Happy Oaks Day! (Friday Show Thread)

It’s Kentucky Oaks Day in the Bluegrass, which means Matt and I are in our pink swag in the studio this morning before we head out to Churchill Downs for a fun-filled day at the track. We’ll spend an hour and a half talking about all things Oaks and Derby before we cut out early to let Shannon and Drew The Employee finish the show. We have to make it out there in time to catch the first race!
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Topics include:
— A basketball rivalry no more
— KSR meets Dante from Clerks
— The Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
— A valet nightmare
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186 Comments for Happy Oaks Day! (Friday Show Thread)
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Happy Oaks day to you Drew Franklin! You are a helluva GUY!
9 out of 10 callers will talk about non IU game.
NJT says:
“Getting rid of the IU/UK rivalry does not bode well for Ryan Lemond. With his already failing health, doctors now only give him another week to live.”
Number 4- Well said…
Kentucky Oaks is for girls.
It just sucks that UK is losing the media war on this one. Are we really that scared of losing to IU at home next year that we’re gonna just completely drop one of the best rivalries in college hoops.
Ironically the CJ will put the picture on a t-shirt and give them to people today for information on the Derby.
I hate to beat a dead horse concering Ryan Lemond’s Glasses, but I just remembered from my days in the Marine Corps when recruits in boot camp were issued their “BCG”(no, not Billy Clyde Gillispies)glasses otherwise known as “Birth Control Glasses” because of how ugly they were. You could pretty much guarantee if you wore them out in public you would be receiving “NO Action” (or attention) from the opposite sex. Sorry Ryan, I just had to share this.
She was in the middle of reading her palm when going down the street and actually went “Oh S**t” the split second before she was hit.
Indiana message boards are destroying Cal about the series ending.
Apparently the valet people in Louisville are 100x’s better than the ones in Cincinnati. A few years back my car was in valet for a weekend while I was downtown at a conference. Long story short, my car got broke into all my shit stolen and they did NOTHING to pay for it or replace my belongings.
Matt Jones – I am curious, please tell us what kind of car you drive. Don’t be modest.
8 this is not that big of a deal except to IU fans…the schools played alot, and it was clearly a one-sided “rivalry”…IU knows they dont win except at home…who really cares about what the media says-if it wasn;t this it would be something else
14-A dented one
College basketball is NOW all about UK. IU wants to grab a shirt tail to get on the ride.
I wrecked Matt’s car on purpose.
Crean says the 8500 students cant make it to the game if in Indy. Those kids cant drive a few hours to a game? BBN traveled from Lex to New Orleans to Atlanta back to New Orleans. You can’t tell me they cant drive TWO hours? He has little faith in IU fandom across the state. As much as I want it on campus, the financial side makes sense too. And with IU football in same boat as UK football (not a financial power), what does one game really mean?
I bet the valet guy was t-bagging Matt’s gearshift when the wreck happened.
Matt- it is pronounced Conseeco not Consayco. Plus that is not the name anymore. It is now Bankers Life Fieldhouse
Matt,
The car wreck was Karma for you making fun of Ryan’s huge, unattractive, bloated, pertruded belly. How dare you!!!! 😉
Matt, please get Vanetti on the show this morning and take him to task. My god he was bashing UK on this yesterday. He needs some logic in his life. PLEASE GET THAT A-HOLE ON THE RADIO TODAY!!
18-what Matt doesnt realize is that the UL fan valet also teabagged his seat
I wish UK played both Duke and UNC next year.
20-sorry just saw that
I feel Cal is trying to set up more games in “neutral” venues so that his style of team (young) will be better prepared for the tourney environment than the home & home type. which while more enjoyable for the fans are not relevant in the tourney. Cal is betting the fans will be happier winning in the NCAA than on the road or at home in December.
I think the old adage “Absence maks the heart grow fonder” applies here…iu loses a quality opponent,national/regional TV coverage,money etc…once they figure this out…things will change…
I’m tired of talking about this IU story because it makes me sad. Can we please talk about my weight loss problems instead?
Matt – knowing that you and your friends make fun of an LIVE Blog the Miss USA Pageant – did you know that Patricia ‘Tricia’ Barnstable was 4th runner up in the Miss USA Pageant in 1971?
If UK plays a big game in Indy this fall, not IU, it will embarrass IU. they had a chance and said, L NO!
The UNC series better come back. My uncle is a longtime booster; I always get to sit under the basket when they’re at Chapel Hill.
23…Spot on! this is normal for those jerks but over the top yesterday…
I think IUs plan all along was to end the series…their conference schedule is brutal and a tough non-conf schedule would put a 1 seed in jeopardy for a team that is likely a 1 seed caliber team
If UK fans go silent on this issue, IU fans will voice to the IU admin to make it happen.
I so do not care about playing Indiana, don’t care if we never play them again. Might be hurtful to Ryan, but I could care less about playing some supposed rivalry. IU does not matter to me. Hell, Bobby Knight is as excited as anyone about not playing, we should feel the same.
that was a lot of useless info on a subject that no one cares about….Indiana can suck it! They are still irrelevant!
RICHIE FARMER STOLE MY CAR!!!
Could care less about IU…after how they acted and reacted to UK fans / players…..they are getting what they deserve!
I HATE IU!!! I don’t care if we ever play them again!
Hey Matt, is Cyndi Lauper gonna be on the effin’ show today?
According to Drew, Matt’s car is very clean on the inside. Does that mean it’s Cream on the outside?
What’s the worst case scenario with playing IU in a home and home series? It’s not college football where one loss knocks you out of the BCS.
Matt you keep trying to spin this about money, this is more about IU rushing the court. Tenneeseee should stop playing UK in football in it wasnt for them being in the same conference. I dont care what UK says about money we all know it is about sour grapes and the hoosiers rushing the court.
Matt, your Derby pick? Or any pick on the card today or tomorrow that you’re going all-in?
If UK can win the NCAAT again, who they played in the regular season will be completely forgotten. Too much is being made of this scheduling nonsense.
Drew or Matt:
I live in NC and cannot bet on TwinSpires.com. Do you know of a better site for me to place bets on?
I’m a physical therapist. The best exercise plan for weight loss and cardiovascular fitness is to exercise over 20 minutes per day. The first 20 minutes of increased cardiovascular activity burns the sugar found in your blood for energy. After 20 minutes your body will turn to the fat stores and convert them for energy. As far as the Greg Doyle plan: any activity is better than none but sustained activity works more quickly. Sustained activity also maintains an increased metabolism for a longer period of time.
You should televise this KSR biggest loser!
I would want the series to end too after being blocked by the Brow last season and the flat top fella’ this year.
I reached out to the coaches by phone after the decision.
Cal – “Indiana refused to open an Orange Leaf in Bloomington.. I WON’T PLAY THERE”!!!
Crean- “Clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap (pause to gulp water, deep exhale) clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap”!! 🙁
Hey Matt you pay Vanetti for KSTV and why you do I have no clue cause outside of UL hes clueless. But for you to bring him on the show and then he gets on KRD and takes Turtlenecks money and blasts UK for getting out of the IU series is laughable. For now on when he comes on the radio, Im not listening for the rest of the day. He wants to put a ban on Henk for being funny, Im gonna put a ban on your show for his stupidity and two face attitude.
I like Ryan, which seems somewhat odd. Just how big is Ryan?
I think you are doing a good thing talking Ryan into working out for his health, but they way Matt just calls him fat and things doesn’t set well with me. I can’t stand people who make fun of others for how they look. Makes me effin sick, especially an ADULT who does it. I love the show and I like listening to Matt, but Ryan should’ve bi_ch smacked him when he said some of that sh1t.
Matt you could get a KSR listen to go against you guys.
Watching UK/IU in Assembly Hall is dangerous to your health if you are an UK fan.
Shannon or Matt…we need to hear “Dead Flowers” by the Stones today since they mention the KY Derby. Thanks!
Matt don’t give Dick Rash a hard time…he is turning red
After the weight loss competiton is over you should have Taco Bell sponsor a dortios locos taco eating competition
If you have enough sponsors, why don’t you each have a personal trainer?
Hey Little Jimmies – this would be a fantastic day to hear from The Truth. Please call His local Seven Eleven and ask the cashier to run around the corner to find Him.
I thought there was TwinSpires.com cash to be given away this week? Hook me up Matt! Reward the show thread participants.
I’m 27 baby on the way in November and could use 2k and about 60 less lbs. Sign me up!
Oldham county wants Dick Rash…
When is Fake Barney gonna give his thoughts on the non IU game?
It sounded like Dick Rash got a little irritated with Matt’s magistrate comment.
You should’ve asked if Circuit Court Clerks know that they’re in a race?
Cats in the white house will be a 2 pt bump for Obama!
Exercise is for women. Bourbon, beer, red meat, non-fliters, lead paint… and we lived well into our 70’s and 80’s, luckily avoiding those years where another person wipes our ass.
John Short should be on the group that determins UK’s Non Confrence schedule.
Have Ryan take John to Hooters to watch it.
Something that was severely under-reported yesterday was the UK/UF baseball game yesterday on ESPNU, which brought Jenn Brown to town. Love me some Jenn Brown.
65-nice
61 – sounds like you should get a job and join a gym.
Dick Rash can’t be beat!!
I can’t believe you just cut him off…
Wow…I’m so busy at work that I didn’t even notice that it was time for the show until 10:25. I guess I’ll have to pick up the first 25 minutes on podcast. Time to create an Outlook reminder so this doesn’t happen again.
I bet Dick rash is NOT a master-debater … at least until it clears up
NOOOOOOOOOOO you cant cut off John Short… God I feel like our program may be cursed now.
Matthew – I am curious. You acknowledged my question but did not answer it.
This isnt Keeneland, post time at 10:30. You leave at 11:30 your missing the first 5 races buddy.
Here is something you won’t see on a yard sign…I love Dick Rash!!
Does the horse know his jockey is in jail?
Crean told me yesterday that you little Jimmy’s are scared to face us since we going to be national champions next year!!
Thats what poster Richard has…Dick rash
Take Charge Indy…that’s the pick
I checked out the Twinspires KSR bonus and you have to be a new customer to the site (which I’m not) and I think you have to pony up another $25. So it’s not exactly a free $25 from KSR. But I’ll still place a bet.
I predict Kentucky’s Nationally televised White House trip will increase Obama’s approval rating in Kentucky by 5 biggins… And in return, decrease his approval rating in Indiana, Kansas, Iowa, 1/4 of Louisville, and 2/3 of Bowling Green by 275 biggins. Bad press for my man Obama
The news just does not stop for Richie…http://nky.cincinnati.com/article/AB/20120504/NEWS0103/120504014/Bank-files-foreclose-Richie-Farmer-s-house?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE
I heard G.J. Vilarino is transferring the The Sisters of the Poor
UK roster for 12-13= Cal @ UK 4.0
Anyone have a date for when tickets to the Atl games go on sale?
ul should schedule iu…
UL will not play a great non conf schedule…and the big east is becoming very mediocre
Peter will be Jurkin in Bloomington…
You can guarantee that your out of conference schedule is tougher than UofL’s because it has to be. UK schedule will not have a tougher overall schedule than UofL so thats what matters.
94 with what is going to be left in the big east it will be a middle of the road conference
87- if he’s $300k ‘behind’ on his mortgage… makes me wonder what that house cost and how in the world he ever got a loan for it on “agg comish” salary.
95…at best and they will still suck…
A. Bennett is going to be a qualifying problem…when a player hasnt taken official visits at this point it is almost always because they dont want to sent their transcripts, which you have to do to take an official
Louisville doesn’t know what an away game is until mid-season, 14 of their first 17 games are HOME since the YUMMY center opened. Pitino has taken Boeheim’s advice to pad your won-loss record!!
You realize how hated the Cats are when we make decisions that effect another team, and you see other fan bases (IU,Louisville,Kansas,Ohio State,UNC,Duke) joining forces to hate on our Cats. It’s amazing!! Calipari’s new tag line should be- John Calipari- Bringing insecure fan bases together since 2010.
The thing that will not affect UK is the Cats will still be on prime time TV channels such as ESPN and CBS and pull the top stories on SC. The IU and UNC games would have been nice in December on CBS, but UK will be good. It will hurt the television networks and other teams more than it will hurt us. We don’t move the needle; we are the needle. And the media should quit bitchin’ about the rivaly, fans, etc. They are only concerned about them because it would make for good print and stories.
100…AND whipping that A$%…
What I dont get is Indiana fans talking about how we only played 1 non-conference road game while they only played 2 including a game at Evansville.
Dead Flowers…great song
song about IU?
105…Thirty Days in the Hole…
So does losing the IU series mean we can’t have the always charming Dan Dakich on KSR any more?
Kansas on the CHicago Bulls court would be cool
Kevin “slapnuts” >>>>> this Kevin
I used to love the neutral site IU games — 50-50 crowds are a great environment.
It goes back to what Drew said earlier, everything is in prep for the 6 games in March/April. True road games don’t matter, you don’t play those in March. You play the games that matter on neutral courts.
Kevin must be a UL or IU fan.
“Kevin…you’re making me dumber by the minute.” – Matt
Hahaha…comedy.
“Who’s Gonna Fill Them Shoes” (shoes = schedule)
Might need to get EMS the hotline number for this guy
Wes – cool story bro
#59 WINS!!!! WELL DONE SIR!!!
Truth is back at Central State where he belongs!!
All games should be played at neutral sites! Who needs Rupp or the road?
Kevin reminds me of Cheddar Bob from 8 mile, he makes me feel extremely smart when I hear him talk, and I’m not extremely smart. Cheddar bob shot hisself in the junk, it wouldn’t shock me if I heard Kevin shot hisself in the junk.
KSR call screener = TV interviewer after a tornado
Always finds the crazy.
Kevin- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Since 2008, the following teams have played “x” true non-conference road games
Duke has played 6 true road games.
UNC has played 8- two of which were UK
UofL has played 5- two of which were UK
HEY HEY HEY!!! IT’S FAT RY!!!
fox news radio…yadda
UK Athletic Department should bear the brunt of the responsibility for the university taking all the bad press. I haven’t heard one source outside of UK and this show taking UK’s side. There should be more.
Thumbs up on the suit and shoes Matt Jones.
My doctor has told me to lose some weight because I am pre-diabetic. My dad is diabetic and having part of his foot removed next week because of diabetes (reduced blood flow). Sign me up for the biggest KSR loser!
Bad Press? depends on what you think.
Pink Shirts??? New type of gang clothing?
Imagine the scramble at the white house to find something UK Blue this am?
I have salmon shirt, does that count?
Finally the Ryan Lemond Show…
130…better be the right shade…no sissy blue…
My step mother is a bartender at CD, as was able to get my father a press pass for the Derby a few years back. This just so happened to be the year that the Queen was there. He said that CD was on lockdown from the time The Queen got there, until the time she left. Even had SWAT members on the roof with guns. He said he would never go again, because it was so miserable.
131…does it help your tryglyceride levels etc? Maybe Ryan can use this info…
Did your son give him some t-shirts in exchange for that information?
Eloy’s a man!! He’s 40!!!!
Who use to end his broadcast with “WAKE UP, AMERICA”? I know. Thats Eloy’s mantra. Thanks goes out to him
135…well played sir…yes every time i wear it my triceratops goes down
138…Earl Pitts
138- I think it is Earl Pitts
It is apparent that ending the series was IUs plan all along
139, those were the days…
We need to play UCLA or ARIZONA. point blank period!!!
140, to big of a hurry to post, YOU right!
139…grinning big time…back at ya Sir…
Earl Pitts talking about his son listening to that rapper “2 packs a sugar” and hitting the “reject” button was some funny stuff.
144…YES! YES! YES!
Take over the West Coast recruiting too… Y’all hear me?
149…that’s the plan,Man…
Ryan…the more the cushion,the easier the pushin’…Nice workout Bro…
T-T-T-Today Junior!
Ryan it is not a work out if your wife does all the work.
Earl Pitts and Leonards Losers. That was good radio.
154…was Leonard’s Losere the one with the chicken that picked game results
Mitch just tweeted that Coach Cal and his staff have all signed multi-year renewal contracts to remain at UK. No details, but great news for BBN!!!
LL was a pre game football radio show that picked the losers in the SEC that weekend. Not always agreed but listened every weekend.
Ryan, you two are killing it today. Great job!
#156 Great News!!!
I have three fat,cell phone using women that drive SUVs who run me off the road ever time we meet and act like it was my fault…iu = fat women on my road…
156…Yep!!!
Joey FAT ONE
Ryan, It’s J.C. not J.T.
non in state players for UK beat your in state iu players…sorry Truth,facts are facts…
funny how non in state players for UK beat in state iu players…sorry Truth,fact is fact…
Evansville has a great BB tradition.
do some search on the Aces.
It sounded like Ryan was saying Jay-Z Chavez. Regardless, I am always befuddled and amazed at the pure randomness of things that Ryan knows on 90’s boy and girl bands. What else can we classify in the category of #ThingsRyanKnows?
sorry for double post…received error message and reposted…
What a DUMBASS…. IDIOTS…
Just saw picture of Drew, Matt, and Beisner at the Oaks. I have to say the boys look good. First Place Beisner, 2nd Matt and 3rd Drew.
How is Indiana back? That’s BS, IU will be back when they actually win not almost win.
Also the money is needed to feed the Title 9 scholarships and the other non-profitable sports.
Indiana’s back! Oh my God I’m so scared! We’re going to continue kicking their ass like we always have! I’m shaking in my boots!
Wait, did he mean Indiana is back to their last 25 years where they haven’t done a damn thing? Man, that’s frightening!
Lol at IU fans who are delusional and think their place in college basketball is higher than it is and has ever been.
In times of striff indiana’s superiority complex shines through…case in point…
Think people. IU return is based on UK game at their house.
to replace IU this year: at Lucas, Zona, Mich. St. or Mich.
Harpo…
or Purdue. IU fans will need some a$$ ointment that game.
We were IU’s only ranked non Big 10 opponent last year.
Morons!
pions or pee-ons…I prefer the latter…good line Scott…
Ryan- you can have sweet tea. You just have to sweeten it yourself with non calorie sweetener.
We don’t want our fans leaving the game in an ambulance, either.
lauper wasn’t having fun and she is not a girl anymore. like me, she’s old.
May the 4th be with you!
chris – pow chicka pow pow
linda taylor – i’m on that idea
azubuike bicep – will you be my agent?
185 Ryan, I thought I was your agent!!! HA!