You read right, folks. Glenn Pakulak has registered his first NFL tackle. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see it (heaven forbid Bloomington programming allows me to see anything awesome), so if anyone is man enough to transcribe the chilling scene that certainly occurred, feel free to do so in the comments section. My guess: he demolished the unsuspecting return man with a brutal helmet-to-kidney hit that, according to well known folk legend, hurt so bad the returner lost all bowel and bladder control—a messy scene, to be sure.
Or he just pushed the guy out of bounds. One of the two.
Either way, he is now tied with Deion Sanders in career tackles.