Gchat conversation with MisterThamel


5/8/2012 10:45 PM: HuskieatHeart has joined the conversation
5/8/2012 10:49 PM: MisterThamel has joined the conversation
HuskieatHeart: i just saw ur article, congrats!! 😀
MisterThamel: Thanks, Mark, it’s a long time coming, but I can’t thank you enough for all your help.
HuskieatHeart: np, u know the ncaa would do anything to bring down C
MisterThamel: It’s a common goal, I assure you. And just to think, I was starting to get really frustrated since that last lead about impurities in the Caliberry Orange Leaf yogurt panned out. That crap is as pure as Roy Williams.
MisterThamel: Seriously though, Mark, I do appreciate the help. Between us, I know it’s not much, but having two investigators look into NN’s recruitment will mar C’s reputation even more.
HuskieatHeart: yes, but just 2 warn u, we do this a lot and it nvr really amounts 2 much, just smoke
MisterThamel: Well, with C, wherever there’s smoke, there’s always fire.
HuskieatHeart: omg was that a cliche?
MisterThamel: Ugh, yes. Sorry, I’ve been on pins and needles all day waiting to release this story. Someone has to stop C, and since it looks like 4D and Dana have turned soft, it’s really up to me now.
HuskieatHeart: yeah, for real…whats up with Pat? didnt he move 2 yahoo 2 take him down?
MisterThamel: That’s what we all thought. I literally spent hours in bars with other writers spreading the word about his expose…after the Big East Tournament, I doubt I can drink a Cape Cod again. But it was all for naught, because UK just had to go ahead and win the NC, didn’t they? By the way, how did you manage to shake his hand? I would have puked.
HuskieatHeart: i just pictured him as bobby knight and faked it
MisterThamel: Well done! I have to tell you, I can’t believe Bobby actually took our bet not to say his or UK’s name so far. I had him lasting two months, not most of the regular season!
HuskieatHeart: lol, i know! the office luvd that. i sent him a case of johnny walker
MisterThamel: Yeah…still waiting on mine…
HuskieatHeart: oh ya, in the mail
MisterThamel: I think I’ve earned it at this point. From going to Turkey to interview that slob from Fenerbahce to risking my life in Birmingham to ask about Bledsoe to tracking down NN’s barber and literally collecting his clippings, I’m at my wit’s end. Did you know I couldn’t sit down for a week after I got back from Turkey?? Do you know what the humidity in Birmingham did to my hair? And don’t get me started on running into that thug DeMarcus Cousins at the Derby last year…
HuskieatHeart: u have been a trooper, pete. stay strong.
MisterThamel: Well, someone has to do it. Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale…
MisterThamel: It’s literature, Mark, literature…
5/8/2012 11:22 PM: MisterThamel has left the conversation
HuskieatHeart: oh, moby dick. wait didnt the whale win in the end?
5/8/2012 11:31 PM: HuskieatHeart has left the conversation
28 Comments for Gchat conversation with MisterThamel
First?
That there’s funnier ‘n hell. Mark Emmert’s animus toward UK/Calipari over Terrence Jones dissing U Wash is playing a bigger part than most people think…
crickets
TT- awesome piece! That’s exactly how I would imagine an emmerts/thamel convo
Emmert is a douchebag deluxe
Thamel wrote the book on how to look desperate and allow another person to absolutely own you through your own hatred towards that person
Calipari owns Thamel
Thats gold Tyler, gold! That is one of the funniest posts I have ever read….I can just imagine that conversation taking place.
I suck and my life is all about bashing UK and their fanbase… I am such a sad person and could be called Thamel Jr…
I love MS.TT…and Kentucky Sports Radio. Great job…take the rest of the day off.
HuskieatHeart: i just pictured him as bobby knight and faked it
That one got me… it really did…
If Tomlin wrote this, everybody would say it sucked.
How did ThamelToe not expose that PEDOPHILE AT SYRACUSE for 3 decades?????? Oh, that’s right. Syracuse is his alma mater!
this did suck… stick to tweet beat TT. almost as bad as the timeline yesterday.
funny
Thanks Ms Tyler, a true classic.
Comedy!
is it me or do #4,6,8 and 14 seem to be working for Tyler?
very good Tyler, most ridiculous!
Uhg…that was 30 secs of my life I’ll never get back…
16) yeah it’s totally impossible that anybody could have liked this post!
it’s called a sense of humor. you should look into one.
16- stick to what you know best, which is lickin’ herpes off public toilet seats.
I don’t always read rIdiculous sports commentary on the Kentucky Wildcats, but when I do I read KSR and Tyler Thompson… STAY BLUE MY FRIENDS…
T squared..I see what you did there. You could have coasted on a Friday afternoon but you nailed this. Great work. This piece doesn’t delve too deeply into the abstract but that is obviously too deep for some.
This is pretty bad. To think I usually enjoy your posts…. Anyone else hear crickets?
9. I agree. That was classic.
23. I heard crickets after reading your comment. Does that count?
Don’t pay any attention to these detractors, Tyler. Many of them can’t even spell. They probably think Moby Dick is a porno flick. LOL Keep up the good work.
loved it Tyler
It’s just sad, and makes UK fans look paranoid. SMH Y’all need to chill out for real.
As I said a couple years ago…Neuter Thamel…gonna bring the t-shirt out of moth balls. botox mark and his band of merry men need to be neutered also.