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Holy Karl Towns!

That’s the face of a scary person.

That’s the face of a scary person.

Kristen Geil informed me that Towns had a quadruple double and broke the rim in a game last night. I thought she was pulling my leg then I checked twitter. It’s hard to shutup a blogger, but this guy is speechless right now. And they said we needed Andrew Wiggins.

 

 


 

 

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

27 Comments for Holy Karl Towns!



  1. Tool
    8:47 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    They are in different classes, Einstein



  2. Rick
    8:47 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    jesus



  3. Cats R Back
    8:48 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Holy Crap.



  4. ???
    8:49 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    wiggins will be gone when the big towns gets here



  5. UK2014title
    8:52 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Wonder why World Wide Wes was at Johnson’s game a couple days before he committed to uk? I thought Cal told Mitch Wes would not be involved with the program.

    @AdamZagoria: Hearing that Worldwide Wes is among those at Roselle Catholic tonight where Dakari Johnson is. The 6-11 Johnson is down to UK, Cuse & GTown



  6. Bomb
    8:57 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    UK2014title – Great sleuth work nitwit. If WWW was involved in something seedy with Johnson do you think he would be at his game in front of the public? He probably just handed him a big ole’ bag of green at the tip.



  7. Bomb
    8:58 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    UK2014title – “A real Dick Tracy.”



  8. Big Whoop
    8:58 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    # 5 – We just might win it again this year and you line-bearded Tards and WHoooooosiers can have parades for something less than a championship….again.



  9. Cards
    9:00 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Cal has to be cheating! That’s the only explanation! Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater. Wah wah wah! Mommy!!!!



  10. tickle
    9:04 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    did the tards have a trophy case made to commemorate their victory over the cats like the loosiers did?



  11. Paul
    9:05 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    If I wasn’t an uneducated read neck that can’t spell, I’d say that read a whole lot like B E A S T



  12. Paul
    9:06 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Autocorrect made that more apropos than intended!



  13. Rick
    9:07 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    #10 – It wasn’t a trophy case – they had a bottle of cheap malt liquor dipped in fake gold, and then scratched “winnerz” on it with their switchblade combs.



  14. We Hang Banners
    9:10 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    We just be ballin out of control. Number 1 classes, final fours, national champs, messin up the draft every June. Wow gotta say, hate to be you….everybody else. Haha



  15. mudcreekmark
    9:12 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Yea Cal has to be cheating to get the best players, right? It wouldn’t have anything to do with Cal helping to make millionaires out of almost every single recruit he has brought in now would it? Why would anyone want to come in and improve your skill set 100%,compete for a national championship,become a state hero and be treated like a king no matter where you go in the state, and then get drafted in the first round after one year.Nothing to like about that.



  16. UK2014title
    9:16 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    I saw WWW at the airport the other day. I was cleaning the bathroom and he came walking in. After he did his business he threw something in the trash. I waited til he left then I dug thru the trash and I found proof that he paid Dakari Johnson. It was a receipt for a prepaid debit card. There was a handwritten note that had Dakari’s address wrapped around the card. How do I know it was Dakari’s? We loaded up the Grand Am and drove to the address. After waiting in the bushes for 6 hours Dakari came home. Boom. Busted. Cheaters.



  17. Red Bird
    9:16 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    My dad also told me in high school I had 10 or 11 assists every game.



  18. big man U
    9:23 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    THE BIG JUST GET BIGGER



  19. The King
    9:24 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    …ITS GOOD TO BE DA KING!



  20. Bbn on top
    9:49 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    #17 did u break rims too?



  21. Catlogic15
    9:54 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    #16. So you found the receipt, in the trash, wrapped around the pre-paid card? So, who benefitted besides yourself.



  22. Just a reader
    10:11 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Nick is the worst writer on this site by far



  23. Me
    10:13 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    16. Please let something like that be on NJT this week



  24. Come on BBN
    10:22 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Come on BBN. Can we not do better than this? This guy is trash. It’s hard not to shut a blogger up, but I appreciate the keen reporting skills searching for facts. I mean a quadruple double with 10 or 11 assists because my Dad said so.

    My grandma told me I had a double-triple-double in one church league game. Finished with 15 points, 11 or 32 rebounds, 12 or 42 assists, 10 steals, 21 blocks and 10 fouls. Not a big deal. Oh yeah, broke the backboard by slapping it so hard too.

    Thanks Nick for your great reporting skills. Glad ESPN doesn’t get their stats off a 16 year old’s twitter feed. And don’t be so aggressive with reports. Less is more in your case. This site is going downhill fast.



  25. bluefan
    10:38 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Love Karl Towns! He’s gonna be fun. The kid is blue through & through!



  26. Stick
    11:22 pm January 6, 2013 Permalink

    Please pull me out of #24’s butt.



  27. sonny lesbos
    2:19 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    well, if a kid says his dad told him he had 10 or 11 assists AND he posts it on twitter; how could it not be true???
    even BTI thinks this is questionable