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Game Faces: Morehead State Eagles Edition

Sean Woods drags his Morehead State Eagles into Rupp Arena this evening for an in-state bluegrass-cardinal-killer tete-a-tete. That’s a lot of dashes. Tip off is at 7:00pm, and you don’t want to miss your Wildcats in action (without Ryan Harrow…again) against the former Cat who wound up in a bit of controversy this week for his comments on the current UK players. Let’s check out who he is putting on the Rupp floor tonight:

When not being operated on by Dr. Frankenstein, Morehead’s Drew Kelly enjoys long walks down dark paths leading to Transylvnian castles while being chased by townsfolk with torches. And getting caught in the rain.

Kahlil Owens loves basketball, but his true calling his standup and improve comedy thanks to his idol Tracy Morgan. Rumors are floating around the Eagle locker room that Kahlil will be shaving his goatee soon and moving to L.A. to jumpstart his career.

Bill Bellamy may have given up his hooping days when MTV’s Rock n’ Jock game called it quits, but Morehead’s Maurice Lewis-Briggs makes it look like Dan Cortese’s arch-nemesis…except with a few more pounds this time around.

Salute to all our military men out there. Jared Ravenscraft may very well possibly be a serviceman, given his resemblence to Jake Gyllenhall in Jarhead.

With the flat top and a golden smile, Brent Arrington has a little Brandon Jennings in him. Let’s hope he doesn’t get buckets like Jennings tonight.

20th Century Fox just sent out a press release saying that the new Borat movie is being filmed in Morehead, KY starring Karam Mashour as Borat’s long lost American cousin. Sasha Baron Cohen stated that the inherent comedic value in the town’s name made it a lock for filming.

Article written by Chris Thomas

8 Comments for Game Faces: Morehead State Eagles Edition

  1. Ratface
    5:38 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    What the heck is Dakari Johnson doing beside Kalil Owens?

  2. The King
    5:39 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    How can I stream the img pregame show online? I live in Louisville.

  3. Blue Poop
    5:54 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    Wood(s), More-Head ….hmmmmmmmm. Cats & Birds ……sounds X rated. Put up a link, I’m in!

  4. NKY
    5:57 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    I heart radio sucks trying to listen to 630 right now.

  5. uk class of 2013
    5:58 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    does anyone have a link to watch the game online? pleaseeee

  6. tdogg40330
    6:14 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    5) ESPN3

  7. bluristhurr
    6:36 pm November 21, 2012 Permalink

    If it helps to approve my Borat quote I’m half black so it’s okay to say that N word