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Happy Birthday, Matt Jones!

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Our fearless leader turns 30-something today. Use the comments section to wish him a happy birthday or just tell him how awesome he looks in this photo.

Also, you’re all invited to Matt’s birthday party tonight. I don’t know when it is or where it is but you’re all more than welcome to attend. There will be treats.

Happy Birthday, Matt!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

55 Comments for Happy Birthday, Matt Jones!



  1. Paul D-Bag
    4:03 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    FIRST! Happy Birthday, friend



  2. Lifelong Cat Fan
    4:04 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday, Matt Jones!



  3. tyrus
    4:05 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy B-Day Matt. Don’t worry be happy.



  4. Woman From ESPN Phone Call
    4:06 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday. Don’t do anything this is not appropriate



  5. Two guys in front of Matt
    4:07 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    We get the feeling this won’t be the first time Matt puts himself on a pedestal. Just kidding, Matt. Happy Birthday!



  6. Demarcus Cousins
    4:08 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    I was gonna fly in for your birthday but since you didn’t do the same for me……..I’ll just say happy birthday



  7. Rich Hartso
    4:08 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Matt. It’s my birthday also…I think you got me by 2 years though – so happy 33rd! …I think…



  8. Jared Lorenzen
    4:10 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday, Matt! Save some cake for me!!!



  9. Rex Chapman
    4:12 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Is it going to be a karaoke party? If so, I’m there!



  10. Mr. Blonde
    4:15 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Before I saw the title I thought it was going to be “George Mikan wants afternoon notes.”



  11. Bruce Pearl
    4:15 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Matt’s party is at my place. Everyone is invited to my backyard for a good ole BBQ



  12. Mr Schwump
    4:17 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Slow news day.



  13. Ben
    4:21 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, your not getting older! (not) Enjoy the thirties, they go by so fast! Sorry I can’t make your party, the time and place are just not workable with my schedule.



  14. SirWinstonChurchill
    4:22 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.



  15. D. Matz
    4:25 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Gary’s got a boner. Again. Only if that is a Debate Team shirt…or Math Team, which couldn’t be because the photoshoot those in the Library, or Cafeteria where exams are administered, it is still impressive that you turned to books because you got your ass spanked by that thing called ‘vision’.



  16. catfanran
    4:30 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    happy Birthday Matt have a great day



  17. BTI
    4:31 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Does this mean I get a promotion?



  18. catfanran
    4:32 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Matt enjoy your special day



  19. Jarweed
    4:36 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Goober to Glory! A real cinderella story.



  20. catfan68
    4:48 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Matt!!!



  21. Red Bird
    4:52 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



  22. Illiterate U of L fan
    4:55 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    You look so synonymous in that picture!



  23. swicat
    5:00 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    happy birthday matt! simply put, ksr is a cool site.



  24. bleedblueky
    5:00 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Matt 🙂



  25. Rebbecca Gayheart
    5:06 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Matt!!!!I will be glad to pop out of your cake for you sweetiepie!Call me,text me,stalk me!



  26. exiledfan
    5:07 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Is that your fencing team picture? Happy Birthday!



  27. Ukjohnny 8
    5:11 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy birthday matt! Will there be a bti penyata?



  28. Pedantic Parvenu
    5:17 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Mr. Schwump says, “Find me a more negative person than me and I will pay you handsomely.”



  29. Howie Lindsey
    5:22 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Matthew, you’ve plumped up nicely over the years…



  30. Vernon Dozier
    5:29 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Punk!



  31. SexnNursinHomes
    5:47 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy ED, Jones. It’s on it’s way!!!



  32. Party Planner
    5:54 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Like you have no clue where the party is…Your head is so far up his ass that if he took a sharp left or right turn your neck would break.



  33. Shawon
    6:01 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Larry Vaught’s Happy Birthday tweet gave me a much needed laugh. Hope @Kysportsradio can find time to retweet it.

    Happy Birthday, Matt!



  34. willie
    6:03 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Boogie glasses…ha !



  35. Tom Jurich
    6:09 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Who is Matt Jones? Happy Birthday!



  36. Rick Pitino
    6:13 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Why are we discussing Matt Jones’ birthday on a day when New York is being ravished by a tropical storm?



  37. bill lamb
    7:22 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    im the biggest douche ever! thats my point of view.there I said it. hbd son!



  38. Bob
    7:28 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Matt looks 40 in that picture.



  39. Rob Lock
    7:36 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Burfday Matt. I call BS on the 78…..



  40. StevieD
    8:17 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Like my daughter says to me all of the time, ” You are such a DORK “



  41. Clint Hurrt
    8:33 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Matt, Come on down to Miami
    and I will get you a free meal at
    one of our fine restaurants.
    We’ll put on Shairpo’s Amex (wink)(wink)



  42. Reality Check
    8:36 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    No way Matt ever got laid in high school (unless it was a dude).



  43. 78 NCAA Champions
    8:43 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday!!!



  44. Paducahfan
    9:16 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Is that the middlesboro high golf team? HB Matt



  45. Paducahfan
    9:16 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    Is that the middlesboro high golf team? HB Matt



  46. Matt's Mom
    9:56 pm August 28, 2011 Permalink

    It puzzled us as well. You can’t tell from that picture that he’d turn out homo.



  47. HomeJersey
    12:56 am August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday, Matt! All the greats showed up-SexnNursinHomes, BTI, Tom Jurich, J-Lo! Thanks Dude!



  48. Catfanuno
    7:42 am August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy birthday MATT! BTI SUCKS!



  49. kdoggy style
    8:41 am August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Bday matt!



  50. the captain
    9:36 am August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday Matt.



  51. notslapnutskevin
    10:29 am August 29, 2011 Permalink

    I FOUND WALDO!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT JONES MATT JONES MATT JONES



  52. Steve Fitts
    12:06 pm August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy 33rd Birthday!!!



  53. Steve Fitts
    12:17 pm August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy 33rd birthday, Matt!



  54. Jimtown Catfan
    1:45 pm August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Birthday to that guy that looks like a young Orel Hershiser(sp?). In all seriousness, happy birthday Matt Jones!! Go Cats



  55. Steve Fitts
    6:31 pm August 29, 2011 Permalink

    Happy 33rd birthday, Matt!!!