“Way to plant, Ann.”
Matt’s gone. It’s me. Deal with it. Oh, and nothing really happened. Although, reports indicate that an Arrested Development movie is in, uh, development. Sweeeeet.
-It was signing day for schools all over the country, and everything went as planned here in the Bluegrass. Daniel Orton, G.J. Vilarino, and Jon Hood all signed with the Cats, giving UK the 9th rated recruiting class in the universe for 2009, according to Scout. Coach Gillispie addressed the media about his new signees, and he was excited to be bringing the “gym rat” mentality to Lexington. That sounds unsafe and inhumane, but who am I to judge?
-Psycho T is listed as “extremely doubtful” for UNC’s opener against Penn on Saturday. Any other player would simply be “doubtful,” but when you are the world’s foremost ping-pong, Texas Style player, everything that you do is extreme!!! WOOOO!!!! Mountain Dew!!!
Chances are he won’t be ready for the UK game either, which would leave the Heels two starters short, as Marcus Ginyard is also out. The country weeps for you, Roy.
As far as I can tell, that’s pretty much all we got for ya. Blame society. Well have much more throughout the day, I’m certain of it. Bryan the Intern will be atcha before ya know it.