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The Goonies Do the Turtleman

Guess who’s back, back again? The Goonies are back. Tell a friend. Kyle Wiltjer and Willie Cauley-Stein do a little “Turtleman” parody.

Article written by Ally Tucker

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23 Comments for The Goonies Do the Turtleman



  1. KSR1080Fan
    9:30 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    1st! Goonie-style!



  2. Corey Sayre's Dog Sophie
    9:31 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Kyle is the Turtle Man!!



  3. Tom
    9:42 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Brilliant



  4. Zombie Kid
    9:49 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    I like turtles



  5. I Think
    9:51 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    …that Kyle should do the Indian Rebel Yell when he hits a three this year.



  6. Kentucky14
    9:55 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    I spent this video hoping they wouldn’t injure themselves badly.



  7. Tonydelksarms
    9:59 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Jerry Tipton thinks gatoraid is a illegal benefit.



  8. ynot
    10:00 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Now that was some quality comedy! These guys are gonna have great chemistry this year!



  9. HamnEggs
    10:27 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Noodling

    That’s the logical next step



  10. HughHefty
    10:37 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    These kids are awesome – Willie is going to be great



  11. Ken Tucky
    10:39 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Open wound, bacteria filled lake, anyone else think Cal will be giving a health lecture next practice.



  12. capt
    10:57 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    That’s at Alligator boat dock 2 in russell county. Why on earth would they come here?



  13. BGKY Dave
    11:06 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Saw these boys at Lake Cumberland this week end. We had our house boat tied up near Wolf Creek Marina. They were having a ball showing off on the tube. Willie is an athelete. He was doing flips on tube wake to wake.



  14. Nashvegas cat
    11:14 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    Seeing Kyle without his shirt on suggests he needs to spend less time making short films and more time in the weight room. Kyle has all the tools to play in the nba someday, but he has got to get stronger to do it.



  15. shields eyes
    11:28 pm July 29, 2012 Permalink

    These guys should be encased in bubble wrap until the season starts.



  16. TheKyColonel
    12:12 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    So what disturbs me most about this video is that those cables that they jumped over to get to the turtle are electricit lines for the boats on the dock. Two kids just died recently in TN doing the same thing. You should never swim around docks with electric lines….signs are normally posted everywhere warning of this….ok dad hat is off……awesome video….these guys are awesome!



  17. Ridge Runner
    12:19 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    awesome!



  18. Rondo Rules
    5:02 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    Jumping into shallow water with large rocks on the bottom = dumb and dangerous. Scraping foot in nasty bacteria filled stagnant water = dumb and dangerous. Does Kyle want to end up like the girl in Georgia that got the flesh eating bacteria? These guys are going to be injured or worse before real practices ever start. I agree with Nashvegas Cat…spend more time in the weight room and gym instead of making stupid videos!



  19. Carey
    6:39 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll never have those 4 minutes back but that made me laugh



  20. Bo Lanter is my baby daddy
    6:45 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    Yeah these guys should spend every second they are awake bettering themselves for basketball. They should have to do suicides if they don’t dream about it or if they wat h a movie that isn’t The Air up there or Hoosiers.



  21. Yoda
    9:03 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    Wow, I’ve never heard so many sissy’s in here! Algae infested water, sharp rocks, open wounds…yada yada. You all need to loosen up! I grew up on Lake Cumberland and the surrounding waters, and from cliff jumping to getting snagged by fishing hooks I never knew a single person to get “flesh eating bacteria” because of a little scrape. Jeez, I know they’re our players, but they’re KIDS too. I’m sure someone will google an article the read about so-and-so getting hurt/dying because of a lake-related injury, but let’s be honest…the chances of that happening are far less than the chances these guys have of tweaking an ankle in practice or busting an ACL in conditioning. Let them have their fun. More power to them…the rest of you lifeguards need to pull the whistle outta your yahoo.



  22. Tonydelksarms
    10:04 am July 30, 2012 Permalink

    Let these guys have a life. They are kids not robots! It’s not like they are out selling drugs! They are on the lake with apparently adult supervision.



  23. Common Sense
    12:54 pm July 30, 2012 Permalink

    This is HILARIOUS, that being said, the real show is complete garbage.