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Highlights from the Game I Imagined While Watching the Real Game on Saturday

– Double Overtime.

– Crawford’s triple-triple.

– The explosive diarrhea which kept Patrick Sparks from playing.

– Randolph Morris’ career-high 94 points.

– Heshimu Evans’ spectacular alley-oop from Dan Issel.

– Juwanna Mann scoring the game-winning free throw.

– T-Mac sporting bat wings and flying up to shoot from half-court.

– Jarrod Carter escaping from Dan Ackroyd and Daniel Stern to make it for the end of the second half.

– The giant robot.

– Teen Wolf deciding not to be Teen Wolf at the end of the game.

– Shagari Alleyne sweeping the leg.

– Winning.

Article written by C.M. Tomlin