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Hey there University of Kentucky students, I heard you could use some tickets…

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Don’t buy tickets from this guy. I know most of you guys (including myself) aren’t a big fan of working calendars, but it’s crazy how they can change your life. For example, with your new organizational tool,  you can mark down that on July 16th Student Football Season tickets go on sale for $35.

 

I know what you might be thinking, “I can always get a 5$ ticket at the door?” or, “Haven’t had tickets the last 3 years, why get ’em now?” or my favorite, “Can we even tailgate for the games?”.  Even I, Mr. UK Football meathead, was once on that side of the fence before, but as students we can no longer sit idly by without giving our team the proper support it deserves. For the last three years, we have bitched relentlessly about Joker Phillips, proclaiming drunken debauchery (also known as a tailgate) as the premiere event of the fall, not the actual game itself. Now is the time to strike while the iron is hot and turn this into a REAL SEC football school. I’m talking to you SGA; I’m talking to you fraternity social chairs; I’m especially talking to you, beautiful blue dress/cowboy boot girls. Now is the time to make this thing actually about football by combining the best damn tailgates that students can throw together, with a crowded student section worth making our football players proud of their school.

 

Even if season tickets aren’t your thing, I STRONGLY encourage you to witness the atmosphere Mark Stoops has created around CWS. The electricity can be felt in the air in the offseason; who knows how crazy it will be once September rolls around. Speaking of, August 31st is only 80 days away. Students can buy 3 tickets for $10 a piece for the WKU game that kicks the season off in Nashville at 7:00 EST. If you have to think twice about going to Nashville with thousands of UK fans, you obviously haven’t been to what I refer to as ‘Disney World for Adults’. A Labor Day weekend in Nashville is a no-brainer, especially when you can go for so cheap ($10 ticket +$23 hostel bed= tons of money for the bars). If that isn’t convincing enough, you can hang out with your favorites from KSR, so long as you don’t look like that creepy guy at the top of the page.

 

Don't forget to bring your brand new IDs to the game. They're free to exchange at the Student Center, unless you lost your old one like myself. (Lucky me, my slick ass schmoozed enough to get mine fo free.)

Don’t forget to bring your brand new IDs to the game. They’re free to exchange at the Student Center, unless you lost your old one like myself. (Lucky me, my slick ass schmoozed enough to get mine fo free.)

 

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

26 Comments for Hey there University of Kentucky students, I heard you could use some tickets…



  1. Karl Hungus
    1:05 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    might want to blur that sid# partner.



  2. and the point was
    1:07 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    I just finished this article… and after reading it I felt empty.
    What had I just read?
    Buy tickets? IDs can be cheap? UK has new IDs? Disney World is in Nashville? We are in the SEC?

    My god what a waste of an article.



  3. I Say
    1:13 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Nick can you attach the schedule of the home games so we can see what tickets we are buying? I guess i could just google it myself but Im at work!



  4. WEAREUK
    1:16 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    No excuse for Student Season Tkts to not be sold out for only $35.



  5. WEAREUK
    1:19 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    9/7 Miami,Ohio
    9/14 Louisville
    9/28 Florida
    10/12 Alabama
    11/2 Alabama St
    11/9 Missouri
    11/30 Tennessee



  6. Barfbag
    1:20 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    And as a student that can hold his own, please don’t attend the game and proceed to barf all over the student section. It ruins everyone’s day around you.



  7. MarkUK
    1:23 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Can we get some sort of Big Blue Caravan together, so Big Blue Nation can truly be on the road? Maybe it will save some gas money as well.



  8. Laker Cat 18
    1:28 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Wow. Student ID card? Homeboy looks 40.



  9. I Say
    1:36 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    4 – As a student, my excuse for not buying season tickets is that we won 2 games and lost to Western Kentucky last season…I dont think I’ll buy the season ticket package this year either but I will attend the games. You just never know how your day is going to end up after tailgating haha



  10. Steve
    1:44 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Did you post this just to post a picture of yourself? You’re a huge tool.



  11. Steve
    1:47 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Reach around?



  12. bigcat54
    1:49 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    @4 – I Say. You are at work and you don’t have time to google the schedule but can comment on ksr? Do us all a favor and stay out of the student section at UK you lazy bum.



  13. Good News?
    2:00 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Where’s the good news that was promised by Snodgrass yesterday?
    http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=134919



  14. VU resercher
    2:01 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    A team of researchers from VU medical school will be at the game taking DNA samples to unravel the mysteries of the genetic cesspool known as BBN



  15. Rob
    2:02 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Identity = stolen.



  16. UkNeal7
    2:05 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    They changed the student IDs? Damn…. Looks like I can’t use mine anymore



  17. Rockfield, KY
    2:06 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    It’s ironic that the people who get on the comments section to complain about an article or the free website content are the most uncreative, unoriginal, moronic posters that we have to choose from. You’re really adding a lot of input to the site when you leave your asinine comments.



  18. Mark
    2:17 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    @17. People will complain about anything. It would be funny if KSR called out the biggest haters and allowed them to submit a post (with their name) so everyone could see their great (sarcasm) writing abilities. To all the kSR writers keep in mind that the ones who come into this comment section to criticize obviously have nothing else going on in their lives and it’s sad.



  19. Nick Roush
    2:24 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    I’m surprised people are talking about my student ID number rather than my middle name that appears to be more of a gerund, rather than a name.



  20. WEAREUK
    2:24 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    13. It was Firios that committed yesterday, look at Thaddeus’s twitter timeline. He was just confused on when.



  21. WEAREUK
    2:28 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    19. Yes, please explain Loring lol



  22. LaQuisha
    2:38 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    Lmao.. Dude looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite!



  23. Little Nicky
    3:22 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    More like Nicholas Boring Roush



  24. bluemanchew
    4:01 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    9 you meant to say as a lewisville scrub now didnt ya



  25. I Say
    4:29 pm June 12, 2013 Permalink

    12 – Suck a fat one
    24 – I don’t know what you are talking about



  26. UKRon
    6:20 am June 13, 2013 Permalink

    Where did you get the photo of the guy selling tickets? This is my long lost cousin that my family has not seen in years. Amaizing!