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If Louisville Had A Facebook News Feed (Part 2)

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

41 Comments for If Louisville Had A Facebook News Feed (Part 2)



  1. Michael
    3:22 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    This should really be a once a week thing, Drew.



  2. Will Stien's size 2 feet
    3:22 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Bravo!



  3. rhftwo
    3:23 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Epic Drew, well played sir.



  4. rhftwo
    3:24 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Anyone got the link to Part #1 handy?



  5. Rick Minter
    3:27 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    I am hilarious!



  6. Louisville Hate Day
    3:28 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Absolute gold!



  7. Jimtown Catfan
    3:31 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Great work Drew. Love the Minter comment. comic genius!



  8. bluetooth
    3:34 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    outstanding blue team simply outstanding



  9. Commenter from other Post
    3:35 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Now that’s just racist!



  10. raow
    3:37 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink


  11. Rick James
    3:42 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    That is freaking comedy. Good stuff.



  12. warrior
    3:42 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy are we gonna be able to run the ball against FL Saturday?



  13. Jax Teller
    3:43 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    How long before before Charlie Strong gets diagnosed with Parkinson’s? Think all the people there who developed the shakes: Muhammed Ali, born in the ish hole known as Louisville, has dropped more coin at parking meters than Matt Jones won on his 9 team parlay last week. Steve Kragthorpe, up and coming coach at Tulsa comes to Louisville stays a few years before going to LSU, now the man can’t stop doing the Bernie. Rick Pitino checks into the Cleveland Clinic in 2004, 3 years after taking over the head coaching job? Then during his “relations” with Karen Sypher, can’t last more than 15 seconds? Sounds like the man was clearly doing some major moving and shaking…

    What’s in the water down there?



  14. In Denver
    3:43 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    In my 30 years as a UK fan, this may have just been the funniest thing I have ever seen and read. Well played KSR, well played.



  15. Andy C
    3:45 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome man awesome!!! Still laughing, and I agree maybe this should be a once a week thing Drew!!!



  16. Just Me
    3:46 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Is it just me or does that woman (doing a pole dance / uofl tailgate) look a lot like Mrs. Tom Jurich. I heard Tom plucked Mrs. Jurich outa a strip joint in Flagstaff years ago.



  17. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    3:46 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    That never gets old….



  18. Tom Handy
    3:49 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome!



  19. LineBeard
    3:52 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    CONAIR is ok, I prefer my Remington beard shaper.



  20. anthonyeppsdrivingschool
    3:55 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    after you had Sypher updating her family tree, you should have also added “removed from her family tree!”



  21. catty
    3:55 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    AWESOME AGAIN!!!
    Best line:
    CJ added Jurich as an employer



  22. Nelson
    3:59 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    2 of the 3 ESPN predictions have Cards over Cats: UK 16 UL 10, UK 17 UL 28, UK 23 UL 24



  23. New Goal!
    3:59 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink


  24. SexnNursinHomes
    4:09 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Gold. Pure 100% f****** gold.



  25. CalifCatFan
    4:09 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant!!!!



  26. Kenny Power's Agent
    4:09 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    I’ve been waiting for another UL fb post. Priceless! The beard trimmer app floored me…you da man Drew!



  27. Kenny Power's Agent
    4:10 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    I’ve been waiting for another UL fb post. Priceless! The beard trimmer app floored me, the ICP reference was epic…you da man Drew!



  28. C.P.
    4:16 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read.



  29. bdiddy
    4:37 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    The ICP reference along with the Stevie Johnson “Poke” is classic. Well played.



  30. bonzosbuddy
    4:47 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Drew, almost didn’t recognize the pic of Becca Manns from that angle.



  31. Lacy
    5:13 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Love it!



  32. CaliUKFan
    5:19 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    hilarious



  33. raow
    6:14 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    bahahaha I know the dude in the pic throwing up the L. Obnoxious card fan to the fullest.



  34. TheBurghCat
    6:45 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    The fake.FaceBook is awesome as always.



  35. Dennis Weaver
    7:17 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Epic.



  36. PistolPetot
    7:39 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Well done



  37. Laker Cat 18
    8:14 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    If there’s one post that I look forward to in a 365 day span on KSR, it’s this one. Nice work Drew.



  38. OneAndDone
    8:33 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    “Friends Photos” with Becca Manns! WOW! Brilliant my friend



  39. Jamal Meeks
    11:17 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    This is probably one of the most brilliant things KSR has created. Love the line about the CJ having Jurich as its employer. Classic.



  40. Helvete
    11:25 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Will the Becca Mans joke ever get old? I didn’t think so.



  41. Juanita Broderick
    2:02 pm September 16, 2011 Permalink

    I keep trying to click on the Becca Mann photos and it just not working……….