Games Faces is back and ready to kick-off the SEC season in basketball! Tune-in as the Cats go up against the Vanderbilt Commodores in Nashville at 9pm. Vandy brings a lot of new goes to the table this year, and they really suck. So this will be even more fun! Check it:
After retiring from basketball in a few years, Shelby Moats will have a future in romance novel cover modeling. And sounding like he has no idea how to speak English, a la Fabio.
Vandy’s Alex Gendelman was recently arrested for trying to steal Doug Gottleib’s identity using his stolen credit card and ID. Police were tipped off by a local service industry worker who said the person using Doug’s card seemed like “slightly less of a douchebag than normal.”
Have you ever been mean-mugged by actor Michael K. Williams AKA ‘Chalky White’ from Boardwalk Empire? Well now you have. And word around Vandy sororities is that Rod Odom does a great impression of Chalky.
Why the long face (okay, and neck)? Resembling a shaved Big Bird, Josh Henderson was told that
his show was getting canceled he was getting replaced on the team recently by teammate Nathan Watkins (see below).
Like Mitt Romney, I expect Commordore Nathan Watkins to walk out a loser tonight. Just sayin’. Allow me to point you to the comments section for the upcoming political fight.
BONUS: No Vanderbilt Game Faces would be complete without making fun of Kevin Stallings.