops.



  51. Mr. Green Jeans
    11:01 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Soon we will be unable to make fun of Pearl when he is let go by the mighty-vols.



  52. I Shoot 4s
    11:03 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    44. #jealous



  53. CO UK fan
    11:04 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This is great. love’m



  54. fifthoffive
    11:04 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #33 – Congrats on that 145-66 losing record against UK! That’s something to be proud of… really!



  55. Adam
    11:06 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Football>Basketball #justsayin



  56. CalifCatFan
    11:06 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant, Drew, simply brilliant.



  57. Ollie the Weatherman
    11:07 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Boom. Roasted.



  58. VII
    11:07 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Adam is actually a USC fan.



  59. GoCats2
    11:07 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I love Hate Day! This is great! #33 Has the best Hate Day comment of all and its from a UT fan! Bragging about having the best losing record?? Hang on to that title Adam! Come back when the Mens team gets to have their own arena.
    Happy Birthday Macon!



  60. dh
    11:07 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Outstanding



  61. 2044 Wins Says
    11:09 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #33… Thanks for being 7% of our total wins



  62. Adam
    11:10 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    You guys are hilarious. You guys suck this year, we suck worse I get it but, Cal is never going to bring anything but elite 8 and NBA lottery picks. Since when does being drafted #1 get your Jersey retired at Rupp? Sad state Big Blue Nation has become. Used for one year, then bring him back to wave to the fans. Sad, just sad.



  63. Porcino's
    11:10 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This post is bi-winning.



  64. Felty
    11:14 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This is a work of art Drew, Well done….



  65. ThankfulCat
    11:15 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Bobby Maze is still upset that on his recruiting trip, he became impressed with all the banners and no one told him they were from the Women’s Team until AFTER he graduated.



  66. Mr. Green Jeans
    11:16 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    62) So retiring Alan Houston’s jersey who never led the vols to the tourney is all you have to hang your hat on?



  67. GoCats2
    11:16 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #62 Keep em coming! Trying to defend your joke of a program is the best Hate Day material we can have. Having the #1 pick come back to wave to the fans is a little better than having your star player having to write a letter to the fans to beg them to come to the game.



  68. ChiefWiggum
    11:16 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    62) At least when our former players wave to the fans, they aren’t waving guns in our faces.



  69. Don
    11:16 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah, it sucks to be 145-66 all-time vs someone…lol



  70. wowloveksr
    11:18 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    HAHAHAHA AWESOME POST!!



  71. Laker Cat 18
    11:18 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Can someone please tell me why this guy isn’t blogger of the year EVERY FREAKIN YEAR? Hilarious.



  72. GeorgiaDawg
    11:18 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I’ll chime in to Adam

    UGA 41
    Smellyqueers 14

    UGA 6-4 vs the viles since Richt arrived.

    Loser



  73. Lexingtons finest
    11:19 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Lmao! where do you all get your ideas?



  74. Blue Virus
    11:19 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Jealousy is a bitch Adam



  75. Mr. Green Jeans
    11:20 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Pearl will have to return the rental orange blazer following Sunday’s loss



  76. SexnNursinHomes
    11:21 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Drew- pure entertainment



  77. aborted pitinos
    11:21 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    62- your court for men’s basketball is named after a woman! How’s that feel, jackass!!soon to be on probation mens basketball, football, baseball. At least you still got Kenny Chesney as a fan. You absolutely own us in football for sure, but we are just as dominant in hoops. As far as recruits, you guys would have sex with a goat if you could get players like Wall, Cousin, etc..They low down, they dirty, they some snitches…



  78. ThankfulCat
    11:21 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Pearl is going down this summer. It will happen after May 21st.

    NCAA doesn’t like liars.



  79. Adam
    11:21 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    68) No they wave all the cash Cal got them. They used you Cat fans. You think those guys give a damn about UK?

    67) Not defending mine, proving what a joke your “greatest of all time” is!



  80. duh
    11:22 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #20,, Galloway had 56 points at UK….



  81. Burlington_UK_fan
    11:26 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #55 Not in Kentucky



  82. Mr. Green Jeans
    11:26 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Adam & Steve, TN’s finest



  83. Hartline
    11:27 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    33) Having the best record against UK in the SEC is like being the smartest retarded kid.



  84. Adam
    11:30 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Regardless of who’s retarded kid is smarter, UT still beats your football team more in a row. Besides, I don’t know why this fake facebook is even funny. Lane Kiffin never admitted to lying, so he wouldn’t “like” Bruces post, even if Bruce posted it.



  85. ThankfulCat
    11:31 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Sad part for Adam is he realizes that once Brucie gets exiled to pee wee coaching again for his NCAA violations, UT gets to hire the next version of Buzz Peterson and drift back into obscurity/mediocrity again.

    Your AD is about to get fired.

    Your football team sucks and got in trouble with Kiffin.

    Your baseball team cheated and they still suck.

    The only thing you have going is women’s b-ball and Summit is old as dirt and will retire soon.

    Must be great to be a UT fan these days.



  86. UKChillFan
    11:31 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Does Adam not really have anything better to do than be on this board. It must be bad in Rocky Top land.



  87. SexnNursinHomes
    11:32 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    81- last time I checked tennepee is more ass backwards than KY. All those stereostypes you just listed fits the ungreat folks of that orange shit pile of a state called tennepee. When I go through tennepee I always piss all over the bathroom floors. crap hole state



  88. UKFAN97
    11:32 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    funny funny stuff



  89. Blue Virus
    11:34 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Let me use my Military Profiling skills on Adam:

    –47 years old
    –398 pounds
    –5’3″
    –Never actually went to UT, but had a 2nd cousin that took a course once there in ’82
    –Wearing a pumpkin orange shirt that says “Vols” that he actually got at a Lady Vols game
    –Has 10 other UT shirts in the closet that are are varying shades of orange
    –Tried to go to utsports.com earlier to get pumped about the game, but only saw 10 users online
    –Screams that “Cal” cheats, but refuses to recognize that Pearl ACTUALLY DID CHEAT AND THEN LIED AND THEN CHEATED AGAIN



  90. big blue
    11:35 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    81.) This is Cal’s second full year and he already has 3 #1 recruiting classes and an elite eight. You’re just further proving how ingorant, low down and the dirty snitching type that comes out of that god awful state you call Tennessee. Yeah you have a nice winning streak in football, but that’s irrelevent, its basketball season. Get over and quit trying to rationalize that absolute ass kicking thats coming your way sunday.



  91. ThankfulCat
    11:35 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    # 87 Adam’s 14 year old cousin isn’t home from school yet.

    # 88 Did they even have a bathroom to offer you to use? I stopped at the Hardee’s in Jellico and asked where the bathroom was and the girl just pointed to the woods



  92. ThankfulCat
    11:37 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Numbers changed now #86 and #87



  93. BracketCat
    11:39 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    is macon volfan still alive?



  94. SexnNursinHomes
    11:39 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    hahahaha- ThankfulCat-hahahaha classic!!



  95. macon_volfan
    11:40 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #77-I’m not going to chime in and get in a pissing contest, but having a court named after the winningest coach in basketball history isn’t something I’m ashamed of. I hate women’s basketball, but I respect Pat. She wins, and she wins the right way. Nothing to be ashamed of there. To make fun is just sexism. UK plays in an arena named after a winning men’s coach. So what?

    #87-the baseball team does suck, but was cleared of any wrongdoing. So their suckiness came honestly.

    #89-TN and KY are VERY similar in lots of ways. That’s why the state rivalry is there. I certainly wouldn’t say that TN is better than KY, but I also would say that KY is less backwards than TN. Both have plenty of positives and negatives.



  96. Runnin'Ramel
    11:41 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I bet this gets picked up by Deadspin and/or other major sites … pure genius.



  97. Emerson Biggins
    11:41 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    89. Just as good as this post, both HILARIOUS! Bravo!



  98. macon_volfan
    11:42 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #94-I usually stay away on hate day. Nothing to be gained. But the posts are always funny!



  99. Billy
    11:43 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant



  100. Adam
    11:47 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    90) CLOSE



  101. Blue Virus
    11:47 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Actually itsPat Summit does not run a clean program. She/he has just never been caught. My friend went to UT and was on the scrimmage team (made up of men) that would scrimmage the Lady Vols several times per week. He always told me that they would have organized practices during the off season, while itsPat supervised, and that they could have been in alot of trouble for it.



  102. All Leftists are Enemies of the U.S.
    11:50 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Hate Tennessee as much as leftists hate America



  103. free enes
    11:51 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome post lol



  104. ADAM IS AN IDIOT
    11:54 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Adam, being drafted #1 does get your jersey retired at Rupp Arena. We retire the jerseys of every All-American and I believe that the #1 pick was an All-American. You suck, and Tennessee sucks. #Winning #TennesseeHateDay



  105. Adam
    11:55 am March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I like boys…especially Steven Pearl…



  106. uhh
    12:03 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Adam Greer?



  107. WWW
    12:06 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    It’s funny all the criticism UT receives from UK fans for recruiting violations. UK is one of the few programs that shouldn’t throw stones in a glass house, as they’ve been on probation once a decade for the past 40 years. Most college basketball analysts think that Pearl will survive and continue to be UT’s coach. UK fans are their own source for information regarding UT, so we’ll let them decide what they believe. UT football is not going to get any penalties as the NCAA is going after Kiffin, and baseball is in the clear as well. Keep dreaming haters and get ready to eat some crow after Sunday!



  108. Brittney Griner's Dong
    12:13 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Adam loves getting pole attacked by me.



  109. MissinBoogie
    12:25 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    thanks Drew, this was great. I’ve been waiting for this ever since I heard there was going to be a TN hate day.



  110. muri
    12:28 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I love how Tennessee fans have to resort to football in March. ESPECIALLY when their program is in no better shape than UK at this point. Congrats on having the best losing record though…..bahahaha



  111. StevieD
    12:29 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    y



  112. Dennis Weaver
    12:37 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    EPIC!



  113. Tiger blood
    12:46 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    @33. We’re still waiting for you guys to retire the number 54 in TB Arena. You can put it next to all those women’s championships. Oh, and how’s that NCAA investigation going?? You know, the one that’s looking into all of your major sports? Enjoy your probation and post season ban! #FearTheNCAAHammer



  114. bandalumnus
    12:59 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #107. It’s been 20 years since Kentucky was on probation for recruiting violations… that’s 20 years a clean program, or two decades, in case you don’t know what a decade is. So, your assertion that we’re on probation once a decade for the past 40 years is stupid, uninformed and moronic. Now, if we need to examine those same assertions regarding the Tennessee football and basketball teams, then I’m sure we can find something pretty current…



  115. ThankfulCat
    1:00 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #107 WWW

    You can spin it all you want to hillbilly boy, buy lying to the NCAA gets you in trouble.

    As I posted earlier, you hillbillies are DESPERATE for Brucie to stay because you know what will happen with your program.



  116. TreyDay
    1:28 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    We need a UNC FB page for next year! Kansas too, these are awesome. And please throw Billy G. in somehow!



  117. Adamdaddy
    1:29 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Adam, I’m a Cat fan, but with all the rusing you’ve been subjected to, be sure to check back with us Monday IF the Vols take us down. Hopefully some humble apologies will be bestowed upon you. Probably not, but should be!



  118. cbgroves
    1:43 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    The best part is the youtube link! FckTn



  119. Adam
    1:49 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    118) As #90 stated, I’m a really big boy so I can take it. It’ll be a good game Sun, either UT is going to keep being a crappy home team or UK will keep being a crappy road team. Either way I’ll be here Mon, book it!



  120. Bleedin'Blue
    2:44 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Have a coworker who is a Tennessee fan. This was immediately forwarded to him. Hate! Hate! Hate!



  121. ukchampion
    2:59 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    i thought this was kind of weak. the louisville one was way better.



  122. Biggums
    3:07 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    26



  123. bluetooth
    3:50 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    adam thinks john wall coming back waving to fans is sad ? heres some hope for adam … maybe a lenient judge will allow your jailbirds out on a furlough this weekend to wave their nines at fans



  124. Coach Pearl
    3:56 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Have your fun — we’ve still got weapons!



  125. Chuck Norris
    4:12 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    You Tube link FTW. FckTn



  126. catfaninoboro
    5:20 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    What??? No post from Erin Andrews “Being groped by Bruce Pearl”?????



  127. Shawn
    6:12 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I am literally laying in the floor laughing! Funniest stuff I’ve seen in months!



  128. Go cats
    6:47 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Good one my fav. is Bruce Pearl is there a differnce in lying and not telling the truth? Then it says lane kiffin likes this bahahahaha



  129. WestWorld
    6:48 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    may be the best KSR post ever…..



  130. StevieD
    7:58 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    r



  131. Tenn. is A.holes
    9:42 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    That was the single best post I have ever seen. Well done good sir. LMFAO



  132. catfan38
    9:43 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Drew, this made the vol nation forum and they love it!!! lol



  133. thisnicknamestinks!
    10:36 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Once again Drew proves his sarcastic wit to be catastatic



  134. Catmandoo
    1:42 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Hilarious, Dan Issel post was the best



  135. ukfaninwv
    8:42 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    129 – Not “maybe” the best post ever, it IS the best post ever. I couldn’t stop laughing.



  136. indahouse
    10:13 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Thats LHL worthy right there!



  137. tom9698
    11:39 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Hey 33,kiss your mother for me.



  138. 26straight
    2:58 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t see any mention of the 26 straight football victories or the monument of futility that is commonwealth stadium in this post…



  139. JBW82
    9:46 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    UK fans lets be honest, John Calipari is as crooked as they come and at some point you will have to vacate wins and will never win another NC while he is running your program. All I have to say is 26 in a row



  140. tbizz1441
    9:59 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    it really must suck to be a kentucky fan.

    haha i mean really



  141. freaky808
    12:12 am March 6, 2011 Permalink

    I’m a Tennessee fan, but I also have a sense of humor and I don’t drink the koolaid. This is the nost hilarious thing I’ve seen in a long times. Brian Williams isn’t playing in the game, so you guys should dominate the boards. If you can contain Hopson and Harris, I think you win by at least 10. However, UK has struggled on the road this season, so who knows? Hopefully it will be a good game Good luck. I’ve always hated coach C feom his Memphis days, but Jodie Meeks was the man.



  142. UKnotKU
    4:01 pm March 6, 2011 Permalink

    Where’s the LIKE button?