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Gchat conversation with MisterThamel

5/8/2012 10:45 PM: HuskieatHeart has joined the conversation
5/8/2012 10:49 PM: MisterThamel has joined the conversation

HuskieatHeart: i just saw ur article, congrats!! 😀

MisterThamel: Thanks, Mark, it’s a long time coming, but I can’t thank you enough for all your help.

HuskieatHeart: np, u know the ncaa would do anything to bring down C

MisterThamel: It’s a common goal, I assure you. And just to think, I was starting to get really frustrated since that last lead about impurities in the Caliberry Orange Leaf yogurt panned out. That crap is as pure as Roy Williams.

HuskieatHeart: lol

MisterThamel: Seriously though, Mark, I do appreciate the help. Between us, I know it’s not much, but having two investigators look into NN’s recruitment will mar C’s reputation even more.

HuskieatHeart: yes, but just 2 warn u, we do this a lot and it nvr really amounts 2 much, just smoke

MisterThamel: Well, with C, wherever there’s smoke, there’s always fire.

HuskieatHeart: omg was that a cliche?

MisterThamel: Ugh, yes. Sorry, I’ve been on pins and needles all day waiting to release this story. Someone has to stop C, and since it looks like 4D and Dana have turned soft, it’s really up to me now.

HuskieatHeart: yeah, for real…whats up with Pat? didnt he move 2 yahoo 2 take him down?

MisterThamel: That’s what we all thought. I literally spent hours in bars with other writers spreading the word about his expose…after the Big East Tournament, I doubt I can drink a Cape Cod again. But it was all for naught, because UK just had to go ahead and win the NC, didn’t they? By the way, how did you manage to shake his hand? I would have puked.

HuskieatHeart: i just pictured him as bobby knight and faked it

MisterThamel: Well done! I have to tell you, I can’t believe Bobby actually took our bet not to say his or UK’s name so far. I had him lasting two months, not most of the regular season!

HuskieatHeart: lol, i know! the office luvd that. i sent him a case of johnny walker

MisterThamel: Yeah…still waiting on mine…

HuskieatHeart: oh ya, in the mail

MisterThamel: I think I’ve earned it at this point. From going to Turkey to interview that slob from Fenerbahce to risking my life in Birmingham to ask about Bledsoe to tracking down NN’s barber and literally collecting his clippings, I’m at my wit’s end. Did you know I couldn’t sit down for a week after I got back from Turkey?? Do you know what the humidity in Birmingham did to my hair? And don’t get me started on running into that thug DeMarcus Cousins at the Derby last year…

HuskieatHeart: u have been a trooper, pete. stay strong.

MisterThamel: Well, someone has to do it. Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale…

HuskieatHeart: wtf

MisterThamel: It’s literature, Mark, literature…

5/8/2012 11:22 PM: MisterThamel has left the conversation

HuskieatHeart: oh, moby dick. wait didnt the whale win in the end?

HuskieatHeart: pete?

5/8/2012 11:31 PM: HuskieatHeart has left the conversation

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

28 Comments for Gchat conversation with MisterThamel

  1. First
    4:06 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink


  2. UKinNC
    4:08 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    That there’s funnier ‘n hell. Mark Emmert’s animus toward UK/Calipari over Terrence Jones dissing U Wash is playing a bigger part than most people think…

    4:09 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink


  4. SexnNursinHomes
    4:10 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    TT- awesome piece! That’s exactly how I would imagine an emmerts/thamel convo

  5. ThankfulCat
    4:13 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    Emmert is a douchebag deluxe

    Thamel wrote the book on how to look desperate and allow another person to absolutely own you through your own hatred towards that person

    Calipari owns Thamel

  6. Dick Gosinia
    4:18 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    Thats gold Tyler, gold! That is one of the funniest posts I have ever read….I can just imagine that conversation taking place.

  7. LAUGHlin Mclain Sucks
    4:27 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    I suck and my life is all about bashing UK and their fanbase… I am such a sad person and could be called Thamel Jr…

  8. average fan
    4:29 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    I love MS.TT…and Kentucky Sports Radio. Great job…take the rest of the day off.

  9. Mr Obvious
    4:32 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    HuskieatHeart: i just pictured him as bobby knight and faked it

    That one got me… it really did…

  10. Nick
    4:37 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    If Tomlin wrote this, everybody would say it sucked.

  11. bravobigblue
    4:42 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    How did ThamelToe not expose that PEDOPHILE AT SYRACUSE for 3 decades?????? Oh, that’s right. Syracuse is his alma mater!

  12. Yeah...
    4:43 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    this did suck… stick to tweet beat TT. almost as bad as the timeline yesterday.

  13. Another Perspective
    4:43 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink


  14. Captain Wildcat
    4:46 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    Thanks Ms Tyler, a true classic.

  15. bro low
    4:50 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink


    4:54 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    is it me or do #4,6,8 and 14 seem to be working for Tyler?

  17. SeaBlue
    4:55 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    very good Tyler, most ridiculous!

  18. Deepblue
    5:10 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    Uhg…that was 30 secs of my life I’ll never get back…

  19. Isaac in San Fran
    5:15 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    16) yeah it’s totally impossible that anybody could have liked this post!

    it’s called a sense of humor. you should look into one.

  20. SexnNursinHomes
    5:23 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    16- stick to what you know best, which is lickin’ herpes off public toilet seats.

    5:37 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t always read rIdiculous sports commentary on the Kentucky Wildcats, but when I do I read KSR and Tyler Thompson… STAY BLUE MY FRIENDS…

  22. CATandMONKEY
    6:18 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    T squared..I see what you did there. You could have coasted on a Friday afternoon but you nailed this. Great work. This piece doesn’t delve too deeply into the abstract but that is obviously too deep for some.

  23. Mike in Louisville
    8:24 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    This is pretty bad. To think I usually enjoy your posts…. Anyone else hear crickets?

  24. idontflinch
    8:44 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    9. I agree. That was classic.
    23. I heard crickets after reading your comment. Does that count?

  25. Paratrooper
    10:11 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t pay any attention to these detractors, Tyler. Many of them can’t even spell. They probably think Moby Dick is a porno flick. LOL Keep up the good work.

  26. catty
    10:48 pm May 11, 2012 Permalink

    loved it Tyler

  27. nope
    12:44 am May 12, 2012 Permalink

    It’s just sad, and makes UK fans look paranoid. SMH Y’all need to chill out for real.

  28. LindaS
    12:03 am May 13, 2012 Permalink

    As I said a couple years ago…Neuter Thamel…gonna bring the t-shirt out of moth balls. botox mark and his band of merry men need to be neutered also.